Ted C Blind Item
Traylor McMuff is the kind of celeb dude who enjoys many of the trappings of Hollywood life. But the guy will probably never go home with an Oscar, that's just a cold hard fact.
Instead, Traylor gets to take back to his bicoastal abodes many other things, mainly lots of money, tons of friends who love his outgoing personality, and, um, just about every woman who he comes in contact with, both married and not.
What's his secret?
Traylor hangs out almost exclusively with gay men!
See, Traylor knows that despite his killer abs and face, both L.A. and New York are chock-full of gorgeous young men who are dying to show almost any woman a good time. And even though Traylor's bod is drop-dead tight (still) and his face is chiseled as they come, he is not, how shall we say, getting any younger.
He therefore loves nothing more than going out—sometimes several times in one week—with his friends to gay bars. Because Traylor knows full well that often where gay men go, also go their straight best girlfriends.
And these gals are usually so taken aback to find out Traylor isn't secretly gay (as many folks think) they're willing to do just about anything the McMuff asks.
Which just happens to always include taking them back to his pad and—how shall I put this?—having nooky that's not exactly great for everybody.
Just Traylor.
What a naughty boy in more ways than one!
AND IT AIN'T: Matthew McConaughey, Mark Wahlberg, Kanye West
The Rock?
ReplyDeleteewan mcgregor?
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler comes to mind.
ReplyDeletenone of those men (the "and it ain't's") are what i think of as older. yikes, does that really qualify in hollywood as not "getting any younger"?
ReplyDeletei could understand most of it (surprise!), but what does "not exactly great for everybody" mean? is that bj's for him, end of story?
Vin Diesel?
ReplyDeleteThe dude who plays Stifler?
ReplyDeleteThe Rock is married, no? And who would think that fine piece of man is gay?
ReplyDeleteThe fellow in the blind isn't gay, he hangs out with gay men in order to get to straight women. At least, that's how I read it.
ReplyDeleteThe Rock was married.....
ReplyDeleteI thought Butler also...but there really is so many to choose from.
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ReplyDelete@Anita_mark ,i think you need to double check your info on the rock sexual preference, Rock hudson was also a fine man
ReplyDeleteJohn Stamos? Though it sucks to think that John doesn't care to please the ladies he's with, if it's him.
ReplyDeleteThe cloonster?
ReplyDeleteClooney and Butler don't fit for chiselled abs. Who is the Aussie that is rumored to be gay? Hugh Jackman. That's who I was thinking. So which bars does he go to? I should do some independent research and get back with everyone. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Clooney. If he hasn't already won an Oscar for something he absolutely will soon, so the first line kind of knocks him out.
ReplyDeleteSkarsgaard?? Holy abs and face! He's been spotted at gay clubs and doesn't seem to have the warmest demeanor.
ReplyDeleteCan I come w/you, @Sherry? :) Good morning!
ReplyDeleteJackman is married....
ReplyDeleteThis person will never win an Oscar....
zak efron. isn't this old news?
ReplyDeleteZac Efron is too young. What about James Marsden or Paul Walker?
ReplyDeleteSkarsgard is Nelly Fang and Efron is Jackie Bouffant, so not them.
ReplyDeleteB Coop??
ReplyDeleteJake Gylenhaal?
ReplyDeleteHey Emmy! Beautiful day here at Blanc Debris. Hows you?
ReplyDeleteMichael Fassbender comes to mind, but I really don't think he needs to go out of his way to find willing women at this point in his career. This blind is sorely lacking in clues.
ReplyDeleteI should think that someone
ReplyDeletewho (1) only speaks to gay men and is surrounded by hundreds, perhaps thousands of shirtless abdominally-perfect gay guys all the time, everywhere and
(2) has sex with every single woman he ever meets, even the married ones, and probably even the ones in their 60s and 70s
would stand out more! But what do I know. I'm not from SoCal.
The Rock or Gerald Butler or Vin Diesel? probably The Rock or Vin:they're black(like Kanye),muscula body (McConaughey)and not very good actor
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Mario Lopez. I'm surprised no one thought of him!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Colin Farrell, but I'm going with Askaars.
ReplyDeleteShemar Moore!
ReplyDeleteShemar Moore is a great guess.
ReplyDeleteStratham.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper
ReplyDeleteIs Shemar bi-coastal? And he's mostly tv.
ReplyDeleteIf it is him, Baby Girl isn't going to like this.
@shakey lol!
ReplyDeleteWhat about "just Jack" from Will and Grace. I don't think he is gay in "real" life?
ReplyDeleteDoes someone keep a glossary of all the Ted C names somewhere to rule stuff out?
ReplyDeleteJeremy renner
ReplyDeleteSounds like another of Ted C's won littel fantasies.
ReplyDelete90% of the people you're all guessing already have a vice.
ReplyDeleteSkarsgard is Nelly Fang. Sean William Scott is Barry Wanger-Banger. Zac Efron is Jackie Bouffant. Gyllenhal is Toothy Tile. Jackman is Stealth Stud-Proof. I am not sure who B. Coop, Stamos, and Butler's are but I know they are one. Not sure about The Rock, Colin Farrell, or Fassbender are one. This vice is too vague unfortunately.
I adore Sean "Just Jack" Hayes, but he's not the first that leaps to mind when I think chiseled features and rippin' abs.
ReplyDelete@ittookforever - ditto
ReplyDeleteI call BS on this entire blind. As a chick who has worked in many gay clubs in SF and NY. I can tell you that any woman worth her salt who hangs out as a ringer for her gay BFF is most likely not the type of woman a celeb like Traylor, would be interested in bedding.
ReplyDeleteSuper models don't hang out at gay clubs. Real women do and chiseled they are *not*.
On the slight chance that this blind is real. I will say Gerard Butler as I once saw a video of him making out with a woman who was a size 12.
Full disclosure: I am a size 12--I am not discriminating against weight.
Hugh Grant...
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ReplyDeleteChanning Tatum!
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