Britney Spears Has Enough X Factor On Day 1

Ahhh, Britney Spears. This is going to be the greatest few months ever. Simon Cowell has got to be worried when he sees things like yesterday. Despite being in the middle of auditions, Britney got up and walked out. Later Britney Jason Tweeted that she was just taking a break. You can always tell when it is Jason Tweeting for Britney. First of all he uses way too many ya'll's. Second, Britney can't go more than a few words without dropping an f bomb so if it's clean you know she didn't write it.

Do I think she needed a break? Yep. The thing is no one else was taking a break and suddenly you have someone auditioning and one of the judges is gone. This is day 1. Think about Day 12. Why should Britney even care? If her day was up to her she would spend it sleeping, laying on the couch, hanging out with her kids and having half naked bodyguards make coffee runs with her. She chose the X Factor option so she could avoid having to go on tour right away and making everybody more money.