National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH rapper has begged his girlfriend’s mother to manage his dad’s flailing water purification business venture? The musician thinks it’s the least she can do since his popularity has given their family name a much-needed boost of street cred!
22 comments:
muy estupido!
Uhhhh Kanye and Kim Kuntrashian?
Kanye FTW!
Kanye & Kris Jenner.
Kanye's dad's sex tape coming out in 3...2...1....
According to the Wiki-iki-iki:
His father was Ray West, a former Black Panther who was one of the first black photojournalists at The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and is now a Christian counselor.
Maybe he sells Christian water, lol.
LOL @Maja
Oh God I'm terrible at these until I see all your guesses.
Duh, this has Kanye written all over it. How could this one not have been obvious to me? Durrrrr...
"Thank you for inviting me to your Black Panther Party". F. Gump
I don't believe it's 2K because if the father is a Christian counselor that last thing he would want to be associated with is the kardashian. Also kanye doesn't have street cred IMO.
@TempGrape, located this from your research:
Mr. West is the father of the Grammy-award winning artist Kanye West, who is a major backer of Westar Waterworks, LLC.
http://www.mygoodwater.com/about.html
There you have it! He's selling good old Christian water.
Holy shit, I got it right! Granted it is the National Enquirer, but still. Yay!
Kanye's dad owns Thr Good Water Store and Cafe in Maryland.
*The*....damn phone
@Vicki , 3 minutes in !!!
oops, and Nosey Parker for the tie !
I meant The. Damn phone.
For their commercial, she could lie on her stomach while Ray-J sprays water onto her backside from above? Or would that be too classy for her? (Too Klassy, rather?)
I'd love to see the spin good old Mama Bear Kris Jenner would use on this...... and really, Kanye is shitting money he should just bail his dad out and give him a couple million to go start some other business venture.
My family owns a water purification biz. Does she even know the first thing about water, how its filtered, county/state standards? Good luck, Kris!
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