Janet Charlton Blind Item
Celebrities love the luxury and beauty of Maui, and this ageing action hero used to be a frequent visitor – but that’s over. There are only two 5 star hotel options on the island and this actor has been BANNED from both. Both hotels had the same problem. The actor used to rent massive suites for himself and his family but maids were horrified to find human feces on the floor, on furniture – even in the bathtub! SOMEBODY didn’t care where they pooped! The actor tried to blame it on a child but the size of the mess indicated it came from an adult.
Yikes!! Let us know so we can stay away!!
ReplyDeleteJust fir no reason, I'll say arnold.
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ReplyDeleteWas definitely Poops McGee
ReplyDeletePoops McGee for the win!
ReplyDeleteGood Lord! I fail to understand why people act the way they do in hotels. My mom works for a hotel and the stuff she tells me... At least management put their foot down, usually they just ass kiss and ignore the complaints of housekeeping.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww....
ReplyDeleteSorry.. but couldn't the mess also have come from a dog lol? Not that this should be excused in anyway.. just sayin', it doesn't have to be human, ya know?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I believe Janet.
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer in Arnold costume.
ReplyDeleteWho's Poops McGee?
ReplyDeleteI think it's Sly. Ick....
ReplyDeleteI don't know...kids can put out some amazing sized excrement, lol.
ReplyDeleteLOL @RenoBlondee
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen what my cat can crap out when she feels like it... *gives Jezebel the side eye/doublechecks bank statements for unusual travel charges*
ReplyDeleteWe recently relocated an otherwise lovely kitty cat for obnoxious pooping wherever she felt like it. She is now a barncat on a nice farm. I felt really bad for several days until I realized I wasn't cleaning up kitty cat poo from inside my new shoes or she hadn't gone in my dryer of ready to fold clothes.I like surprises and presents as much as the next girl but c'mon..... I put up with it for 5 months too. So gross!
DeleteSteven Seagal.
ReplyDeleteAfter the weekend I had with my two little girls....I can honestly say that I wouldn't rule out the kid. However, not cleaning it up is rediculous!
ReplyDeleteOh honey.. I had one that would poop behind the drapes and blame the dog,who was a tiny puppy at the time. I didn't think we'd ever break her. She is now 15 and thinks it is still the cutest thing she ever did. This mama would beg to differ... :)
DeleteI know this one... its Silvester Stallone...I heard this story from a friend who is a head chef for one of the hotels
ReplyDeleteLol, @Robin! Hysterical. I love the thought of my kitties sneaking off to Maui to poop all over a 5 star hotel.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Sylvestor Stallone (sp). He used to urinate in the hot tub at the Ritz in Maui in front of everyone.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't know who "Poops McGee" is, either. This story is amazing odd and gross. What is WRONG with people?! The older I get, the less I understand them...and I study them for a living. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteHey "unkown" I just read your guess. Guess we're right. :D lol
ReplyDeleteOne reason I would never stay at the Ritz in Maui.
Ew. There's no excuse for pooping on the floor. Unless you wake up trapped in a Saw movie tied up and even THEN I'd think real hard about it!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's this asshole's purpose to this - to mark his territory? My cat won't shit on the floor, furniture or bathtub. Nasty, nasty, nasty!
ReplyDeleteWow, thanks Unknown! These "heard from a friend/sister/mother" stories are the golden eggs of the comment section.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to sound Freudian, but "golden eggs" in a scat discussion? Zounds.
ReplyDeleteTotally Sly! Remember the book You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again: he was known to have a canopy bed, with the canopy being glass and would have his skanks go at it on top of it while he watched. He also expected them to "poop" on the glass. Grody!
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson. Big family, even bigger issues, no boundaries, lots of money, ego, and self-entitlement and... (per a friend who lives there and works in the hotel industry) used to visit Maui all the time but no longer goes there.
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteGROSS
ReplyDeleteSo gross!!
ReplyDeletehahaha, oh goodness!
ReplyDeletePoops McGee is no one real...it's a lyric from a Tenacious D song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3Za3X_pus
seriously...this is disgusting and I think it's also ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHow can people be this nasty. Eeewwwww
ReplyDeleteLOL at Who's Poops McGee?
ReplyDelete@ Sylvia - It's not about being nasty, it's about power. Being so rich and powerful that you can crap on the floor, couch, table and have worker bees scurry to clean it up. Disgusting bastards.
yuk! I'm leaning towards Sly, what with his mom's obsession with "reading" butts, seriously apple-tree on this one. Who knows how he twisted a child could get when raised with this nutcase?
ReplyDeleteIt just means he thinks he is above the rules and regulations of the rest of us who defecate in the potty. How can his wife stand it? Of course,she always looks bombed out of her mind when she appears on HSN anyway. Her eyes are so glazed.
ReplyDeletei just thought about slyvester stallone i heard that he likes crap and he likes to take dumps on hookers and that he films dolphin sex..yes for real..brice taylor wrote about it..sick!
ReplyDeleteDAMD Tech: What did you mean about Sly's mom. I just have to know.
ReplyDeleteSylvester Stallone craps thunder, it's gotta be him.
ReplyDeleteOh god - who is Tenacious D? Shit, I'm old.
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be an athlete. They are very superstitious and sometimes urinate and defecate all over the place for good luck. Especially baseball players.
ReplyDeleteOh, for the love of God! After about a million years of human civilization, haven't we learned to poop in da hole? And wipe 'n flush? If not, then I dunno. I think we need to do the Big Bang again and start over...
ReplyDeleteI snort-laughed through this entire comments section.
ReplyDeletePoop is just so funny.
I heard a rumor many years ago that Arnold S. loves to poop in the shower. I think its him.
ReplyDeleteI was just at a 5-star hotel in Maui and now I'm totally grossed out. Come to think of it, the room had a little bit of a foul odor. Haha.
ReplyDeleteOld news, is def Stallone
ReplyDeleteAngelina Jolie...no where does it refer to the person as a male. There are stories of a maid 2 years back of cleaning up scat and rubber sheets from her hotel room. And her kids are of the age where she could blame them. I think Sly's kids are much older, therefore the kid excuse wouldn't hold water.
ReplyDeleteOh and btw I forgot - they said people were upset about him urinating in the hot tub and he just brushed them off and said the help will clean it up.
ReplyDeleteThis could be old info as I heard this a few years ago.