Thursday, March 22, 2012

John Edwards Is A Big Fan Of Hookers - Waiting For Socks Report


One of the big names to come out in the whole soccer mom madam arrest is John Edwards. Apparently back in 2007 when he was running for President, John Edwards used the services of a hooker employed by the soccer mom. This was also the same time that John was having an affair and otherwise betraying his cancer stricken wife. You know, because he is classy. The woman who serviced Edwards spoke to investigators about the incident. You know what I want? I want the full details about what John Edwards was wearing and I bet he left his socks on. Ladies, let me tell you something. Unless it is Anchorage or somewhere really cold, if a man has sex with you and leaves his socks on, you probably don't mean anything to him. It means also that when he is finished, he is leaving and doing so quickly. Are there exceptions? Sure, but for the most part, this will be true.

36 comments:

  1. He becomes more gross by the day.

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  2. Ehh... I don't know about the socks theory. Sometimes, in the passion of the moment, you forget the socks, and it has no bearing on the act itself.

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  3. What a gem. I hope he sleeps well at night.

    Completely agree with the sock theory but only when a guy does it.

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  4. What a disgusting "person".

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  5. Ugh! I liked his politics, but he always seemed a bit sleazy or slimy. He really betrayed his supporters, too. Poor Elizabeth. :(

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  6. Pig.....
    Enty I am sooo with you on that one, it is one of my pet peeves, not feeling any dude wearing socks while the deed is being done. Slippers maybe if you have a germ thing but socks, ARRRGHHH lol.

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  7. Anonymous8:21 AM

    John Edwards and hookers. I would say I'm surprised, but that would be lying.

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  8. Anonymous8:25 AM

    I still catch teasing from my girlfriend for the time I left my socks on. We live in Fairbanks. But it was the summertime...

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  9. in the movie 'game change' mccain and lieberman are in a plane and watching a video of edwards fixing his hair. they had a good laugh. I hadn't seen it before and it was pretty funny.

    that guy couldn't be a bigger disappointment.

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  10. I guess my ex didn't like me...he always kept his socks on.

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  11. Rielle Hunter is going to be so shocked that he cheated on her. Heh. : )

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  12. Agreed about the socks! It's one of the reasons why I never cared for the book Pride and Prejudice. To me, Mr. Darcy was a black socks violator.

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  13. I am not surprised anymore at John Edwards. I thought he was a really ethical man. Hah!!!!!! To be fair, I have read in more than one place that Elizabeth was not so nice either. But still- talk about zero class.
    If u are doing it right, no one will br worrying about anybody's sox, lol

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  14. I want to know why the police and the DA didn't think it necessary to alert the Feds of a crime committed by a congressional rep and his staff in their city.

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  15. Forget the socks...I want to know about his performance and size. Yeah, give me the salacious details!

    Man, this guy has disappointed me. He had some great ideas and understanding of what needed to be done, and I really thought he was a good guy in his private life. *sigh* I guess you never really know.

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  16. wow, just when you think he couldn't be ANY sleazier...

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  17. The United States really dodged a bullet with this guy.

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  18. @ figgy: exactly what I was gonna say. How much lower does this man go before we see the filth at the bottom of his barrel.

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  20. Politicians, like celebrities, are human too. Self-entitlement knows no bounds. Edwards ticked me off because we could have used his voice on poverty these past few years but, no, he had to succumb to a starf****r. Guess I am more sympathetic to politicians who cheat since I live near DC.

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  21. I just feel SOOOO sorry for the 2 kids he had with his wife later in life, after their son was (tragically) killed. At least their oldest daughter is grown, but these two younger ones, yikes. I wonder if they aren't just being raised by their older sister?

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  22. "eforest said...
    Agreed about the socks! It's one of the reasons why I never cared for the book Pride and Prejudice. To me, Mr. Darcy was a black socks violator."

