Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Robert Pattinson shortly after arrive in New York and
the next morning after every female teenager found out where he was staying.
Mila Kunis in Baywatch. She was actually in it twice. One time she played someone who was blind.
Speaking of old shots, how about Halle Berry back in 1986 competing in Miss World, sponsored by Top Shop.
Russell Simmons and his girlfriend of the week. Interesting outfit choice for her.
Robbie Williams shows off his body. No one ever Tweets a photo of themselves 200 pounds overweight and out of shape.
Selena Gomez does some shopping, but she isn't happy.
Sofia Vergara shows off her ring which is about half the size of the one Jennifer Aniston supposedly has.
Taylor Armstrong looks away from the book for a second to try to remember how the words go together to make sentences.

48 comments:

goheels83 said...

Rob's facial hair grows insanely fast, huh??

MBK said...

There's something creepy about Robbie Williams.

Ingrid Superstar said...

For some reason in that first picture R.Pattinson reminds me of Kevin James.

Mila Kunis was also in one of those awful early 90's Hulk Hogan movies that I'm too lazy to imdb at the moment.

Ingrid Superstar said...

goheels83, face merkins. Available at all corner New York convenience stores. Next to the soon-to-be-illegal energy pills!

goheels83 said...

LOL superstar. Also near all the bath salts!

faye said...

russell's gf's looks like a bobblehead. and i can see your undies.

wtf taylor. if you stay in the sun too long all your plastic parts will melt. go find a job and pay off your debts or spend time with your daughter.

Lalaay said...

RPatt is growing on me, but I can't get behind the backward hat. -___- did you have to ruin the post with Taylor's I can look sexy while I pretend to read ad lounge by the pool instead of working picture? Where is her glass of wine, did I miss something?

Agent**It said...

"Sofia Vergara shows off her ring which is about half the size of the one Jennifer Aniston supposedly has."

You told us earlier that Jen bought herself an 8 carat ring.Can't keep up with your own spin?

whocaresnow12 said...

Ron looks as if he's channelling his inner Wolverine.

spacecowboy78 said...

Why do I get the feeling the Pattinson probably regrets doing the Twilight series. He genuinely seems like a private person and does not seem to like being a move star. Granted his bankroll wouldn't be the same (nor I do feel too bad for him bc of it), but he probably could've still had a Joseph Fiennes O Jonathan Rhys Meyers-esque career without the franchise.

spacecowboy78 said...

* Or not, O

Hmax17 said...

Ok...I am not the only one who noticed he grew like a beard overnight..Thank you!

Frufra said...

@faye - I think Russell's gf looks like a marionette. Very weird pic. And yes, bobble headed for sure.

Amber said...

Oh...Robbie Williams has t-rex arms...

O'Really said...

I thought Rob P. was so very handsome as Cedric Diggory...and then Twilight and KS ruined him. Now that he's single again I do believe ol' boy has regained his mojo.

La Pachuquita said...

Look Russell Simmons' Bobblehead girl of the week, Rachel already did the whole wearing a teddy as a dress thing on "Friends". It was sort of kind of funny them, its just tragic now.

The man is filthy rich, the least he can do is buy them a nice dress after he sleeps with them!

dia papaya said...

Rob P will survive bc he is talented. I watched the Daily Show with him and had no idea how really shy he is. Poor guy. I truly felt bad for him. Maybe that's why the "relationship" lasted so long. It kept them both safe from the outside world.

hunter said...

Yeah he was kinda a mess on the Daily Show (Jon was awesome, as always) and I DEFINITELY got the sense he was quite uncomfortable with all the attention.

Rose said...

When did Robbie Williams join the Jersey Shore? I must have missed a season.

MISCH said...

It's strange to see Halle's old nose and breasts...

AndrewBW said...

Halle Berry looks like Barbie.

Frufra said...

Seriously, did Halle get store-bought boobies? I didn't realize that (seriously, no snark). As a 1980's veteran myself, I can attest to the fact that those leotards did not flatter one's bustline. The tight one-piece configuration is very squishy.

Beth said...

So many blatantly fake boobs in that post.

