Monday, August 13, 2012

Miley Cyrus Dating Ashton Kutcher - On A TV Show


How is it possible that one of the worst actresses to walk the earth managed to land a role on one of the top rated television shows during sweeps without an audition? Well, if you are Ashton Kutcher and you want to make out with Miley Cyrus, you tell producers that as a condition to signing on for another year that you want her to be a love interest for at least a few episodes this season. So, get ready for Jake to start dating Miley Cyrus and then having Ashton take her away from him so he can fulfill his fantasy without actually cheating on Mila or having Miley cheat on Liam. Plus, now when they inevitably break up with their respective partners, Miley will be forever grateful that Ashton got her a job on the number one network comedy and will probably be willing to come over to his place and listen to music at 3 a.m.

71 comments:

seaward said...

OT but can you guys keep my friend in your thoughts/pray for her if that's your thing? She got in a bad car wreck and has been in a coma for a few days. Her body is thankfully fine, but the head injuries...they don't even know how bad it is yet.

a non a miss said...

Oh Miley..what did you do to your hair?!?! Its bad enough you bleached it! I just have major issues when hair and eyebrows don't match.

AngusParvo said...

Asston has ruined 2.5 Men, that show's horrible now.

RenoBlondee said...

Wow, is that picture new?

@seaward Sending good thoughts to your friend and you! I am so sorry that happened.

Trey said...

Liam is a way better catch than Ashton.

Cryscee said...

@seaward - Will do!

FSP said...

What's the rumor about Miley and her pops?

Frufra said...

@seaward - sending only good thoughts out to your friend. I hope once the swelling goes down, her brain will be a-ok. The human body is certainly capable of miracles.

Did Miley really just hack her hair off?

goheels83 said...

@seaward absolutely.

mikey said...

@seaward, absolutely! I am sending good thoughts to your friend, and her family and friends.

Agent**It said...

@ seaward , yes .

Beth said...

@seaward, shall do.

Enty, you're comparing quantity (Two and Half Men's ratings) with quality (Miley's acting skills). However, if you go strictly by quality, they are pretty much on par.

Unknown said...

Miley looks like the type who has a lot of problems with being faithful. And Liam looks set to be an A List who she can latch onto for years. Liam has a high ceiling, while ashton has topped out.

auntliddy said...

seaward- will do!!
wtf did Miley do to her hair???? If she doesnt know, it doesnt look good!

crila16 said...

Oh God Miley looks horrible. Why did she ruin herself??? She was looking so pretty. She was working out and getting in shape, her haircut was beautiful,The hair color was perfect for her skin tone. Her skin was glowing...she was glowing. Then she had to go and Dragon Tattoo her hairstyle. What a dumbass. She looks terrible.

Beta said...

@seaward thoughts to your friend + her family. hope she improves her condition

discoflux said...

seaward - your friend will absolutely be in my thoughts, as will you.

I kind of like Miley's Aimee Mann circa Til Tuesday look. Now if only she really would hush, keep it down now.

And if she cheats on Liam with Ashton Kutcher - I will take back every nice thing I've ever said about her.

a non a miss said...

@seaward- will do! I witnessed a horrific accident yesterday, I'm hoping for the best in both situations

Redheat said...

I actually think the cut is cute, but agree about the eyebrows.

Is this a real plot on the show? because if so, it's jumped the creep shark most def.

Cassiopeia said...

It's cute...but she was looking so good before!
I think we all would like to rock this do for a day, but few could pull it off.

@rejectedcarebear
My eyebrows don't match my hair a la Muriel(sp) Hemingway. :(

Meanie Rhysie said...

I think Miley looks all kinds of adorable with this 'do! And, I think if she matched the eyebrows, she'd look strange. lol Any-dang-hoo, she's young and can get away with this...good to see her get away from the *suburban housewife* look! (not that there's anything wrong with looking like a suburban houswife! Just not at age 19!) And, look! NO extensions! I cannot wait for that fad to go away!

@seaward: positive thoughts go out for your friend.

discoflux said...

