Where Else Did The Crap Come From?

The FAA and the federal government are such morons sometimes. A man in New York was sitting out in his backyard recently when a literal backyard full of crap landed on him and his yard. Police came out and investigated and identified that the mass of brown stuff was indeed crap and that it came from an airplane. The FAA though has said it is still trying to determine whether it all came from an airplane. Huh? WTF else is up in the air that drops that much crap. I don't think it was a flock of seagulls. Great band, but probably not the culprit here. The FAA wants to spend some taxpayer money investigating for a few days before it can determine whether the excrement came from an airplane. Well, after they spend a million, maybe they will be able to confirm it all for us.