Sunday, April 22, 2012

Escalator Handrails

The two words in the title should tell you this is going to be gold.

25 comments:

  1. If at first you don't succeed, get the fuck off the handrail.

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  2. Based on Enty's set-up, that was rather underwhelming.

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  3. I'd say a ball of aluminum foil rather than gold.

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  4. Who the hell is posting today?? The Enty I know would not find that funny...

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  5. Enty I love you but you are easily entertained.

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  6. Note to self, if Enty says it's gold, don't waste your time. That was the most unfunny 1:19 minutes ever.

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  7. I only found it unfunny for 43 seconds. Then I turned it off. Drunk Germans? Not sure, don't care.

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  8. @hunter, lucky you that you turned it off early. I kept thinking the dumbass would fall. Never happened.

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  9. A friend of mine once slid down an escalator handrail, fell off onto the escalator stairs, did head first somersaults all the way down, and ended up looking like he'd been mauled by a tiger.

    While he sat on the floor of the mall covered in blood, in shock, his glasses broken, and 911 on the way, all he could say was, "My jeans are ripped." He was severely, severely injured and taken to hospital and was left with permanent scars.

    Please people, do not slide down escalators!!

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  10. I was thinking this was going to be a 'fail' video, you know how Enty loves those...but nnnoooooo, it was just stupid. boo

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  11. Tough crowd Enty! I'll give u a pity round of applause. It wasn't all that bad.

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  12. Dumb_Ass_Emo_fuckwit_gets_it's_leg_sliced_off = Comedy Gold

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  13. Escalators, if abused, are monsters that will chew you up and maim you for life. Oh Enty, you and your "Fail" videos. I love your site to death, but can't watch those. People getting injured or worse, facing death due to incomprehensible stupidity stresses me out! Even if people are stupid, I don't like almost see them mangled.

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  14. Yes, I am indeed a caveman with minimal verbal and grammar skills...

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  15. No, as the child of a firefighter and the friend of EMTs and the mother of a firefighter -- all of whom have told me horror stories about escalators, I find this not funny but horrifying.

    I'm just glad no one got killed or maimed doing this.

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  16. Sorry, not even mildly entertaining. And the giggling girl was just irritating. Enty, where are you?

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  17. Thank god for all your comments. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who found that totally moronic and useless. Mostly just wanted to punch the face off of the giggling camera punkette.

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  18. Anonymous6:47 PM

    I did this once when i was 7/8 messing about with my brothers, i ended up getting to the top and was stuck, i started crying like a baby, it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

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  19. Anonymous10:27 PM

    ha ha ha

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  20. Some youngsters amaze and entertain us on youtube......but this one? ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

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  21. Anonymous6:01 AM

    who is playing the role of Enty today?? That was really, really lame.

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  22. A.) Enty never posts funny videos unless it's Jimmy Fallon.

    B.) All I could think about the whole time is why the guy was grinding the escalator rail and didn't that hurt his balls?

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