Kind of OT, but not really since we're talking about hair. Whomever the reader rocking the great curls was during reader photos that recommended aragan oil - THANK YOU! I started using it right after your recommendation and my hair loves you for it and so do i!

ChrisO said...

@seaward- will do. Thinking of you both.

EmEyeKay said...

Yay, NO MORE MILEY-BUN!

Look on the bright side, people! :)

Barton Fink said...

More and more I love what Miley is doing stylewise.

libby said...

Miley's at an age where she's finding herself, and I can see being rich & jobless would give her the energy to try new looks.
But the frenetic pace of her changing herself, the recent constantly braless/serious sideboob pap photos, make me worry for her a bit.

Baka Neko said...

@seaward hope your friend is okay
Miley doesn't look bad in the photos where her hair is styled, this picture is just a really bad one.

faye said...

@seaward - praying for your friend, that she may recover quickly, and that you can find some peace in all of the chaos.

Anonymous said...

@seaward,
Thoughts and prayers for your friend.

Topper Madison said...

I'm confused...does this say that Miley and Ashton will inevitably break up with their current significant others and get together?

I certainly didn't see that one coming.

Amanda M. said...

Prayers and positive energy to seaward and your friend

Ms Cool said...

@seaward - will be thinking of your friend and sending positive thoughts.

Alicia said...

I love the cut and adore the color. This coming from a brown eyebrowed bleached blonde.

Miley looks actually kind of hot now which I never thought was possible.

dia papaya said...

My first thought, horror! Then I looked again and was jealous! I miss the days of short punky styles and crazy dye jobs. So yeah. I like it.

@seaward - Yes of course! Could you give us the first name or initials? That helps me with the distance reiki thing.

Hammer_Girl said...

I actually like the cut. She has a round/chubby baby type face(I'm trying to be nice) and I think it looks better than long hair on her. And if she bleached her brows she would look like an old man trust me, I bleached a friends hair and brows in high school and it aged him like you wouldn't believe.

Barton Fink said...

https://p.twimg.com/A0JGizJCYAAmNoS.jpg:large for a better look at this. She has beautiful eyes, beautiful cheekbones, and she looks like a woman here. If nothing else, she has stopped being a child with this one photograph alone. I guarantee you she will be back to brunette eventually, but she looks good here, I gotta say.

Barton Fink said...

O bobbi, your friend is going to see that comment and burst into old-man tears!

Unknown said...

i bet she has extensions again before the end of the year

a non a miss said...

I don't want her to bleach her brows..maybe just lighten them? I have very light almost invisible eyebrows so when I would dye my hair dark, I was made fun of so badly. Maybe that's where my annoyance stems from. That's something I notice on every person I meet, their brows. I can't tell you anyones eye color but I know what the brow situation is!

Sylvia said...

I really don't know if I like the hair cut or not. I guess because of the eyebrows don't really like it. Also it emphasizes her puggy nose.

wiredandbaked said...

@ seaward: good vibes to you and your friend. Cheers to a speedy recovery.

Rose said...

I like her cut & color, although after a while I would be sick of the blonde and change it closer to her natural color.

Out of all the actresses out there, that Ashton could use to negotiate with, and he chose her. Very strange. Did Miley & Demi make a movie together?

@Angus, the show would've had to be good in the first place before it could be ruined. We can't put all the blame on Ashton. ;)

libby said...

rejected cb---My natural color is a very light brown that a 60-watt bulb can bleach to blonde. My sisters are a bit naturally blonder, but their hair also sun-bleaches easily---BUT our eyebrows just don't. All darkish eyebrows. Thankfully mine are fine, so it's not too bad. But it's weird how my head-hair sun-bleaches but eyebrows don't.

seaward said...

Thank you, everybody.
@dia papaya, her initials are RL <3

Cornbread said...

@seaward, praying. Please keep us updated.

Re: Miley's cut...it reminds me of Robyn, mid-to-late 90s? Not too shabby.

Cornbread said...

@seaward, praying. Please keep us updated.

Re: Miley's cut...it reminds me of Robyn, mid-to-late 90s? Not too shabby.

AuntJess said...

