Friday, April 27, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

THESE engaged Hollywood stars are having heated arguments over who’ll be attending their huge wedding! It turns out the singer/actor wants to invite some of his famous exes to the ceremony, but his future wife is dead set against it – she’s crossed them all off the list! Name the couple.

29 comments:

  1. Supposedly it's Douche-lake and biel.

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  2. Timbersnake and Blah

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  3. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
    The ex being Cameron Diaz

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  4. Jessica and justin

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  5. Sooooooo......how long will this marriage last? I'm sure it'll get off the ground, even the Kardashian mess was completed before imploding 2 mos later...there's too much money to be made for it not to happen...I give it less than a year...

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  6. No way this wedding will happen.

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  7. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. This "blind" has the stench of PR leakage. Smells almost the same as anal leakage.

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  8. Blah-iel and Timbersnake

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  9. Ha haaaaa, @ Vicky Cupper! Ewwwww.

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  10. Oh, Vicki, you crack me up? Remember those chips fried in olestra? Good ole anal leakage - good times.

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  11. Ignore the first question mark. You do crack me up, no question about it!

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  12. Whatever, "Blind" Item: http://www.celebitchy.com/223494/jessica_biel_bars_cameron_diaz_from_attending_her_wedding_to_justin_timberlake/

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  13. Frufra, omg that olestra shit put my sister in the ER! She thought she could eat a whole canister of Pringles! I couldn't even finish a single serving bag of oleshitstra chips without clamping my asscheeks tighter than a new prison inmate!

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  14. Man, Vicki, I bet your sister was hurting, but that is some funny shit (ha ha)! Hopefully she recovered with no ill effects.

    The hubs and I watch baseball all the time, and apparently it's just us and a bunch of old people, cause there are a million old people med commercials. And some of them have the lovely "anal leakage" side effect, amongst other fun feelings. We always comment that you've got to be in a bad way to see all those side effects and just say "screw it, I'm taking this shit anyway."

    That and the dreaded double bathtub commercial. I always tell the hubs he is in big trouble if he shows up here with two matching bathtubs to install in the backyard!

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  15. @canadachick
    "Timbersnake and Blah"
    LMFAO Too funny!

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  16. @Frufra: and just say "screw it, I'm taking this shit anyway."

    Pun intended? :)

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  17. @Em - for sure :-).

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  18. Ooooh, NE, you're so edgy. Oh my, and do you think they're also fighting over whether she will go by "Mrs. Justin Timberlake" or by "Jessica Timberlake"?

    Imagine Britney at Justin's wedding....I hope she takes her meds.

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  19. National Enquirer is good at exposing illicit affairs, but they truly s*ck at "blind" items, LOL.

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  20. and again, Why is Justin marrying Jessica?

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  21. And all over a wedding that will never happen.

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  22. @ donner

    The kardashian thing didn't implode after 2 months. The whole thing was staged from the start (to get attention/make money). And, of course, it worked.

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  23. "Uncontrollable oily discharge" is a phrase I remember from those Fat Trapper ads, as well...

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  24. I was thinking Brangelina.

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  25. Forget it. Missed the singer part.

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  26. Team Jessica on this one...why the hell does she need to pander to her fiances ex-lover on her wedding day?

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  27. because it's a blind item? it's in every gossip magazine in Europe about Timberlake/Biel wedding

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  28. has to be Justin and Jessica. he wants to invite Britney ... :)

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