Friday, June 22, 2012

Johnny Depp Was Having Sex With Everyone


Apparently Amber Heard is just the person Johnny Depp ended up with after his relationship to Vanessa Paradis ended, but that doesn't mean he didn't try a whole lot of women before choosing Amber. There are reports that he kind of went crazy on Rum Diary and Dark Shadows and was having sex with just about anyone who caught his interest. He even was having sex with his publicist who was traveling around with him during press for both of the movies and was on set and location with him. His publicist looks a lot like Vanessa and even Amber kind of does. Johnny really does like his blondes going way back. What bothers me is that the whole time he was messing around with all these other women he kept saying that he and Vanessa were trying to work it out. I cannot wait until she decides to spill the beans. I hope it is some French television station that gets the interview because I don't think they will pull any punches and hopefully she will let it all out. I bet she has some crazy good stories.

67 comments:

  1. Oh, girl, that pose didn't work for Angelina Jolie and it doesn't work for you, either.

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  2. I bet she won't talk.

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  3. I thought they had been broken-up for at least two years. The announcement was just waiting for them to clear-up the finanical stuff.

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  4. Sounds like a few BIs here.

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  5. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Not quite everyone. He missed me. However, the more I hear of his actions, the less appealing he is, so that's okay.

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  6. It's amazing he found that many women who don't mind bumping privates with a man who doesn't appear to shower.

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  7. Amber Heard doesn't look like Vanessa. That is all.

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  8. Anonymous6:32 AM

    I hate to read stuff like this about Johnny. I've always liked him and I want to continue that. :(

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  9. Anonymous6:33 AM

    @Em Cue Em: No she doesn't and I was scratching my head about that. lol

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  10. I love Johnny Depp, but he has been looking pretty awful lately. Midlife crisis???

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  11. Dear Johnny, get your teeth worked on. please. that is all.

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  12. Dear Johnny, get your teeth worked on. please. that is all.

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  13. @Patty - my take is that he is so smooth and mesmerizing (and loves to drink - Vanity Fair often mentions his red wine), that you'd fall into bed with him, under his spell, and not even notice the funk until you woke up the next morning. And then, there might not be enough soap and hot water in the world to de-smellify yourself.

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  14. I still love Johnny Depp!

    I really loved Johnny and Winona back in the day

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  15. I hope he didn't get with Eva Green. I like her too much

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  16. I can see the Amber/Vanessa comparison when Amber was a brunette. But I do not understand what she sees in him, he's not even attractive anymore. It's not as head scratching as Scarlett Johannsen and Sean Penn, because Sean Penn is also a reprehensible person and Johnny has some very kind qualities, but it's still strange.

    I wonder if he hit on Chloe Moretz, or is she not legal yet?

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  17. Amber Heard doesn't look like Gollum's sister. Someone's clearly got their beer goggles on.

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  18. Talk , Don't talk...depends on the agreement she signed...but it would make an interesting memoir..

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  19. Ha ha @ Syko, he missed me too.

    I don't think Amber looks like Vanessa at all and Winona wasn't blonde and Vanessa's not THAT blonde, so....

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  20. I'm just sad I'm not blonde... lol.

    Oh Johnny... I love you so yet you repulse me at the same time.

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  21. Also - I highly doubt Vanessa would write any sort of tell-all. That doesn't sound like something she would do.

    That is a very American/British fame-whoring thing to do and she is quite French.

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  22. I am so disappointed to hear this about my man! Here I thought he was one of the good ones. Wonk Wonk.

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  23. If he and Vanessa split awhile ago and agreed to keep it secret, that's their business and if he was out sleeping with everything and they had split (albeit privately), so what?

    In that pic, she's a prettier Scarlett Johanssen. I really hope Lori doesn't find my comment on this annoying.

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  24. Tell-all wise, I'd worry more about the publicist. Word has it that she was quite smitten. Hell hath no fury like a publicist scorned.

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  25. I doubt VP will talk... it's in her huge pay-out.

    Oddly, I've always loved Depp but never wanted to have sex with him. And he's a drunk.

    Now Brad Pitt on the other hand... which means I have Angie's taste. Doubt seriously she's cheated on Brad.

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  26. You'll need to change the subject of this entry because he did not sleep with me, thus he did not sleep with everyone!

    CALL ME!! I like your stank wino ass. I can handle it!

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  27. I'm not sure why this is surprising. I used to live in a city where he filmed a few movies, and he was always seen out and about with a gaggle of model types... well, more specifically, leaving bars and clubs with them.

    I think he's played around for a long time, but he managed to do it under the radar.

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  28. he's definitely handsome and alluring, but he and soap need to have a closer relationship.

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  29. You are all cracking me up !!

    Me thinks he is back to something other than red vino ??

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  30. I keep reading bi-sexual amber heard on other sites, he's a lucky man. sooo many willing women and that woman put up w/ him for that long. he'll shut her up w/ $$$. you watch.

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  31. Well, I will give him a pass because we don't know the nature of their relationship (possibly open), when they actually split, etc.

    That being said, I have a friend who knew one of their nanny's. The report was that he was shy and loved playing with his kids, but Vanessa and especially his MIL were battle-axes who bossed him around.

    I don't find him as attractive as I used to, but he isn't bad for his age.

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  32. I don't get him. He looks dirty. I have seen him on talk shows and he doesn't appear all that fun to be around. No thanks, you can have him Amber.

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  33. I've always found it weird that Vanessa Paradis and Kate Moss both have similar features to him. There something very narcissistic about that methinks.

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  34. Wonder if this started while working with Angelina Jolie?

    Wonder if he wanted her so badly that he decided to leave home?

