The Kardashians Figured Out Another Spinoff Show
With Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom taking a break from their show so Lamar can focus on basketball or quitting before it was canceled because no one watched it, the Kardashians needed another spinoff. There has always been the main franchise show called Emasculating An Olympic Champion which features a family figuring out new ways to make one of the most famous Olympic athletes of all time feel like less of a man and less significant than everyone else in his life.
After that there were version of so and so take a city. When the city got tired of them they moved on. Now, they have decided to have the Kim & Kanye move in together show. Kim and Kanye both listed their homes for sale. Huh. Did you know they did it in front of cameras? Can you see the show now? Yeah, follow the couple as they decide to live together. Just because you list a house for sale, does not mean you actually need to sell it. I can't believe people think they are actually a couple. They are not. They both want more attention and fame and this is what they have decided on. It is like Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson getting married. No difference except Lisa actually has talent and Kanye has not molested any children.
Ugh. Just ugh.
ReplyDelete...and more ugh.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Enty. Last line made me spit my coffee on my desk!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd might I add *vom*.
ReplyDeleteCan they shoot their "show" in Miami? Say under the MacArthur Causeway?
Then there would be a show called Kardashian- Zombies forever. I can see it now... Join Kim and Kayne as they search for their never ending quest for brains.
DeleteBahaha, brains! That show would never end! Lol
DeleteThis chic and her family will do ANYTHING to keep making money, stay relevant and be in the spotlight! They know no shame! I think Kim’s only real relationship since her sex tape début has been with Reggie…and he was same enough, (I think), to run!
ReplyDeleteI would love to visit the home of every person who believes and watches this crap to have a little sit down discussion. I hate that these people still have platform to showcase their stupidity and shallow behavior!
ReplyDeleteDamn you, Kardashians. Damn you.
ReplyDeleteIt just dawned on me that Kanye's name beginning with a K is doubtless what drew Kim to him initially in terms of marketing material. It's always got to be K.
ReplyDeleteDon't understand how a smart lawyer could produce such vapid useless children. Be careful who u breed with I guess
ReplyDeleteKimye are the two most annoying people EVER!
ReplyDeleteAnyone that watches this crap is a half-wit.
ReplyDeleteI have a girlfriend who does work on their shows, and she swears that she gets stupider after watching the episodes. Granted, she HAS to watch their episodes.
ReplyDeleteAnyone that voluntarily watches this crap needs major psychological help.
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ReplyDeletethis is unfortunately a real relationship. you're wrong about that. Kim has been sneaking in and out of kanyes soho apt since 2010. she needs the pub now so she goes through the front door and not the back. but they are real.
ReplyDeleteEntering the front door instead of the back must be a new experience for her. :P
ReplyDeleteSnort...must clean keyboard now
DeleteLMAO @ Vicki! *high five*
ReplyDeletei never watch the K's but i caught a few minutes of the main show the other day when i was home sick and flipping channels. enty's description in the first para is spot on - wtf has that family done to bruce jenner?! he looks like a post menopausal soccer mom with bad plastic surgery!!
ReplyDelete@hollywood dime, so how does Kris Humphries factor into that if this is real, or do you mean as real as it gets for Kim, which isn't saying much, lol
ReplyDelete@Vicki, NICE.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see the 30 Rock episode where Liz and Jenna stop being friends and go out to find people exactly like themselves? Jenna hooks up with three other fame-hungry narcissists and it blows up on her.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I see these two. They are both so narcissistic, how can they even interact with each other. When alone, I'm sure they just stare into their smartphones until they smell a camera nearby, then they spring into life and start posing.
Rim shot, Vicki! Lol
ReplyDelete@hollywood dime- Kim may think its real (though I doubt it) but unfortunately for her she is not exactly Kanye's "type".
ReplyDelete@ VICKI BRAVO!!! LMAOOO!!!
ReplyDelete@Angel kris humphries was fake for her, real for him. he was a pawn a didnt know it. he's an idiot. kanye and kim were jetting off to jamaica and the caribbean together quite often. trust me she knows how to stay out of the news when she wants. and as much as people want to believe kanye is gay...he is completely NOT. that man gets more (female) ass than a toilet seat. ask any girl on the nyu campus...he's slept with most of them.
These 2 attention whores are so transparent and nauseating.
ReplyDeleteAccording to MichaelK, she (and Khloe & Kourtney) couldn't be bothered to go to their brother's wedding because they had a meeting with Sears?! Just as well for the brother - that way he & his wife could actually be the center of attention.
ReplyDeleteI thought we agreed NOT TO SAY THE K WORD ANYMORE. hint hint please please please
ReplyDeleteI love kanye's face. His expression says "wtf is going on? How did this happen?"
ReplyDeleteFake a$$, fake b!tch! I'm looking at you, 'ye!
ReplyDeleteI hope that as a result of this rampant famewhoring more of the elite entertainers and powerhouses in their circles snub Kanye for rubbing mirrors with Kimmycakes.
Oh Vicki...Another fabulous zinger, grrl.
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt that a Kardashian would fake a relationship for publicity but I don't think Kanye would. I also don't believe that Kanye is gay. Amber Rose claimed that they broke up because he cheated on her with Kim. IF Kanye was gay he would find much classier beards. I'm thinking someone in the league of Beyonce. Beyonce may be hated but she is far from a Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteIF Kanye was gay he would find much classier beards.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is hilarious.
They do make a good looking couple. It's a shame he's gay...and yes. Kanye is gay. Amber claimed they broke up cause he cheated? LOL!!! That's what they all say. It was in her contract. Now it's in his contract with Kim.
ReplyDelete@Vicki, brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThey are just so disgustingly obnoxious and pathetically out of touch.
KIM: I'm a business woman! Look at my tits and ass! How dare you judge me without knowing me! [nom nom nom]
And one more thing. They may say, "Oh, it's played up for the cameras blah blah blah."
ReplyDeleteBut the fact that they are OK with being perceived at money grubbing pigs speaks for itself.
only ep I want to see is Kylie and Kendall watch Cant stop the music and then ask their dad questions about it.
ReplyDelete@Happy Chocolatini - ITA
ReplyDeleteI thought Kanye wrote his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy about Amber Rose. Listening to it now makes me think it's about Kim. I bet they'll have a Hell of a Life.
I didn't know being Elvis' daughter was considered a talent.
ReplyDeletemaybe this could help her ex Chris' case...to prove it is all a stunt for ratings
ReplyDeleteKanye is gay. My brother knows his publicist. They are both just famewhores.
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