National Enquirer Blind Item
This Hollywood comedy legend can do pretty much anything if she puts her mind to it – except drive! But the beloved senior citizen’s age has nothing to do with her collision-course driving style – she’s been slamming and side-swiping cars for years!
Oh Betty, be careful out there girl!
ReplyDeleteCarol Burnett?
ReplyDeletePhyllis Diller
ReplyDeleteI agree with Phyllis Diller.
ReplyDeleteCloris Leachman?
ReplyDeleteI just had a mental image of Phyllis Diller driving and giving blow by blows in her witty manner!
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I just had a mental image of Phyllis Diller driving and giving blow by blows in her witty manner!
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I’d love to see them all in one car mooning at the rest of the traffic.......but want them all to be safe
ReplyDeleteI think the only one who can actually be referred to as 'beloved' is Betty White. Love her, and can just see her being a wild-ass driver. :)
ReplyDeleteProbably Betty White.
ReplyDeleteCarol Burnett is definitely beloved. But I'll still go with Betty White, because this is a NE blind item and the NE always has ones that are mind-numbingly obvious (and inane)
ReplyDeleteFinally! Betty White is really the answer.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sherry!
ReplyDeleteMy 86 year old MIL just gave up her license before they took it away. The descriptions of her side-swipes became more comical. The last one was the car she was driving slipped on the (dry) pavement and the other car (parked) jumped out at her. If we're lucky, we'll all get to that point some day.
ReplyDeleteIt's Phyllis. She tells stories about what an awful driver she is. The woman owns a fleet of cars and has said she knows she shouldn't be driving.
ReplyDeleteDrat, I thought it was Joan Rivers.
ReplyDeleteDear ChasinHeaven - Oh, honey - Joan Rivers wouldn't just be side-swiping somebody, she slam the livin' hell out of them!
ReplyDeleteI don' think its Betty. - I'llgot with either Burnett or Diller.
My first thought was Phyllis Diller. Can hear that crazy laughter as she's talking about it!
ReplyDeleteNo one mentions Cloris Leachman? Could be her....
ReplyDeleteThis is Clorox Bleachman fo'sho'.
ReplyDeleteThere was a picture of Betty White on TMZ 5 or so years ago where she was hitting a post while exiting a parking garage.
ReplyDeletePhyllis Diller is the first person who came to mind. Her laugh is just priceless.
ReplyDeleteBetty White!
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