    Which Pride and Prejudice are you talking about? Because the Jane Austen one doesn't have anything about Mr Darcy keeping his socks on in bed.

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  23. I remember when the NY Post had a blind about him years ago (around 2007) which politician is having an affair w/one of his staffers - and he has already promised to Marry her as soon as the election is over and he can get rid of his first wife. I belonged to agc blind items and guessed Edwards. He was my favorite dem, but because of his trial attorney past, there was just something that didn't sit well. People were guessing mayoral candidates such as Giuliani and Bloomberg. I have no idea to this day why I picked Edwards - other then that would be the saddest BI if it were true. No one believed me at first, and then when there were rumblings, people thought I had an inside scoop which I didn't (at least not on the Dem side)...lol nothing shocks me about politicians any more, but what he did to his wife and children is one of the sickest and saddest stories of modern time politicians!! I hope he rots in jail. Luckily his first three children have each other and great memories of their mother...

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  24. John Edwards just Pisses me off, I have to admit though that I wear socks in bed and during sex because I have cold feet :-(

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  25. It amazes me that time and time again we are taken in by the pretty boy, glib, narcissistic, utterly without conscience, sleazy sacks of shit like John.
    Hopefully Karma has a bead on his ass.

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  26. "Hey lollydarling said..."
    Which Pride and Prejudice are you talking about? Because the Jane Austen one doesn't have anything about Mr Darcy keeping his socks on in bed.

    Well wouldn’t that made it a much better book!!! No, I meant the Ms. Austen’s. I'm just saying that's how I pictured it went down or perhaps he’d written such request by letter. Needless to say, Edwards is clASS.

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  27. Well I'm just a commie liberal, but I think prostitution should be legalized. Not saying that JE isn't scum for cheating on his wife, but just can't get myself riled up to hate people who use hookers (unless it's MY man!!!)

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  28. Nunaurdiz- I totally agree that prostitution should be legalized (for the safety and protection of the women) BUT JE is just a piece of shit in general,and yeah, that white upperclass preppy pretty boy shit he exudes makes me wanna hit him in his shiny white ivy league teeth. yuck.

    The fact that he used prostitutes to cheat on his wife is only like the 3rd thing on a long list that's wrong with this turd with plastic hair.

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  29. Nunabriz - I lean more to the conservative side, but I agree with you - legalize the sex and the weed!

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  30. Why is this news?

    Don't know about the socks. I guess if the relationship is new it's bad. I've kept my socks on 'cause my feet get cold at night. If my feet are cold, I can't sleep.

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  31. hahaha you act like most politicians AREN'T doing this right now.I don't care what they do in their private lives. Honestly, would you all want to lose your job for cheating on your spouse? Or have it reflect on your job performance because you liked to pay for sex? God who cares.

    His biggest mistake was the "family values" BS he was selling.

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  32. I knew he was a sleazeball when he crossed the writer's guild picket line in early 2008 to do all the talk shows. He lost me then and this was before all the cheating shit he did came to light. Not the biggest fan on The Enquirer but good for them for exposing this tool.

    The book Game Change spent a good deal of time detailing him and what went on.

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  33. I don't get the sock hatred. My feet are miserably cold all the time! Sometimes I leave socks on. Sometimes I leave heels or boots on. Who cares; a lucky dude is getting laid.

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  34. They are all cheaters. It goes along with the power. Politicians celebrities and heads of anything. The problem isn't that they're cheating its that they're not practicing what they preach. Spitzer was shutting down all the whore houses but the one he used. Ted Haggard obviously wasn't paying his gay lover enough to keep him quiet. I keep waiting for the dirt on Rick Santorum.

    I have no problem with what these people do in their own private lives, I just need them to stay out of mine.

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  35. Good Lord. I think ALL politicians are immense sleezeballs on some level, but I bet this one's kids are SO proud.

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  36. I'm with Jax. I think they all cheat (maybe even pay for it), but when they spouse the family BS and get caught, it makes them look worse.

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