Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Russell Brand Wants Katy Perry Back


Apparently Russell Brand would like the following scenario where he and Katy Perry are divorced and Russell sleeps with as many women as he can possibly fit into his day while Katy stays home or at least stays busy and only hangs out with herself. Russell has seen the different guys that Katy has been seeing and especially got jealous about the guy Katy was with at Coachella. So jealous that he called her and e-mailed her and texted her for days after begging her to give him another chance. Meanwhile of course he was probably doing this in the five minutes each hour he was not having sex with some woman he just met an hour earlier. I think 20 years from now people will have to really think hard that the two were ever married.

25 comments:

Beth said...

Brand seems to have replaced his substance addictions with sex addiction. I wonder if he is even aware of it.

WednesdayFriday said...

I think it's sad for everyone involved.

Robert said...

I think and hope that Katy's smarter than this. Brand's a bona fide a$$hole whom no one in his or her right mind would want to be around.

cheesegrater15 said...

Doesn't surprise me at all. Fucking anal wart.

Mojees said...

@Beth, he talks about his sex addiction in his books. He actually went to rehab for it.

discoflux said...

I'm going to carry on not giving shit...

Seachica said...

I hope 20 years from now people will have to think really hard about who these two people are.

angie said...

20 years from now? From the moment I heard they were engaged, I was dumbstruck and thought it was one of those arranged Hollywood couplings for publicity, etc.

Beth said...

@Mojees, I think he needs to go back.

Mojees said...

Yes, I'd say so, and it probably wouldnt hurt to make a quick stop at the clinic while he's at it.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

Really???? He really wants her back? I find that hard to believe. Maybe he was jealous, but he apparently never wanted her to begin with or he wouldn't have been sleeping with women non-stop. She needs to move on, and he needs to crawl back to the sewer from whence he came.

JoElla said...

I like the picture of Katy and the new boyfriend. I think it is sweet.

Oh Russell a day late and a dollar short.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Not sure him being jealous, maybe even possessive, warrants saying he 'wants her back' but o.k..

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@donner said what I was trying to say, just better.

Beta said...

her new boyfriend is way hotter and probably cleaner.

Anonymous said...

@ Discoflux: thank you and I agree!

nolachickee said...

What is up with this crabby fungus? He can move on, but Katy can't??? What a stupid control freak. Get over yourself, Russell. What a shitbird. (Shout out to The Sopranos).

See how brave I am when he's no longer shooting here!

car54 said...

Run Katie!

Ingrid Superstar said...

LOL The guy with her in that picture looks like such a GOON there!

RenoBlondee said...

Wasn't it like 2 weeks ago that the rags were screaming "Katy wants Russell back!" on the covers?

I think those two fell too hard and fast and it just ran out quick and painfully.

judyg8or said...

@RenoBlondee I agree. And this story is based on pure rumor just like the Katy "wanting Russell back" story was. "Close sources" say he sent an email. What a bunch of bull.

*girl said...

This is my issue: Russell is a sober drug addict. Katy was running around doing cocaine while they were married. Look, my dad was an alcoholic and my mom almost left him but when he sobered up she stayed and gave up all alcohol as well. Her using was childish and unloving and I could see her rocking him off his sobriety.

Henriette said...

I like Katy's new guy. He is fine!

Phasers said...

Russell Brand is an intelligent, articulate, sensitive man who just happens to dress like a homeless dandy. This story is such complete bull! He is very serious about his sobriety and Katy parties too much. He's in his thirties and she's in her twenties, they had a brief romance, married foolishly and divorced. He took no money or property after the marriage because he didn't care. He's a gentleman. Both are now living their own lives.

I wish people wouldn't judge him on how he dresses or his stupid interviews. Listen to his stand up or radio shows. Read what he wrote after Amy Winehouse died. Look at how passionately and actively he participates in addiction programmes. Then compare all of this to whatever it is that Katy Perry does.

Unknown said...

I was right in front of them in this picture!! I turned around and there they were! They were soo cute and lovey and having a good time . She looked so happy and really pretty in person!

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