Heidi Montag Is Still Trying To Be A Singer
Considering that Heidi Montag only does something that trips the newswire every six months or so I think it's safe to write about her. I couldn't think of a better way to write about her than to talk about the fact that she released a new EP because the first one sold so many copies. Heidi would still have plenty of money if she hadn't decided that she was going to be a huge recording star and have millions of people buy her records and see her in concert. I think the total number of people to buy that first record was about 1500. Yeah, and I think most of those were bought by Heidi herself. So, does her new EP have lots of new material? Nope. It is basically a shorter version of the record that sold so poorly.
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I forgot she existed. Ill never understand how people just blow through money like that. Guess she shouldve stayed friends with Lauren, sure she still has some money in the bank.
Go to college!!!
How sad, and pathetic. She doesn't even have the cache of Paris Hilton, and we all see where her fame has headed. A lot of the fault lays with the public that has convinced these people that having no talent and doing absolutely nothing will bring them fortune and fame. In a way it's the new millenniums circus freak show.
Every now and then I hear the name Spencer Pratt and I shudder a little. Would prefer to forget them both. They started the whole "famewhore" trend, in my eyes. Or maybe they did such a good job of it that they really stand out.
At least her music video was fun to mock.
I think her boobs look smaller in that pic but it could just be me.
So sad. That face is bought and paid for, and oy vey, not at all attractive.
Heidi, sweetie, it's now at 17 minutes. Two minutes over. Go now.
Mediocore at best
It does look like they airbrushed her boobs smaller.
I'm honestly surprised Spencer hasn't put her in porn yet.
Give it a rest, Heidi, and like discoflux said: GO TO COLLEGE. And dump Spencer if you haven't already.
could their story end any other way except for being broke and cast out of society.
That album cover looks like the ad for a Strip Club.
Agree with parissucks- I instantly was reminded of those tacky flyers strewn around Vegas.
I too was thinking Vegas billboard or an ad for some d-lister hosting a party at the Palace Station.
Very Vegas.
And couldn't she have chosen shoes that better match her... um... bathing suit? lingerie? pink thing she's wearing? The shoes are kind of nice and the pink thing, well it is what it is, but together, they don't blend.
Should be called: Dreams Die Hard.
Man,some people just need to know when to say when. Not everyone can sing,and a studio enhanced voice that still sounds bad is ewww.
In keeping with the general porn look of the album cover the title should have been *Happy Endings*.
this boring bitch won't do porn.
an accidental sex tape yes, but not bang bus porn.
Ha ha ha PSL...you nailed it.
Also, I had a flashback to a 1985 Victoria's secret catalog when I looked at her stupid outfit.
I mean really: Hot pink satin: check. Completely unrealistic spaghetti straps that could only "support" tupperware tits: check. Ill-fitting, ruffled thigh and bum-area, usually described as "thong fit tap pants": check.
Is this idiot as relevant as a 1985 Victoria's Secret found at the bottom of a bird cage belonging to some recently deceased shut-in? CHECK!!! (But she has lived a less useful life.)
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