Thursday, August 30, 2012

The Lindsay Lohan Bill

Yesterday I posted the cover letter from Chateau Marmont banning Lindsay Lohan from their premises. By that time though, I had already posted earlier about her and Tweeted about the bill below and there is only so much Lindsay that any person should be exposed to on a daily basis. For their part, Chateau Marmont says the letter and bill were leaked by someone close to Lindsay and Lindsay says she thought the producers of her no budget Lifetime movie were paying for everything or she would have for sure not paid $75 a day to rent a laptop or $14 for a pack of cigs or spent thousands of dollars on booze from the minibar. You think this has anything to do with her saying she wants to move to New York?










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  1. Lindsay leak the info on the bill in hopes one of her rich friends would step in an pay it. Do you think it is paid by now?

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  2. Nothing Lindsay can do is worth that amount of money..

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  3. What kind of "tv services" tend to go for $15.99? I hope she watched that porn by the glow of her $100 Chateau candle.

    Yesterday she was tweeting about being at dinner with her father. Those two should really spend more time together. What could possibly go wrong?

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  4. Enty, I wish you could post your pics in a different format because when I enlarge a pic there's no way for me to make it bigger so I can read. Maybe unless I actually download it which isn't worth it just so I can peek at a small detail and then just recycle it.

    OR does anyone have a solution? I'm on Firefox. If I do 'view' then 'zoom', it only enlarges the paged behind the pic.

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  5. Move to NY? Too bad the Chelsea closed...

    @LadyLagerfeld - that's the charge for turning the thing on. I love good hotels but hate the cost!

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  6. Is Lily Rosemond her pseudonym?

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  7. @katsm0711 you should be able to hold down "CTRL" and use your mouse scroller to enlarge the pic (scroll like you were moving the screen "up").

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  8. Um, I think the pseudonym is a pun about her firecrotch.

    Sorry to be the one to break it y'all. Puppies! Kittens!

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  9. She was given a corporate rate. What corporation was she listed under? It may have been a courtesy rate but given her financial past, they should have a credit card on file for whomever was supposed to pay.

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  10. OMG you guys, CNN just posted a story about how Lindsay THRASHED Liz Taylor's personal luxury trailer Lifetime producers used in the shoot. Photos & all. Don't have the link but found the article via comments from Celebitchy's latest on The Cracken. Check it out...

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  12. What are "Garden Charges?"

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  13. And yeah, she totally leaked this so someone will step in & pay it. How do these men even still find her attractive?!?!?!!

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  14. @katsm0711 I right click on the photo and then "open link in new tab." The original image will then be in the new tab and can be zoomed like normal.

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  16. Here's a link for hunter's story:

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/30/showbiz/taylor-trailer-trashed/index.html

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  17. Hotels do not charge you for turning on the TV, including not in LA. That's a standard in-room movie charge.


    I don't know why, but this makes me giggle like a snarky girl in the school yard.

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  18. @hunter & Vicki - thanks for the link. I'm not even a big LT fan but I can't imagine doing that to ANYONE'S room, trailer, whatever. So lame.

    @Lady... - I was joking about turning it on, but the last time I rented a movie at the Waldorf-Astoria in NY it was over $15. If you want to play video games it's even more.

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  19. Mahahahahaa Lily Rosecunt. Miss Firecrotch.
    Wonder if we get a cracked out statement about this, probably. Or her dad steps in and talks some nonsense. What a family.

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  21. @katsm0711, another option is to click on the image and then use ctrl and "+" to enlarge (or "-" to shrink) the image in firefox.

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  22. Would NY be as forgiving of her shenanigans as LA? I somehow doubt it. So, yes, please move.

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  23. why does she always live at that hotel for months at a time when she lives in freaking los angeles???

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  24. Once again Vicki - you're the best!!! Thanks, too difficult via iPhone. :)

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  25. btw, what are Garden-charges? They grow pot for her? xD

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  26. I want her banned from Los Angeles.

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  27. Are cigarettes 14 bucks? Or 7? (not familiar with American prices).
    Girl smokes A LOT.

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  29. The garden charges Are the Garden Terrace. It's another eatery within the hotel.

    Cigarettes at hotels always cost a lot more. The average proce per pack in LA is about $5, but at a hotel would be about $7-10 depending on the hotel.

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    1. In NY they're about $10 - $14 so I wasn't shocked but wow, what a ripoff if that's the price outside

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  30. Why do people keep propping up this train wreck? This has been going on for faaaar too long. Hopefully this hotel will go after her for every cent.

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  31. Cigs in my state (NC) are usually around $4-6. In other states, esp those with more red tape, the prices are high, but I didn't think they'd be $14....

    I really hope the production company helps straighten up that trailer.... >.<

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  32. Anonymous9:09 AM

    This should be a random photos post.

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  33. I cannot get over the article about the trashed trailer. I feel so sorry for the woman who bought it. Here is no way in Hell the damage wasn't done by Lindsay. HATE.

