Monday, April 23, 2012

Janet Charlton Blind Item

Celebrities love the luxury and beauty of Maui, and this ageing action hero used to be a frequent visitor – but that’s over. There are only two 5 star hotel options on the island and this actor has been BANNED from both. Both hotels had the same problem. The actor used to rent massive suites for himself and his family but maids were horrified to find human feces on the floor, on furniture – even in the bathtub! SOMEBODY didn’t care where they pooped! The actor tried to blame it on a child but the size of the mess indicated it came from an adult.

21 comments:

  1. this is gross beyond measure. and, didn't we see this last week?

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  2. Recycling?

    Who's in charge around here? I demand to speak with the manager!!!! *sigh*

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  3. It's deja vu all over again...

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  4. Oh & FWIW - this was essentially revealed by someone with a friend in housekeeping to be Stallone.

    You're welcome newbies.

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  5. Oh & FWIW - this was essentially revealed by someone with a friend in housekeeping to be Stallone.

    You're welcome newbies.

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  6. I believe we already established that this was definitely Poops McGee.

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  7. Poops McGee is still funny - I laughed again!

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  8. My favorite part about this is that it's more shocking to find the poop in the bathtub than it is on the furniture or on the floor.

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  9. Gross! I mean, who DOES something like that?

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  10. ^I ask myself that more and more...

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  11. It was gross the first time around and week or two old poop smells slightly better, but it's still gross.

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  12. Enty posted this last week... THIS is an item of Janet Charlton's today. She din even re-word it!

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  13. Janet Charlton, you are utterly pathetic.

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  14. This is why I don't read you anymore, Janet. Get your own fucking material.

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  15. Ahem. who is Poops McGee?

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  16. But still...what the flip?!

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  17. Who poops outside of a toilet? If I must guess, it would be Sly Stallone's mom. I don't think she is playing with a full deck, and he seems to endulge her.

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  18. ha!!! deja vu all over again. gross its slyvester stallone!

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