Thursday, May 10, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

This Hollywood comedy legend can do pretty much anything if she puts her mind to it – except drive! But the beloved senior citizen’s age has nothing to do with her collision-course driving style – she’s been slamming and side-swiping cars for years!

23 comments:

JoElla said...

Oh Betty, be careful out there girl!

angie said...

Carol Burnett?

Moose said...

Phyllis Diller

PammieC said...

I agree with Phyllis Diller.

Karen said...

Cloris Leachman?

JoElla said...

I just had a mental image of Phyllis Diller driving and giving blow by blows in her witty manner!

bwhahahhahahhahahahahhaha

JoElla said...

I just had a mental image of Phyllis Diller driving and giving blow by blows in her witty manner!

bwhahahhahahhahahahahhaha

billybob said...

I’d love to see them all in one car mooning at the rest of the traffic.......but want them all to be safe

Anonymous said...

I think the only one who can actually be referred to as 'beloved' is Betty White. Love her, and can just see her being a wild-ass driver. :)

Basil said...

Probably Betty White.

Seachica said...

Carol Burnett is definitely beloved. But I'll still go with Betty White, because this is a NE blind item and the NE always has ones that are mind-numbingly obvious (and inane)

Sherry said...

Finally! Betty White is really the answer.

JoElla said...

LOL Sherry!

Elizabeth said...

My 86 year old MIL just gave up her license before they took it away. The descriptions of her side-swipes became more comical. The last one was the car she was driving slipped on the (dry) pavement and the other car (parked) jumped out at her. If we're lucky, we'll all get to that point some day.

whocaresnow12 said...

It's Phyllis. She tells stories about what an awful driver she is. The woman owns a fleet of cars and has said she knows she shouldn't be driving.

ChasingHeaven said...

Drat, I thought it was Joan Rivers.

BobNYC said...

Dear ChasinHeaven - Oh, honey - Joan Rivers wouldn't just be side-swiping somebody, she slam the livin' hell out of them!

I don' think its Betty. - I'llgot with either Burnett or Diller.

ms_goddess said...

My first thought was Phyllis Diller. Can hear that crazy laughter as she's talking about it!

parissucksliterally said...

No one mentions Cloris Leachman? Could be her....

La Matina said...

This is Clorox Bleachman fo'sho'.

Jazz Hands said...

There was a picture of Betty White on TMZ 5 or so years ago where she was hitting a post while exiting a parking garage.

Snakeoiler said...

Phyllis Diller is the first person who came to mind. Her laugh is just priceless.

MadLyb said...

Betty White!

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