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  34. She made (supposedly) over $1mil last year and she can't spare a few hundred for a cheap laptop? That might be the saddest thing ever. What are the chances that the hotel actually got the "rented" laptop back?

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  35. Remember when she was photographed w a cig, and her PR person tried to say she hardly ever smokes?

    hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

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  36. Funniest thing I saw on the bill - a copy of Architecural Digest.

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  37. so TMZ is reporting that the producers claim they fronted her $5,000 (of her salary) to move to the Marmont but they were never responsible for her living expenses during shooting nor was it in the contract. Again, IT'S A LIFETIME MOVIE.

    Once again, Lindsay expects everyone to take care of her since she doesn't want to take responsibility for herself. It's not like they were shooting off site and accomodations need to be arranged. It was in CA where she lives & sponges off people.

    If this was anyone else they would of been arrested for theft of services.

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  38. This whole fiasco is ridiculous, why let her bill get to that. With her rep, a week would be to long. They know how Lindsey is,its their own fault because they let her stay for two months???

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  39. Why doesn't the Chateau go after her for theft of services? I understand under normal circumstances not doing things that could agitate their reputation among celebrities seeking discretion, but honestly, who in Hollywood, that matters, could blame them at this point? I knew someone who stayed an extra night at a W Hotel - the first night was paid on his behalf as a business expense - and he ended up arrested for theft of services for all the charges associated with night two, down to the cleaned-out minibar.

    Really, it seems the hotel's reputation could only increase by not letting Lily Rosemond roll over them on this.

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  40. Oh goodie. I saw this on TMZ yesterday and wanted it to be on here so I could read all the comments from the clever and insightful posters here. My main thought on these charges is that anyone who is spending that much money on the mini-bar is going through booze like Grant took Richmond.

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  41. "Liz & Dick," set to air on the Lifetime channel on November 3".

    Let the boycott begin ..

    Lifetime Entertainment Services, LLC, a subsidiary of A+E Networks.

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  42. The hotel let her carry on like this for so long because I'm sure it brings them business. Would I go to a bar if there was a chance I could see Lindsay bombed out of her mind, face down on the floor, covered in vomit? Depends on the cover charge. ;)

    And Lindsay doesn't care...good press, bad press, as long as her name is in the papers and gossip sites, she's happy.

    I want to know more about the $100 candle. Holy shit, I thought Yankee Candle was getting a little out of line these days...

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  43. 'Defrauding an innkeeper' used to be 'theft of services'. Interesting story, Dewie.

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  44. But if they're banning her from the property, no more bar sightings, so they may as well go whole-hog and have her booked. Even if she claims, boo hoo I thought the production company was covering it, well that's a case for her defense attorney to make.

    Someone needs to hold her accountable for her behavior. This is insane.

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  45. @Agent, I did not know that! In fact, it never even occurred to me that a charge like that existed until the situation with my acquaintance. *But* in the end it helped him get clean (getting arrested was enough of a reality check).

    I know Lohan is well beyond the reality check-point but for god's sake, someone out there should have the balls to say "enough" to her foolishness.

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  46. I am not going to click on that. I will pretend that is what her rap sheet would look like if she was convicted of everything she was accused of.

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  47. @Agent, ugh, I dread watching Project Runway thanks to all the lame promos for this that keep appearing during the broadcast. That they couldn't even cobble together a clip, or specially filmed promo, just a sad still photo with piano music, says it all.

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  48. Maybe she can ask Lady Gaga or Lana del Rey to help her out. The three were hanging out at the Marmot a few weeks back and were tweeting inside jokes at one another the next day. Lindsay tweeting Gaga is probably the biggest thing to happen to her career since Herbie Fully Loaded.

    Anyways, I really doubt the Chateau want's to go after Lindsay considering it's high-profile clientele. I bet it's really upset that the bill leaked considering it's all about being a discrete haven for big names.

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  49. A pack of smokes in midtown Manhattan is going for $12-$13.

    I think "Garden Charges" probably refers to a cocktail or snack she had at an outdoor bar.

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  50. She's in NY. Take care, New Yorkers.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/lindsay-lohan-leaving-a-troubles-behind-moving-new-york-article-1.1147487

    @Cornbread, LOL on the Yankee candles (I buy them on line). Most expensive candle I have (a gift, sigh) is $60.00 and is from Diptyque,called Santal (in case anybody would like to send me a case, Himmmm).

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  51. Also any NYC folks out there - I'm hoping to move out to the city next year but not really sure where to start. I'm so tired of Texas and this college thing isn't really working out for me at the moment. What's a good place for a then-to-be 19 year old. If I can't make it out to the city I'll probably just buy a one way ticket to Antibes and look into getting a job as a deck hand.

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    1. Brooklyn is great for the younger single people

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  52. Anonymous9:55 AM

    My mother is obsessed with Yankee Candles. I'm not kidding, it's a sickness. She actually has an entire closet in her house completely filled with Yankee Candles. She has them constantly burning in both bathrooms and the living room, usually there is one going in the kitchen, and when she's in her bedroom there's one going in there, too. I know she's going to burn that house down one of these days.