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  35. blind reveal of the A-lister who has a type...who scared the shit out of someone and hasn't been normal since.... something like that---

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  36. His publicist doesn't look like Vanessa Paradis
    Since more 3 years,Paradis and Depp didn't more go to the official events (but they saw together Tim Burton exposition at Paris this year for example)
    And Vanessa Paradis never will talk badly about Depp because she doesn't talk about her private life and she won't trash the dad of her kids (she never trashed her ex-boyfriends)

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  37. Even I'm getting a little disillusioned. Thanks Enty. You're killing Hollywood for me, one hot man at a time.

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  38. He does look a little skanky but his quirkiness turns me on!!!

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  39. @Worstcompanytoworkfor, I don't think he even liked Angelina Jolie.

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  40. @Beth , heard the same from a relative living in Italy when they were filming. I heard he was miserable and sorry he made the choice to be in the film.

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  41. My Depp love knows no bounds. Come this way, Johnny! I would eat you up. His shyness kills me. Love it.

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  42. Anonymous9:05 AM

    I think this relationship has been over for a while. It's been rumored that JD will give VP a great settlement, which I'm sure will include a no-talking clause. Not that VP would talk, anyway.

    Maybe they just grew apart. Seems like after their daughter's health scare a few years ago, they've been floating away from each other. Maybe that event caused them to spend a lot of time together, and they realized they didn't want to be with other anymore. Sad, but it happens.

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  43. I gotta ask about all the dirty/stinky comments I've ALWAYS heard about JD...has anyone been close enough to truly tell? Does he LITERALLY not bathe and therefore stinks? Because I don't see it. As Captain Jack, yes, he looks like he's probably a little rank. But, like, in this picture? Looks fine to me. Looks GREAT in fact. I don't get it. :-P

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  44. http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/06/johnny-depp-to-pay-vanessa-paradis-150-million-in-amicable-settl/

    I'd keep my mouth shut about him too, if I was getting this nice chunk of change!

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  45. I think his publicist put the Amber Heard story out there to throw everyone off. She and he are at it but she doesn't want the internet beat down for schtumping one of the hottest men alive. We girls can be vicious.....

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  46. Aw, man! I missed my chance! I was in Puerto Rico when he was filming The Rum Diary, but I was more focused on seeking out Aaron Eckhart than Johnny.

    FYI, during the time I was there, JD was not seen prowling around San Juan. The locals were all impressed that he worked all day on set and then returned to his yacht docked off San Juan, where Vanessa and the kids were. So I'm not sure how credible the reports that he was shagging every woman in sight are during that time, at least.

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  47. And what about his leaving one of the Trolson's in the AM pics. The Blonde one.

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  48. The Rum Diaries were filmed 3 1/2 years ago. Early 2009. So if Johnny and Amber were cheating on their girlfriends way back then...all the gossip writers were slacking. Both had been seen with their gf's a lot in the past three years.

    Btw, my mom had seen Amber Heard in a few movies. I had mentioned she was a lesbian. When my mother read that she was now with Johnny Depp, she said "he could turn any of us straight I think". Which is odd to me. I wasn't sure of what to say to that.

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  49. @Sean

    "Something you want to tell me, Mom?"

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  50. @anita_mark . I don't today.

    Snark doesnt bother me, but I found it annoying that someone would think that a person with a history of having long term relationships with women (and men) would say that that person was acting gay/bi-sexual for attention. I think it was a marginalizing statement and I didnt appreciate it. The same way that I dont appreciate it when people call gay men by women's names. Perhaps I am sensitive about this due to the fact that I have counselled women (and men) who identify as bisexual and have had their sexuality been the subject of ridicule and / or scrutiny.

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  51. Hmmmmmm who is drinking the beer - check out the beer bottles bottom right corner

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  52. I just find it all very suspect.

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  53. This post assumes that JD and VP did not have an open relationship or at least some permission to be with other partners. We just don't know. [Or maybe Enty does know and we'll find out on 7/4] Yes, he could be a cheating piece of crap. Amber could be a home-wrecker. Maybe. But Johnny and Vanessa both always seem(ed) decent enough and have been in the game since they were teens. I could absolutely see where they both addressed the realities of fame but at the same time had a loving and respectful open relationship. Maybe they would have split anyway, maybe a fling with Amber turned into something more genuine, who knows?

    Obviously, I want to think the best of all involved here, and that might be incredibly naive of me, but you never know what goes on in a marriage or partnership. Amiright, Tom and Katie?

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  54. I'm still laughing at Brenda Love's post above: "Killing Hollywood for me, one hot man at a time." Classic! lol

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  55. Olympic GOLD medalist. I'm just sayin'

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  56. Johnny, I thought you were something special, but you're just like all the rest. If my love for you were a balloon, it would be farting all the air out right now.

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  57. Vane$$a has million$ of rea$on$ not to talk.

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  58. So now Enty, you do admit there might have been something going on with his publicist?

    @Timebob,
    Nicely said mate.

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  59. So how does Johnny and Vanessa split up his island? Draw a line in the sand and say "that's your half - this is mine." like they do in college dorm rooms?

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  60. I don't think Vanessa is getting the island. She is probably keeping the chateau in France and a nice chuck of cash.

    I got to say Johnny Dip is sure golden. He could fall in shit and come out smelling like Chanel #5. Remember when he owned the Viper Room in LA when River Phoenix died? No one really discussed his drug habits or what cess pool that place was. I think Dipp does a lot more than drink red wine.

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  61. Just one comment, Amber and Vanessa look NOTHING like one another. They are about the antithesis of each other.

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  62. How JD loves his women Blond for way back since he dated various types of women including Brunettes and Black women (= Naomi Campbell/ Holly Robinson)?

    He said himself that journalists only reports the WW he dates.

    I guess he was right o_O

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  63. The Trollsens look similar to Vanessa & wasn't Johnny spotted leaving their apartment recently?

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