--Jaleel White will dance with former champ Kym Johnson
I'm just happy Urkel got a job.
--Martina Navratilova will dance with Tony Dovolani
Tennis players are good on their feet. Could be surprise.
--Jack Wagner will dance with Anna Trebunskaya
The man has no rhythm.
--Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver will dance with Peta Murgatroyd
Another athlete.
--Extra host Maria Menounos will dance with Derek Hough
Derek is already plotting how to get Maria to sleep with him.
--Roshon Fegan will dance with Chelsie Hightower
Who?
--William Levy will dance with two-time champ Cheryl Burke
I already said who?
--Gavin DeGraw will dance with reigning champ Karina Smirnoff
Get mugged and get a spot on DWTS.
--Gladys Knight will dance with Tristan MacManus
I don't know how she will do without a Pip.
--Katherine Jenkins will dance with Mark Ballas
Everyone does well with Mark.
--Sherri Shepherd with Maksim's brother
Maksim's brother is Val, but it is just easier to call him Maksim's brother or the one who didn't have sex with Karina Smirnoff.
--Melissa Gilbert is dancing with Maksim.
Melissa will make it to the final four.