Wednesday, August 15, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

Which TV actress was getting late-night hang-up calls on her private cell phone that only a very select few people have access to? The petite brunette didn’t want to change her number again, so she hired a private investigator to get to the bottom of it. So who’s her stalker? Her famous athlete ex!

36 comments:

uofazwildkitty said...

eva and tony?

Amber said...

Kim K. and Kris H. - Let's face it, she's an actress.

EmEyeKay said...

Eva is very petite...

Jennifer H. said...

I thought of Eva and Tony, too.

Lux Luthor said...

This does not make sense, nor seem at all likely, for more reasons than I care to list (I haven't had my coffee yet). Ugh, I just hate the Enquirer.

K said...

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter

CamColty said...

Eva for sure

surfer said...

I'm with Kara - that's exactly who I thought of as well.

Agent**It said...

@Amber, "petite".The '- ian' ass is the size of a small state:)

Amber said...

That's true - it seems to be expanding, as well. But she's only 5'1" or so! And Kourtney is 4'11". I couldn't imagine, but I'm 5'9" and usually over 6' in heels!

LadyLagerfeld said...

Eva and Tony. Isn't she getting cozy with the mayor of Los Angeles?

Kraymond19 said...

GO KARA! GO KARA! GO KARA!
Yeah... I'm in with Kare. Jeter & Minka.

CamColty said...

Minka has done movie(s?) I don't know that Eva has. And she's def petite

crila16 said...

I'm going with Eva and Tony.

jane3113 said...

I first thought Minka and Jeter but she is 5'8". That's pretty tall.

Agent**It said...

@Amber, loan me a few inches of your height (me=5'2") and maybe I can find my abs. They appear to have gone missing:)

RenoBlondee said...

I thought Eva and Tony were over a LONG time ago. Huh.

Amber said...

lol Agent, gladly! I'm very long-limbed so finding clothes can be weird sometime. I JUST WANT TO BE AVERAGE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! ;P

Sherry said...

Def Tony and Eva..My.First.Thought.

Amber! I'm 5'9" also with long arms and legs and I love being able to see over the crowd. Also you can put on a few pounds and it doesn't show as much as it does on petite gals. I'm so glad I'm tall and wish I were taller. But as you get older you shrink..:(

K said...

Kelly and Longoria both have numerous film credits but neither are known for their film roles. Both solidly TV actresses. Longoria is definitely petite. I have seen Minka Kelly in person and there is no way she is 5'8". I call shenanigans on that. My guess would be 5'5" and she is TINY in stature. She's not as short as Longoria though. She and Jeter were the first ones I thought of, especially with their off/on relationship.

KaySea said...

I'm going with Minka/Jeter as well.

Tony is more famous for being Eva's husband while Jeter is actually famous for being an athlete.

skimpymist said...

I can picture jeter doing this but I never thought of minka as petite so I'm going with eva and tony

hothotheat said...

I'm with Kara, Minka and Jeter.

Russell said...

@KaySea - Tony Parker is a 4 time NBA All-Star and has won 3 NBA titles (including finals MVP). I'd say he's pretty famous for his basketball skills

As has been noted earlier, Minka Kelly is 5'8" - in what universe is that considered "petite"?

I'm on the Eva L train for this one.

Anonymous said...

If this story is out there its because Eva made it up. The attention whore wishes her ex was stalking her. However no one stalks a dead fish, they just let it float away and become someone else problem

califblondy said...

Late night hang-up calls? Who does that?

Maximus said...

Immediately went to Eva and Tony, here.

hanban said...

I also immediately went to Minka Kelly and Jeter...

AuntJess said...

Just wanna chime in that I'm 5'4 and get called an amazon all the time by a girl in the office that's 5'1. One day she even said I was too big to fit under her mini umbrella.

Agent**It said...

@Amber, AuntJess- I am working on a one 'height' fits all muumuu.

Frufra said...

Oh, Agent, I remember the muumuu discussion. I'm still thinking about adopting the muumuu concept into a shirt or short dress (worn with leggings). It's in my to -do mental Rolodex. Made with beautiful sari fabric.

Coriander Shea said...

All she had to do was piss him off by pretending to be with another guy and make sexytime noises into the phone. Ex gets pissed and starts going off. You know who's stalking you and saved yourself PI fees. ;)

Amber said...

Oh man, Agent, Aunt Jess & Frufra. I would LOVE a muumuu. Maxi dresses are my BFF, because they're so comfy. I'm going to be so embarrassing when I get old, with my big worn out muumuu & grease and wine stains on it.

AuntJess said...

Muumuu please! I have a nightgown that is about 15 years old, I call it my muumuu. Its pink with little orange tabbies and fishy skeletons on it, huge as all get out and comes down to about my knees. I wear it almost everyday in the summer!

djphob said...

5'10" here. And my bestie is 6'2"! And yet I still lose her at Target.

victoria has a secret said...

" Her famous athlete ex!"

If I'm reading this correctly. It says her famous athlete EX. I'm going with whoever the athlete's ex girlfriend.

Minka Kelly is in no way Petite. I've stood right by her plenty of times. She's in no way petite or small in stature. She's average height but not short or tiny. She's got meat on her bones and her legs, thighs, arms and behind.

I'm going with Eva is more petite and tiny. I would say Tony's ex girlfriend the one he dumped for Eva.

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