Today's Blind Items
When this reality housewife was sharing the details about her sex week with this A list movie star. What she forgot to mention was that the reason was it lasted an entire week or weekend was because it took almost that long for the actor to get ready to perform. Our Housewife was very imaginative in thinking of new ways to make him performance ready but the drugs really made that difficult.
Gerald Butler
ReplyDeleteYeah, Brandi & Gerard. Meh.
ReplyDeleteIs this even blind?
ReplyDeleteWhen Brandi was "dating" GB, lol.
ReplyDeleteDo drugs always have that affect? I'm feeling innocent today, but I haven't dated any heavy drug users apparently.
Jeez, she worked on it for a week?
ReplyDeleteI hope it was worth it.
LOVE when they're so easy even I can get them!
ReplyDeleteBrandi and Gerald totally.
Oh SNAP. I guess he shoulda just admitted it when it came to light last month, instead of saying "Brandi WHO?"
ReplyDeleteHa haaaaa
since when in Gerard Butler A list? i think we would need to guess again. i would consider him B-, but then again with enty, we never know
ReplyDeleteI would still hit it, right out of rehab because who knows when the relapse will happen.
ReplyDelete@Seachica - yes, they can, but not necessarily all the time, and it differs from guy to guy.
ReplyDeleteAlso - this doesn't seem blind!
ReplyDeleteGuess that is the real reason Gerry went to rehab. Bad for his sex life and had to slum it with Real Housewives (but I love them!). Wonder if a simple Viagra can counteract coke d*ck?
ReplyDeleteI too am having a hard time with Gerry being A list. He's such a goofy mofo to me.
ReplyDeleteBrandi! What a classless gal! Ugh!
ReplyDeleteshe said....
ReplyDeleteSeachica- maybe long term drug usage can cause this sort of affect where even if one is off the drugs for short periods of time it still can affect their erections?
ReplyDeleteThe central nervous system does play a role in erections happening and can also be affected by drug use, so my thought is over time the two would definitely be linked.
Maybe there are so many cheatings happening in HOllywood cause male celebs who are prone to drugs (aka most of em), when they do get hard, have to prove their machismo to themselves? Just a thought.
Easiest blind ever!
ReplyDeletecoke dick is a bitch.
ReplyDelete^ as is waiting for coke dick to subside.
ReplyDeleteWhat MISCH said - while this item is hardly a blind, it is totally deserved based on his comments. Ha!
ReplyDeleteAnd LOL @ EmEyeKay...
Yeah, but you fail to understand, Brandi, that he NEEDED to take the drugs to numb himself enough to sleep with you!
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't think this is Gerry. Remember Gerry was the revealed blind that said something like, "Even I wouldn't sleep with you," to some skanky actress (can't remember who it was).
Gerry's never admitted being with her: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/27/gerard-butler-brandi-glanville-sex/#.T002EIF2Mk4
And love how everyone thinks BG is a lying skank EXCEPT for this. Methinks the lady doth brag too much!
I don't know if I believe this. I mean, I totally believe Brandi and Gerard shacked up for a week, but on live TV she said something like he was an 11 on a scale of 1-10 or something like that.
ReplyDeleteUnless Brandi called him impotent because she was miffed at his, "Brandi who?" comments, I think this is manufactured. It's just too easy.
Easy blind. Guess Gerry should have been gentlemen enough to at least acknowledge her instead of that stupid "Brandi who?"
ReplyDelete@ nunaurbiz: AnnaLynn McCord, I believe...
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be surprising, considering that Butler's also the top suspect for the blind item about the foreign born "A" list actor who hooked up with (barely legal of age) high school seniors because they'd ignore his bedroom shortcomings. Whether both of these blinds are true, I don't know...
ReplyDelete(Enty, what happened to the outing of Nathalie Portman having a fake relationship with Millepied for Oscar's sake? They're now married!)
I just got out of a relationship with someone that loved herb and booze and let's just say that it CAN have a detrimental affect on performance. :(
ReplyDeleteI think if BG did say this about GB it was because se was hoping to hook up more to be relevant which with GB would just be plain stoopid. BUT she needs someoe else to make her important since her husband done R U N N O F T with Leanne Fugly.
ReplyDeleteWho ever said that BG was a liar? She's the one to tell the truth in the room
ReplyDeletePoor Brandi! I bet she put a lot of effort into it and got little in return. She even tried to boost his standing as a stud. No wonder he didn't remember her; it was the drugs. Because I can't believe Brandi would be forgettable in bed; the crazier the woman, the better the sex.
ReplyDeleteThe Portman-Millipied item was as patently fake as Enty's other *blinds*, so it's par for the course.
ReplyDelete__^Pretty much about half the story in the majority of blinds is true. In particular the four for four long thesis type descriptions are nearly all false. The guy people think/want to be RDJ is interesting but everyone on gossip sites know CDAN is not accurate 90%. A fact they do not try to hide anymore.
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