Thursday, August 30, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH formerr “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” alum has relapsed, gained a ton of weight back and is now in serious condition at a Los Angeles-area hospital? Hitting rock bottom for the umpteenth time hasn’t changed the grumpy, bloated D-lister’s sour attitude – the hospital staff threatened to transfer him if he didn’t stop harassing the nurses!

41 comments:

erica said...

The rich kid, gummi bear Davis

erica said...

The rich kid, gummi bear Davis

LadyLagerfeld said...

Jason Davis. (The Gummy brother to the Greasy Bear.)

Grey said...

Mike Huckabee!

Grey said...

Side note: Anyone have any guesses about the couple that is breaking up in the blind item that Lainey posted?

LadyLagerfeld said...

@Grey- I drew a blank. Here's the text if anyone else wants to weigh in: "Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon...which, well, if you look at him it doesn’t seem to have affected him physically. Everyone says he really cares about his appearance these days, more than ever, and is looking hotter than ever. Or, as one person put it, “hot all of a sudden”. Emotionally too he hasn’t let on that there’s anything wrong. For what it’s worth, I’m told there was no third party involvement. Perhaps that means it’s amicable, just the end of their story. Perhaps we’ll be more choked about it than they are. As I drench my waffles in more maple syrup."

Laura said...

Popular guess is will Arnett and Amy Poehler.

Laura said...

Which does make me sad if true.

whocaresnow12 said...

W hen did Jason even lose weight?

Anonymous said...

I saw Affleck all over that one.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Maybe Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgewick? Hence the maple syrup and waffles comment...

I hope not. I lurve then!

LadyLagerfeld said...

I will be bummed if it's Amy and Will but that certainly fits. Have you see her "Smart Girls" web series? She takes questions from young girls in an "Ask Amy" segrment. It's quite possibly the sweetest thing ever.

LA Mac said...

Sounds like someone not married, since it mentions buying a home together and babies but no rings. And possibly the maple syrup is a Canadian or Vermont area clue? Other than that, I've go to clue.

LA Mac said...

...got no clue

BreeB714 said...

Gummy Bear FOR THE WIN

Cornbread said...

Is Gummi even D-list? He's way off the gossip radar. But I could see it being him.

On the Lainey blind, I totally get the Will and Amy guess. Will had his shirt off in something we saw recently, maybe a re-run of Up All Night, and I recall commenting to hubby on how ripped Will was looking. Totally unexpected.

Makes me sad, I love them both.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

What's up with the waffles and maple syrup hint?

I've thought their was something up between Will & Amy since after the birth of their first son.

Amber said...

What about Gary Busey for D-Lister? Though Gummy makes a lot of sense because it was noted how much weight he lost when he was on Millionaire Matchmaker. Loose "List" rating, perhaps.

auntliddy said...

Oh i so very very very very much hope this isnt true!!!!!!!!

auntliddy said...

Umm, all if them? 12 step program is all we have, but sucess rate is very low. Guess that is just hiw their brains are wired. Look at andy dick. He just cannot stop.

Ryder said...

Definitely Will and Amy. The "nothing to laugh at" hint. Nthe waffles are a reference to her character's (Leslie Knope) love for waffles and I think the maple syrup is a reference to Arnett (he's Canadian) and of course it ties into the waffles.

katsm0711 said...

Jason did lose a ton of weight. He told Patti Stanger when he was on Millionaire Matchmaker that he lost it by hiring a nutritionist/chef/personal trainer. Then on Celeb Rehab he told Dr Drew that he lost the weight by getting hooked on heroin.

bookjacket said...

How about Tom Sizemore for the Enquirer blind? He dropped a lot of weight and was working again.

Cryscee said...

Where is the Lainey blind?

katsm0711 said...

OH Jason also had some medical condition that if left untreated he would die? I remember on Rehab. Was it diabetes or some kidney thing? So this could easily be him and probably is. If he was poor we'd feel sorry for him but having all the money in the world makes him annoying. WTF?

Grey said...

The maple syrup line made me think that perhaps the couple was Canadian.

I think I revealed this a while back on a different thread but I was actually at the same house party with a few celebrities on last New Years Eve. Amy was there with a few other celebs. Will was not. Neither were shooting and films or shows at the time as far as I can tell. Seemed strange to spend a holiday like that apart.

SusanB said...

Kfed came to mind as the Dlister but I have no idea if he was on celebrity rehab.

PookieTwo said...

Weren't there rumors/blind items about Will A. and Christina Applegate a while back? Blinds about a pair of actors on a TV comedy who were married/committed to others who had unexpectedly hit if off and were carrying on on/off set.

cece said...

Tori and Dean for the Lainey blind? Isn't he from Canada?

Kelly said...

@Ryder That's right, I forgot about Leslie loving waffles. Good catch.
That is sad, I love her!

@Grey Was she as nice as she seems?

As for this blind's guess I'll go with Gummy too.

dizzyeggs said...

how about willie aimes(sp?) for the grumpy, bloated dlister? i don't watch dr. drew, but whenever i think grumpy, bloated dlister, i think willie aimes

Grey said...

@Renoblondee She was blitzed out of her mind on more than alcohol.

Chloe Sevigny was very very quiet and somewhat shy but very cool. I liked her the best

New Life and Attitude said...

I was going to say what about Daniel Baldwin?

The Black Cat said...

I doubt Lainey would be sad to see the end of Dean and Tori

FalseProfit said...

Tom Sizemore seems like the obvious choice to me. Has anyone been on CR more than him? P.S., too sad! Maybe RDJ will send himmmm somewhere nice. Gotta love an A-lister with a heart of gold.

Amy Poehler puts whipped cream on her waffles, no? Still sounds like her, and is very sad to hear.

Peaceful warrior said...

The guy from party town, yeh yeh.But think I am wrong, guy bear sounds better

Bubbles said...

I thought KFed too.

WUWT? said...

My first thought was a Baldwin too. I didn't post the guess because I don't know the others Baldwins from each other (there's Alec...and the others).

New Life, did you temporarily post under a different name? Someone was posting under another name but the pic looked like the one you submitted for Reader Photos.

EGB said...

@grey, thanks for sharing, and wish so many signs weren't pointed towards them

Kelly said...

@grey
Thanks! And I never would've thought that about her. Huh.

cricket said...

All of them

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