@seaward will do honey. When I get home from work I'll burn one of my healing incense and send out my good juju.

Cassiopeia said...

Dark hair with light brows is a different story.

IDoTheRobot said...

@seaward praying!

timebob said...

@seaward so sorry for your friend will be sending positive thoughts her way hugs to you.

Now on to Miley, I respect her for trying to change up her look and is trying to transition to an adult and land adult roles. But really if it wasn't for Liam nobody would care about Miley anymore she is working double time trying to keep people interested in her.

But better she chops her hair off then snort shit up her nose like LiLo did at her age.

jaariel said...

@seaward--will do

Mango said...

2.5 Men is the #1 network comedy? Really?? The country loves fart jokes that much?

I think Miley's hair looks cute but she constantly needs attention with the tattoos, the screwing under tables at parties, and now this. Liam is dealing with a handful.

notlikeparis said...

@discoflux That commenter was me! So glad to be of help. We curly girls must stick together! Xx

chopchop said...

@Seaward ... Sending prayers right now. Hope everything will be okay.

On Topic: The Superficial called Miley & her new haircut "Watts". Awesome!!! I agree with the other poster that said at first glance I didn't like it but the more I look at it, I think she looks cute. So much better than the long Barbie-hair extensions everyone in LA is sporting.

Hazeldazel said...

@seaward - sending good joojoo to RL...


woah, Miley is heading to BritBrit pink wig territory or what?!?

Miz said...

I heard she donated her hair to charity. Off to investigate - if so, she's went way up in my estimation!

Unknown said...

@Seaward: Sending prayers for your friend.

As for the haircut - I love it. I actually sported that haircut back in 1986 and loved it then.

hamster party said...

I think every girl around her age should chop off her hair or shave her head - just to see what it's like. Our society loves long hair on a girl and I think it's good for personal development to see what it's like to break that mold. Plus, donating long hair is such a nice thing :)

I'm counting down the days til she rocks some extensions, though.

Personally, I think the new cut is cute, but I hate the bleach blond.

Jessie said...

I get the cut but don't like how it's styled. It's killing me and I want to fix it. She looks cute but def not pretty enough for Liam.

Seaward - so many positive though to your friend.

djphob said...

I love it and judging by her Tweets she does too! I'm jealous. I've been growing my hair out for my wedding--it's almost down to my ass now. I cannot WAIT to chop it all off! I might even do it on the Honeymoon. I'm just sick of having to eff with it all the time not to mention the fact that there is hair all over the place in our apartment.

MrWolf said...

Jesus fuck. Yet if I punched Ashton in the balls, I'd be the one they called a criminal...

No justice, I tells you.

Jaiden_S said...

Ugh. That cut is dire. I bet she's regretting the hell out of it right about now.

Alicia said...

When I was 18 I had long blonde hair to my elbows. Everyone called me Kelly Bundy. One night my roommate who was in beauty school convinced me to chop it pixie short. That was 15 years ago and I never have let it grow back that long again! I rocked the short short cut for years and got the most compliments I've ever received hair wise with that style. It's not just the cut but the confidence to Rock it. Shockingly Miley rocks it. I actually like her more for this and I think she looks stunning.

Unknown said...

Really? Milley is the worst actress on the planet? clearly you have not seen mirror mirror.

Unknown said...

Really? Milley is the worst actress on the planet? clearly you have not seen mirror mirror.

mooshki said...

Miley's hair is all your guys's fault! You kept complaining about her top bun, and now you see what you've done! ;)

PugsterMom said...

And that "puggy nose" is a GOOD thing, right? :)

PugsterMom said...

It's HER hair! At 19 she should be having fun with her look! (The exposed boob thing I could do without though.)

WUWT? said...

Remember she got her hair cut by the guy who invented "the Rachel." It's like he/she/they decided to do "like the Rachel, but different, ya know?"

WUWT? said...

And seaword I am praying for you friend. Let us know how she is doing in the next few days.

poovey-tunt said...

I think it looks pretty great on her. I hope she goes on loving it and won't let the naysayers bring her down.

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