Sunday, April 15, 2012

Amanda Seyfried Dumps Josh Hartnett


In case you have been wondering why Amanda Seyfried is back to walking her dog alone through the streets of Los Angeles it is because she dumped Josh Hartnett. Dumped him like a pair of shoes that you wore when you were fishing for catfish using stink bait. Hopefully you got those shoes at Payless and didn't actually wear a brand new pair of $100 sneakers that you got the day before and figured would work well and had to throw away when you got back. Yeah, so just like that. Apparently Josh was a little too intense for Amanda. And when I say intense, I mean like the only time Josh would probably smile or laugh is if a script called for it.

23 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:26 AM

    He'd need to hire an acting coach to learn how to smile or laugh.

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  2. what an unflattering picture of those two.

    Amanda seems pretty carefree and snarky. He's hot but he seems pretty miserable.

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  3. For a guy that's in a few movies that I LOVE (Lucky Number Slevin, Sin City, 30 Days of Night) he just doesn't register to me. It's like he's not there. Unmemorable. And not in the good I'm-an-actor-in-a-movie-so-you-forget-it's-me way, either. The more I think about it, the weirder it is. Huh.

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  4. when i was single (a long time ago),i dated a guy only during ONE month just because it didn't work between us (every affair can't be a love story)

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  5. Maybe he's morphing into another Keanu Reeves.

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  6. He always was kind of goodlooking, but the whole meth-face thing is disturbing.

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  7. Im glad i dont care! Lol

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  8. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Meh. Some people aren't smilers.

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  9. I totally get it.
    Some people in my experience are so neurotic that they just seem to enjoy stewing in their own juices and wallow in the dark side of everything.

    I think life does suck and have awful bumps along the way and if you cant consciously try to lighten up and make the most of things life can seem like a heavy ass chain weighing you down.
    And who wants to be with some intense asshole who cant ever enjoy life?
    Good riddance (if this was the case here).

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  10. Some people are the architects of their own disasters (see Lilo) but we're as happy as we choose to be. Nobody wants to be with someone who is always miserable. You pegged it Em. Maybe his declining marketability ans Amanda's increasing is making him jealous.

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  11. I've always liked Josh, and think the report of his supposed stoicism causing the split is exaggerated. More likely, Amanda is still carrying a torch for her former boyfriend Dominic Cooper. Since Dominic, she's also briefly dated and "ditched" Ryan Phillippe and Alexander Skarsgard. It's her post Dominic pattern.

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  12. http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012221//293.Josh.amanda.tg.032112.jpg

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  13. I have to agree with angel. She's been seeing a bunch of different people and even went back to Cooper at some point, if I remember correctly.

    Incompatibility is fact of life - since we live with other human beings it is far more likely that we'll not jibe with everyone we meet. This is not a crime. It is just ain't that deep.

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  14. Anonymous3:10 PM

    He used to smile. He had a beautiful smile. But that was 1997 before he went Hollywood. Great kisser too.

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  15. Anonymous3:10 PM

    He used to smile. He had a beautiful smile. But that was 1997 before he went Hollywood. Great kisser too.

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  16. ooooh, Kimberly! do tell!!

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  17. They weren't married. They were just dating and most people don't marry everyone they date. I don't think Amanda is a bowl of laughs herself.

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  18. He should've stuck with his Minnesota girlfriend. She kept him grounded and happy. Once he really went Hollywood, he was fucked.

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  20. Naahhh.... I get the feeling that Keanu is like my husband. At first glance, all you see is a book with a plain black cover. But then you open it up, and it is the most wonderful, beautiful story you have ever read. Sorry - I am super partial to Keanu. And he does remind me of my husband a lot. :)

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  21. I totally forgot he was in 30 days of nights..

    That movie scared the beegeebies outta me!

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  22. what is with amanda seyfried and her dog days? everytime i see her name, i think about her dog days...sure enough, walking her dog....come on amanda the dog days are over!

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  23. I have no idea who he is, other than a potential father of Suri Cruise.

    She, OTOH, she can come stay with me. I understand she is from not-far-from here, and I'm only about 28 years older than she is. Not too much.

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