The Worst Dress Ever
It takes a lot to ever hope to reach the heights of wearing the worst dress ever, but Adrienne Bailon has scaled those heights. Last night she wore the dress above. As you can see, it has some kind of sheet you tuck into your belt. It also has the nasty habit of lifting up every few seconds. Adrienne knowing this of course decided to go commando under the dress, so every few seconds, the world was treated to the fact that Adrienne probably should wax and not use a razor. Razor burn. On the bright side, this is cheaper than an ad on Backpage.
For those that are confused, under that mass of material that is supposed to be a giant ruffle or flower, whatever the hell it is, the dress is completely see through, and she wore no underwear. There are other picture of it online and the pictures of her from the side, you can see right behind the ruffle/flower and see all of her.
ReplyDeletewhat the HELL is that? The Go Fug Yourself girls are going to have some fun with this one.
ReplyDeleteShe's an idiot
ReplyDeleteI would expect nothing less from an ex-Cheetah Girl.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was hoping to find this dress for myself, only in a different color of course.
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteYou can see more photos here http://www.thepaparazzis.com/adrienne-bailon-wardrobe-malfunction-photos/
ReplyDeleteDAMN. Horrid dress aside, that girl is looking ROUGH.
ReplyDeleteJust saw a photo on Starcasm. Enty's not joking, you can see everything. WHAT in the WORLD would make her want to wear that? Did she design it?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who this is, btw, but I'll remember her name for sure. So, her little plan worked.
To quote my favorite MK phrase: "What in GD hell kind of outfit is THAT?"
ReplyDeleteAlso--terrible fake tit action.
@gridtalker -- that url is misleading There was no wardrobe malfunction in that dress. She knew completely what she was doing.
ReplyDeleteI see that photo and I think that somewhere, the dress designer is saying, "Sweet Jesus! She put it on backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteWhat amazes me is she looked in the mirror at home and said to herself "Uh huh - lookin' GOOD!"
ReplyDeleteNice bolt-ons.
ReplyDeleteHey, it worked--we're talking about her.
I have no idea who she even is but all I can say is "What a SLUT!"
ReplyDeletemy reaction is:??? and after :who???
ReplyDeleteAnd we have our former Disney star that's now turning tricks...
ReplyDeleteI thought she was an answer to some really sad prostitution blind (that I think is hinted at above).
ReplyDeleteWait, wasn't she the popular guess for a former tweener or cheetah girl who's literally a whore at these middle eastern parties for shieks and stuff? Am I hallucinating or was that really a blind?
ReplyDeleteShe is always acting so desperate!
ReplyDeleteOK. I remember her after googling - she dated a Kardashian. You think since she learned from the best of the fame whores that she could of classed it up a bit. ROTFL.
ReplyDeletePathetic grab at attention. Bitch, Cher did it better when she was twice your age and straddling a cannon. Go back to fucking on Rob Kuntrashian and his friends for money.
ReplyDeleteAttention starved much???? pathetic....showing your goods is soooo 2004
ReplyDeleteYou wear a dress like this for one reason only - she got what she wanted, because now everyone is talking about her.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with what all of you are saying, but this girl deserves credit for one thing: she DUMPED a kardashian and refused to take him back.
ReplyDeleteRazor Burn MY ASS
ReplyDeleteIsnt this the chick that's supposed to be the answer to that BI?!
More like she was trying to show off her sphyillis, herp, gential warts. ewwwww
Hey Jasmine, she called it ‘try before you buy’.
ReplyDeleteShe's giving me serious Jewel face.
ReplyDelete#1 WHY would anyone not wear underroos while out?!?
ReplyDelete#2 why would you show your shaved vagina (shaved, which also confuses me, as a sign of womanhood is growing hair there)
#3 Now I believe the rumors that she is a vagina for sale, if you follow. The poor thing. I hope she can learn to have more respect for herself.
Damn shame.
It looks like her vagina exploded from some weird tropical disease.
ReplyDeleteI thought that blind was revealed, and yes it is her. She doesn't work anymore, she gets invited to these events as a high priced call girl, just like the ones that go to political parties with your Congressmen in DC.
ReplyDeletenunaurbiz, that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at my desk when I read that...
ReplyDeleteShe should just have a tattoo on her crotch that says "Must be this rich to ride". Ugh.
ReplyDeleteStill not as trashy as that porn-like music video one of the other ex-Cheetah Girls did. I can't remember her name but the song is called "Spectacular". If anybody wants to look it up, please know that the lyrics and the video are both totally NSFW.
ReplyDeleteHubby just saw this and said "what the fuck is that? is she joking? c'mon that's a joke right?" nope. she's an idiot.
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