Ashton Kutcher really does look like Steve Jobs.
Katie Holmes is all smiles in New York. Free at last.
There is a Lohan growing in that stomach.
No Lohan for Kendra Wilkinson.
Adam Levine heads to Nevada.
Lindsay Lohan shows that she can act in her sleep.
Minka Kelly and her dog who reminds me of someone.
Perez Hilton has a dog like that. I think Ashley Tisdale does, too.
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine looks oily.
That's pretty hot pic of Kristen.
The sad part is, James Deen is a porn actor, but I worry what HE may get from LiLo.
ReplyDeleteMinka and Chewbacca!
That pic of KStew looks like it was taken in 1975.
Katie rid herself of Tom, yet chose to keep those ugly-ass booties.
Yeah Kristen Stewart seems like a drip about 95% of the time, but she has great legs.
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over the fact there's going to be another Lohan. And we thought Snooki breeding this year would be the end of civilization.
ReplyDelete@Amber - oh god - what if the offspring become FRIENDS?!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that Lohan will be born Alien-style, just chew and claw right out of her stomach.
ReplyDeleteKendra looks like Kate Gosselin there.
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine looks like Mr. Peabody or Sherman, take your pick.
ReplyDelete@ Em - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's it. I'm moving to Canada. There's no way they'd figure out they can cross the border.
ReplyDelete@Amber - I dunno... never underestimate a Lohan...
ReplyDeletePoor guy is on the business end of the Lohan spoon.
ReplyDelete@Sarah: that's an insult to Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman. Off to the WAYBAC machine with you! :-D
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks James Deen is kinda hot?
ReplyDeleteOnly Adam Levine can make tattoo sleeves just as cute as a button. Something is not right about that.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that Lohan managed to get cast in another lead after almost dooming a crappy Lifetime biopic.
ReplyDeleteI meant "look cute as a button." What's that? Still not funny? Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI thought KStew had on men's underwear.
ReplyDeletethats what Katie Holmes calls a smile?
ReplyDeleteidk but they way she photographs in pap photos annoy me...maybe i'm just tried of seeing her all over the place. i find her to be boring and bland, even before tom cruise.
I thought Lindsay Lohan was trying to show that there is no difference between her asleep and her thinking she can act?
ReplyDeleteKatie! I'm trying to love you, but you have to Burn. Those. Shoes!
ReplyDeleteI think Katie wears the booties because Tom hates them - like us.
ReplyDeleteK Stew looks great.
ReplyDeleteWell Helloooo Adam. He is such hot stuff to me.
What is wrong with that Kate Major person being with these disgusting men? She's not bad looking at all. If she dropped the booze she'd prob be real cute. Guess looks have nothing to do with stoopid.
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ReplyDeleteStewart looks like a drug dealing prostitue.
ReplyDeleteBy the way why is she posing for the paps, she complains that they rape her or did she call them?
Im with butterkwup. The only thing I can come up with is maybe Tom hates them, so she's gonna wear those bitches into the ground. If that's the case, I can live with it. Otherwise, PLEASE drop those shoes girl-ugh!
ReplyDeleteKatie has an afterglow......after Tom glow, that is.
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ReplyDeleteJust the thought of Michel Lohan brushing up against me in a grocery store line would trigger my gag reflex. I don't know how Kate could've done the sex with him. . . She's seen the mesh t-shirt and mock turtle necks, right? Those images are burned on my brain 4evah
Mmmmm...Adam Levine can use me for sex any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteAnotherJosh...never heard tats referred to as "cute" but they certainly are looking good on him!
Kristen looks a lot sexier when she feels comfortable in what she's wearing.
ReplyDeletedlisted has a trailer of a movie with Philip Seymour Hoffman, with a big moustache. Minka's dog looks just like him :D
Minka's dog totally has a face you could match with a person. He looks so happy!
ReplyDeleteI like Katie Holmes' boots with the skinny jeans. But only with the skinny jeans.
That movie is "The Master" that Philip Seymour Hoffman is in. It will be big, it is about CO$. This was in the Daily Beast yesterday, really interesting read:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/19/is-the-master-based-on-scientology-and-l-ron-hubbard.html
Katie Holmes has looked beautiful lately but why is she the only one wearing long sleeves and jeans in the pic? Not to mention the booties....it's July, at this rate what's she going to wear in January??!
ReplyDeleteAnd go heels I think James deen is hot as sin. It's his confidence and personality more than looks...
@goheels83 - he seems pretty cool for a porn star. I like some of his tweets. And, my daughter's boyfriend has his name - same spelling and all, but he's even better looking than his namesake. That didn't sound creepy, did it? Well...
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes has this weird thing where she rarely stares directly at the camera - just off to the side. I think that's a 'living with Tom' thing she picked up.
Kristen Stewart looks different - girl's been working out or something.
RE: the Kate brewing the Lohan spawn (can't remember her last name, there's too many Kates!)
ReplyDeleteIs it evil of me that I keep wanting to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
ERMAHGERD NOT ANOTHER LOHAN!!!!
So I guess it would be really difficult for Kristen to brush her hair?
ReplyDeleteMinka Kelly's dog = Falcor, the Luck Dragon.
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Katie Holmes and those fucking booties!!! aaarrrgghhh It is JULY, for fuck's sake!
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart looks hot as hell in that pic.
Lohan, fuck off!
The booties are back, WHY!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKatie, the elves called. They want their booties back.
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ReplyDeleteLoving the Levine right now!
ReplyDeleteThis "movie" Lindsay is doing, it's direct streaming to Netflix, right? Like not even direct to DVD? I thought I read that somewhere.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think Bret Easton Ellis cast her to showcase her desperation. Not saying it won't be good; I happen to love BEE and all his books. And if you've ever read his stuff, you know that Lindsay IRL is very much like some of his female characters.
And James Deen IS mighty fine.
why is Katie dressed like its October--suede booties and a dark green long sleeved shirt buttoned from the wrists to the adams apple---seriously?
ReplyDeletekatie, get a stylist girl!
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