Random Photos Part Two
Jessica Alba is going to have my kind of night with that wine.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez look for an out of the way place to have a picnic. Only themselves and a pap.
Jennifer Hudson in New York.
Jennifer Love Hewitt in her red carpet uniform.
Cybil Shepherd looks so excited to be on a red carpet again.
Jason Segel plays babysitter to Matilda for Michelle Williams.
Jay-Z goes ring shopping for his wedding anniversary. Like most guys he waited until the afternoon of the day of to do it.
Kathy Griffin wants to be more like K-Fed so started dressing like him. Now plans to gain 50 pounds and take up smoking.
I'm totally Jennifer Love Hewitted out. Let's find another D lister.
ReplyDeleteThere is something about Selena Gomez that I find really foul (in a non-Bieber-related way).
ReplyDeleteDoes Alba have a personal assistant or is she trying to show us that she is relatable since she runs her own errands?
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the Gomez/Bieber pic of them walking through a field, all I could think about was TICKS. Maybe they're on a trail, but still. . .
ReplyDeleteCybil Shepherd looks pretty great!
ReplyDeleteTo me, it looks like Selena and The Beeb just had sex in them bushes...*L*
ReplyDeleteHa! JLH's boobs look all lopsided and one appears to be noticeably larger than the other!
ReplyDeleteoh look. jennifer love hewitt in another herve lerger bandage dress. something new and different for her. yawn.
ReplyDeleteCan it be possible that Jay-Z gets uglier in each photograph? If he didn't have money he probably wouldn't have any luck with women.
ReplyDelete@ G, I totally agree with you that Jay-Z is not attractive, but when I saw him @ the Watch the Throne concert, I have to admit there was something about his charisma onstage. He was hot!! But otherwise, not cute in these types of photos.
ReplyDeleteBandage Dress will you ever die?!
ReplyDeleteCybil Shepherd does look great. And she should be thrilled to be on a red carpet again, the horror stories I've heard about her. Which kinda sucks because for some reason I want to like her. I love her accent.
@Maja w a J, I thought the same thing. She's shaking the branches from her hair, and his expression/strut is totally one of a teenage boy that just got some.
Cybil looks fab!
ReplyDeleteI knew my honey loved me when I went on a business trip and not only remembered to look after my cat without a reminder, offered to clean the litter box!
So must be love with Jason and Michelle if he's watching the kid!!!
Jennifer Hudson's wig is unfortunate. And not on straight or something.
ReplyDeleteEnty, do you owe Jessica Alba money?
ReplyDeleteseriously...daily?
Cybill looks fantastic. I loved her sitcom. Actually, I liked Moonlighting, too.
ReplyDeleteThose bandage dresses are ridiculous.
Love the pic of Jessica Alba. Love the baby, love the wine.
ReplyDeleteJax, same here. I was just going to say, does Jessica Alba even work anymore? Why do we care about here again??
ReplyDeleteSo, is it a rule that D-listers have to wear a bandage dress to events?
ReplyDeleteI'm so loving this Jason Segel/Michelle Williams thing. How sweet looking is Matilda?
Hahahahahah JLH "red carpet uniform". SO true.
ReplyDeleteNow that it's been pointed out- Selena and Justin DO look like they just did a little toddler foreplay in the bushes.
ReplyDeleteBut in their defense, Subway makes me horny too.
Jennifer Hudson's wig looks too wiggy, if that makes sense. It's distracting from her otherwise hot bod.
I LOVE Kathy Griffin, but it's bordering on her being TOO into herself, I follow her on facebook and she is just constantly updating pics of herself and other stuff. When you make Joan River's narcissism look like child's play, ya know you've gotta tone it down a notch~
J Hud makes me irrationally angry- I'm not sure why. Maybe because she is usually photographed with unflattering open mouth stare? I am worried for Selena as she ages. She has pre-jowls.
ReplyDeleteComparing Kathy Griffin to Joan Rivers makes sense, she definitely idolizes her, and has gotten too into the plastic surgery as well.
ReplyDeleteJHud's stylist needs to be fired. Yesterday.
Oh, for fucks sake, would someone please inform JLH that bandage dresses died several years ago?
ReplyDeleteIt's just JLH's pose making her boobs look off - whatever else you may say about her, she has a spectacular rack.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Beibs is trying to tongue a stray pube to the surface...and Selena will be jowly soon;
ReplyDeleteget it while you can, kid!
What would we call Kathy? K-Griff? K-Fin? Kat von G?
Wow, eye went straight to Matilda's face -- she is Heath's spitting image.
ReplyDeleteThose boring bandage dresses on JLH really AGE her. The only actress who has ever looked good in one is Rachel Weisz. Period. I can't stand those dresses.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to find a new stylist to update her wardrobe, hair and make-up. She looks too old for someone so young.