    Weren't Randy Quaid and his wife charged with "defrauding an innkeeper" in west Texas when they made their run for the border to avoid the people out to kill them? I seem to remember us all saying that we didn't know that was a different charge from regular theft of services.

    Also, I hate Lindsey.

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  53. @Texshan, you may be right about the Quaids - I didn't pay too much attention to that aspect because of the other batty stuff going on with them, ha ha. Which reminds me, where are they these days??

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  54. @Patty O - I was thinking the same thing. Who at her age DOESN'T have a laptop? There's no way I'd ever do anything private (banking, etc) on what is basically a public computer. Can you imagine the crap on that hard drive? I can only assume at one time she had a laptop but traded it for drugs.

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  55. @ Tex - I forgot about those poor, crazy Quaids. Where was that incredibly sad interview with them - Vanity Fair? Texas Monthly? (I read both, and am pretty sure it was one of those.) I also wonder where they are now, and if their crazy is any better.

    And yes, I think they were charged with stiffing that hotel in El Paso or wherever they were in their cray cray saga.

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  56. Quaids were heading to Canada last time I read about them.

    Vanity Fair was the interview.
    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2011/01/quaid-201101

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  57. @Agent - I'm two pages into the VF piece and lamenting that Criminal Intent didn't have a chance to base a plot on this. Yikes.

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  58. Anonymous10:31 AM

    I knew I remembered that from somewhere! Yes, I think the cray-cray Quaids are still in Canada. The last I heard, Randy was still convinced that the secret cabal of celebrity whackers was out to get him.

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  59. Texshan, as a recovering Yankee Candle addict, I can totally sympathize. My house was like that, and my mom's still is.

    I have since moved my obsession to Scentsy. It's the idea of a tart burner (man, I still have 10 dozen YC tarts...) but no flame, there's a little light bulb that melts the wax. A girlfriend started selling the stuff a while back (it's like Avon, you have to buy into the cult, they don't sell it on the shelves) and I'm hooked.

    I'm a sucker for anything that smells good and helps me mellow out.

    @Agent, I am researching that candle now. Have you heard of diamond candles? The ones that come with rings in them? I'm so tempted to let them sink their late-night TV infomercial teeth into me...

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  60. Oh LILO. Can't wait to read. I refused to go to TM zzzzz.

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  61. @Agent: Diptyque candles are the best! They smell so amazing and last forever.

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  62. OMG their attorney at one point was the real Lloyd Braun. (**Seinfeld Fanatic Alert**)

    This story is priceless.* I really want to read the lawsuit Randy filed. As I said, stuff like that from cray-cray's is unlike anything else you'll ever get to read...

    *Having said that, their behavior has to be from long-time major/hard drug use, right?

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  63. Cornbread, no on the late night candles. I burn Nag Champa incense a lot and buy Yankee 'tarts' on line(I have 3 burners, all gifts). Oh, but give me either Diptyque 'Santal' or Fresh 'Cannabis' (no jokes, it really is a candle) and I'm in heaven. I read an article once about Brian Grazer who has my same taste but about a billion dollars more money that me. I think he said he has a dozen as back ups at all times and burns 9 per month. I get 1 per year, from Santa !

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  64. I do fell the misunderstanding about the bill is due to how she was treated on her earlier projects. Once producers picks up the tabs, you always expect the tab to be picked up. I guess she needs her people to set her straight on how fall she has fallen.

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  65. Lindsey, it's not so complicated being an amoral narcissist if you're intelligent. But she is too stupid to get away with it, hence all the mess. I guess drugs melt your brain cells.

    Still I feel sorry for her, she is stuck in the mud with dignity long gone.

    However, when she is up to shenenigans at least there is fewer posts about the evil family K. God I miss february. Can't we do a K-free year? Decade? Life? Please Enty?

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  67. The $16.99+ Lodgenet charges are most likely porn. The $15.99 might also be (could also be pricing on a somewhat current theatrical release). The $11.99s are probably older movies and the other pricing likely represents TV shows, "special offers" or video games.

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  68. Even in small cities, hotels are notorious for overcharging for everything. I laughed at the comment above about the charge for turning on the tv. I'm waiting for that to happen.

    Wasn't Lindsay banned from the Marmont before? Why the hell did they not have a credit card on file?

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  69. They probably did get a credit card from her....and that shit was declined!

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  70. @Agent**1t, Lindsay's twat gets the corporate rate because of all the multi-users...

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  71. Am I allowed to post a link to a .gif that completely captures my reaction to @Tuxedo Cat's comment? Words cannot convey this...

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90zw99Ekv1rrdwdy.gif

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  72. Remember when it cost $1.50 EXTRA to get the KEY to turn on the black & white TV at Motel 6? Good times.

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  73. @Tuxedo/Dewie, this is great stuff. Too funny!

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  74. It was the $32 a night for non guest parking that kept popping up over and over on the bill that caught my eye. First of all, $32, really? Then my question was, who gets that many visitors at a hotel?

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