Tuesday, May 22, 2012

John Travolta Is A Lousy Tipper When It Comes To Sex With Men


Last week I told you about a man who actually said his name and described the day he had sex with John Travolta. Well, this week he gave an interview to The Enquirer to discuss the episode in more detail. Let me summarize for you. Travolta likes a two minute massage and then wants to see if you will play. If you do then it is strictly oral for him and a shower together after. He is a great kisser, extremely experienced and a lousy tipper. The guy who gave him the massage and ended up having sex said Travolta only tipped him 20% of the cost of the massage. So, he got like $30. You know he spends more on the daily cleaning of his hair pieces. If you are getting all this action on the side away from your wife you would think you could at least throw a little extra tip money their way. Maybe he did not enjoy it as much as the other guy. You know, with all these trysts coming out like crazy, at some point all those auditing sessions Scientology has been using against John will start to lose their effectiveness. The only problem is that if he leaves, he won't be able to see or talk to his kids again because you know Kelly Preston is staying in.

46 comments:

  1. Well, from what I gather he has sex with A LOT of people, so I imagine those tips add up ;)

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  2. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  3. Enty,please stop with the food porn.

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  4. *heads explodes*

    I just don't know what to make of this story anymore...

    But the pics of him wolfing down food totally crack me up!

    Is he really in meltdown mode? Or did he just get sloppy?

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  5. I don't want to know any more.

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  6. This is just so sloppy, not referring to his blow job skills.

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  7. Oh, Enty, you just wanted an excuse to use this photo again. And I, for one, love it AGAIN! Well played, sir :-).

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  8. I agree..I love this picture of him. I imagine cocks tho instead of candy bars.

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  9. So you're telling me he's a groper AND a bad tipper? Next thing you know we're gonna find out he Wears a rug!

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  10. The first time I saw that picture I went "Yeeearrrgh!" But I have to admit that now that I've seen it again I'm sort of starting to get a laugh out of it.

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  11. Strictly oral? Is he giving or getting or both? Because if he's only getting, how could the guy know he's great?

    I would make an argument that JT should've tipped (so many jokes) higher and dude could've been a regular but he still wouldn't have shut his mouth in the end. Tiger gave women tons o' cash and they still blabbed the minute a camera was pointed in their direction.

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  12. I think he's using the law of averages. People have asked why he didn't just pay for willing guys. Well, if he can get it for free as part of a standard massage, that makes up for the ones he has to pay off. Plus he gets the thrill of chasing the less than willing.

    It sounds like he has a large appetite. If so many gave in, he probably saved a good bit of money.

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  13. I like to give him an imaginary word bubble for this pic: something along the lines of, " Damn, this shit is GOOD! Kelly, hey KELLY, have you tried one of these? Shit is GOOD!" You see, he's unable to say anything more profound because he's overwhelmed by the creamy nougat and crunchy peanuts.

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  14. And so peen-gate continues. I bet the denials they issue now are just generic wording. They just change the name of the accuser to say he's lying.

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  15. 20% is a perfectly fine tip. Who here tips more than that for a service?!

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  16. @Seachica - totally agree! Though he was going to say John gave the guy a shiny new quarter or something. Although, I'm not familiar with that particular service industry per se.

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  17. Thinking about that picture now I sort of think of Olympia Dukakis in "Moonstruck" telling John Mahoney, "You're just a little boy, and you like to be bad."

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  18. lol Andrew, good one. I can definitely imagine Kelly having reached the Moonstruck point where Cher slaps Nick Cage and tells him "Snap out of it!"

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  19. I was under the impression that, for most businesses where it would be appropriate or expected, 15% was the minimum standard tip, and 20% was better; I generally tip 20%, sometimes a wee bit more if I'm rounding up. (I'm one of those weird people who'd order the cheaper item in the restaurant to make sure I had enough to leave a decent tip, and yes, I know, that's weird...) Having never gotten a "happy ending" from anyone that I've ever tipped, though, I obviously don't know the etiquette for such a thing--is it supposed to be 25%? 50%? 100% Not that I ever expect this to arise (ahem...), but what would Miss Manners say? ;-)

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  20. But if he tipped more than 20%, would it then become illegal? Without an exchange of money it's only 2 consensual adults.

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  22. The rumor is ol' Johnny gives as good as he gets, so the 20% was for the two minute massage. lol

    I always thought JT was known for his generous tipping.

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  23. "...so the 20% was for the two minute massage."

    Hahha

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  24. is there good etiquette for blow job tipping? Why do u need a tip if ur giving a blow job?

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  25. So many jokes... tip.

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  26. Anonymous9:21 AM

    Wow, I thought I was a decent tipper, giving my massage therapist $15-$20! Of course, there are no happy endings going on ...

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  27. LMAO! What's the standard tip for a happy ending? C'mon, somebody on here has to have gotten one at some point!

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  28. Did I miss something - or is PeenGate (Thanks strawberrygirl!) about bjs? Because if it's only about bjs, I'm a bit disappointed. I thought there was more to it than that.

    It's a well known fact that guys will blow themselves if they can.

    Guys don't even consider getting bjs from other guys being gay! They don't even consider getting bjs from their dogs weird.

    I like Michael K's posts about PeenGate better. He always gives us pics of Shemar Moore on the beach with these stories. That way everyone can appreciate them.

    Enty, you should at least give us some bacon with this. Like, someone could photochop that pic with bacon, couldn't they???

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    1. You must have been in prison. A mouth isn't just a mouth. Smh

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    2. You must have been in prison. A mouth isn't just a mouth. Smh

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  29. Or someone who's not at work or who doesn't care about their search history can Google that information.

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  30. You guys crack me up!

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  31. Didn't some guy just say JT offered him $12,000 for some nookie?

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  32. Regarding Tiger, he didn't give all the women he was with tons of cash, I think it was just one or two who received gifts.

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    1. Agreed, and was the reason Tiger's whores told on him.. he was a damn cheapskate! .. you can't cheat like a dumb kid during a test.. and still believe that ppl will hold your secrets.. #fail #youregonnalearntoday!

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  33. So I DID research it (Happy Endings),and the standard tip is any where from 50-100%. Travolta is paying the tip rate for a regular massage with no Happy Ending. Cheapskate!

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  34. What's the matter with you people? Don't you know that simply being in the PRESENCE of John Travolta is payment enough? What is the matter with you?

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  35. I'm confused; I know that anyone who leaves Scientology becomes persona non grata, but can the "church" legally prevent someone from gaining custody/visitation of their children? If JT leaves, comes out, and divorces his wife, wouldn't his relationship with his children pretty much be up to Family Court?

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  36. You guys are cracking me up!

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  37. RED SOLO CUP makes an appearance!

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  38. i think he must obviously have a type...if he didn't like stockier/sturdier builds, he'd have confined his activities to the little tokyo area in la where happy ending parlors abound, and such activities are discreet kept on the d/l...as opposed to full-fledged spas all over the country.

    so good luck to you, jt, altho i'm sure the co$ will embark upon s.o.p. smear campaigns against the accusers, and keep you safe, protected, and tucked away in the closet.

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  39. I was on a work/vacay trip this week w/ my husband and was asking someone in the spa what celebs had been. She mentioned JT right away and I cringed and she said, since it's all over the news I think it's safe to say you can imagine the stories we've heard. He apparently has a house nearby so I assume some willing masseurs must go service him there. Seems like he'd be tipping BIG if he expected them to keep quiet?

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