Frufra, Halle has had her boobs and nose done.

Robbie looks like he's one shot away from 'roid rage.

Agent**It said...

Love the pix of the Grieving Grifter.

Popcorn Sutton said...

Russell Simmons' new girlfriend looks like Rachel Weiss. That is a really awkward pose for two people who are dating.

Taylor Armstrong's chest is the strangest thing I have ever seen. It looks like a plastic chest piece in a Halloween costume.

Frufra said...

@Beth - I think I need to assume they're all fake, then be pleasantly surprised to find out otherwise!

Alicia said...

Looking at Russell's gf all I can thing is " bobblty bobblty bop "

Omg y'all Taylor Armstrong reads! Seriously this shot reminds me of that one time snooki posed with a book..

Jasmine said...

Taylor Armstrong is as fresh as newly fallen snow.

As ethereal as an angel.

As real and precious as a newly minted coin...

Naw, what I actually meant to say was
she looks like the human version of blackened chicken with a soul to match and her pose is making me want to find Michael J. Fox and Doc and find a way back to the days before reality tv let loose creatures like this into our midst. oy

Redd said...

Jasmine, you are hilarious!

cc423 said...

Well hello Robbie Williams!

nettalovesrobin said...

Thats a nice old school pic of Halle! Robert P prob should of chosen a different field if he is that shy! Im sure the money helps!

Not A Ninny said...

Anyone's who's watched Halle's sex scene in Monster's Ball would know that her tits are real. Nose job, yes.

Hazeldazel said...

anyone else skeeved out by the way Taylor's skin folds at the waist? Just not natural. Like a lizard or sumthin'. Dude, get outta the sun already or just stop with the plastic surgery. It's just icky.

Mama June said...

@Frufra-yes! A marionette! Gross, those clavicles jutting out kill me!

Cute top Selena. I'm in desperate need of some new clothes, having clothes envy today. I think I even admitted liking a Goop ensemble! ;)


__-__=__ said...

The R. Patt pic reminds me of Matt Dillon.

MelTheLibrarian said...

Obviously Enty doesn't know anything about Rob because the picture with him in the white shirt is from Yesterday morning and the one where he is shaved with the hoodie and cap is from that night AFTER he shaved!!

Popnursing said...

Russell Simmons has to hold up his date because she's too weak to stand or dress herself. Get this woman a milkshake STAT.

Andrew- I thought the exact same thing...

Selock said...

I love Robbie Williams, but I still agree with you MBk...he got crazy eyes, it's kind of undeniable - he's a bit touched and can come off a little terrified and desperate at times. But the crazy's made him a pop legend, he's got more interesting songs and daring videos than someone of his mass-popularity level is normally able to manage. Still, find him uncomfortable to watch, sometimes.

Lulu G said...

When Taylor lays on her side her uphill boobie does scary things. And she has those big bolt ons and you can see all the bones in her chest. Grosso

astrogirl said...

Halle does have implants. Go back and look at the promo shots for the movie Boomerang, she is small chested.

astrogirl said...

Here are pics including surgery scar

http://famousplastic.com/2012/05/08/halle-berry-and-the-recipe-for-great-boobs/

EGB said...

I've been out of town for a couple weeks and can't begin to chime in on all I've missed...but jasmine, you are hysterical, and if we ever share cocktail recipes on another thread, I have got a great one!

Suzanne said...

I'm getting more of a "Lars and the Real Girl" feel from Russell's ladyfriend . . .

Sian said...

First glance I thought Robbie was Ronnie from Geordie Shore :L

figgy said...

@Suzanne, yes! Perfect!

Sorry Robbie, I can't even see your steroid-generated muscles because I'm too distracted by your dumbass sheep tattoos.

figgy said...

Oh, and I'm so sad to be losing respect for Sofia Vergara. I thought she was cool (and hot, girl crush) but this tool she's engaged to....just so very sad.

PugsterMom said...

Mila looks adorbs. Who could have guessed she'd grow up and date a tool like Ashton Kutcher?

J-Mo said...

Salma Hayek is another actress who always gets attention for her boobs without mention that she used to be small-busted. just sayin.

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