Today's Blind Items - What To Do
This actress is A list. Lately it feels like she has been in this spot frequently. Our actress only does movies. She has been in some very very high profile relationships. Lately though she has been on her own and single. Well, she says she is single, but there is one of her old hookups that she has sex with about once a week. When the A+ list celebrity can't find someone in the strip club, then he calls her and she comes running. She must be really good because his last girlfriend dumped the celebrity because he kept comparing her sexually to the movie actress. Our actress is having sort of a mid-life crisis. She is doing things she has never done before. While pot was just a once a week thing it is now a several time a day habit for her now. While she never used to think about being naked in a movie, now she is considering two roles which would see her go all the way and not just topless. When she is not seeing her ex, she has guys on standby for her almost every night of the week. She might go running for the ex, but every other guy is waiting for her call and hoping they will be the one. They see fame or at least a chance for fame. She sees them as tools to be discarded. She thinks it is great because she gets all she wants and doesn't have to pay and all the guys are discreet because she holds out that string that she will help them along. Oh, there was one little issue about two years ago. It was in between relationships and she had a week long fling with the A list significant other of a former A list co-star.
Cameronn Diaz?
ReplyDeleteYep was just going to say Cameron Diaz no doubt!
ReplyDeleteCameron no!
ReplyDeleteI look up to her as being strong. Please not her.
Cameron Diaz is Tge only one I can think of.
ReplyDeleteshe is been a big stoner for years, so I am sure she was smoking more than once a week....
ReplyDeletecameron diaz for sure.
ReplyDeleteJust to be different Charlize Theron?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Cameron Diaz too.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Cameron who are the A-listers from the last sentence? Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes?
ReplyDeleteIf it's CD then the A-list celebrity can be A-Rod
ReplyDeleteI agree...but would've taken Kelly Slater way over A-Rod if I had the chance
DeleteIf it's CD, now I wonder what all the other recent blinds about her are?
ReplyDelete@Amber, I was wondering that too. I like CD, I hope none of the bad ones are about her.
ReplyDeletecameron diaz has been a known pot smoker for years.
ReplyDeletethis is not her- unless enty is trying to throw us off
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ReplyDeleteIt's not Charlize Theron. She's done plenty of topless scenese.
ReplyDeleteWasn't A-rod married when they got together?
ReplyDeleteIf it's CD, the only possible combo of former A list co star with A list significant other that I come up (not that I like or agree with them being A list if this who Enty intended) is Ashton & Demi. Since she starred with both of them at one point, I guess it could go either way which one the fling was with?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's CD.
Diaz with Timberlakd as the guy she runs back to
ReplyDeleteI've seen pictures of CD smoking what looks like a joint years ago. I thought it was well known she liked her weed?
ReplyDeleteCharlize was on arrested development, too. so I'm on board with Cameron.
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron and Johnny Depp?
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying Cameron because eww, and also she's been a well-documented super stoner for a while now.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Cameron or Charlize sadly. I want to lean more towards Charlize actually but don't know if she would be smoking weed since she has an infant around.
ReplyDeleteWhat a+ list actor loves strip clubs? That seems to be a large hint.
What about Kate Winslet or Renee Zellweger as possibilities?
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying this as Cameron Diaz. The pot smoking reference (EVERYONE knows Jenn Aniston and CD are major stoners) and the A-list co-star and significant other from the last sentence do not match with CD.
Does Cameron keep running back to ARod or Justin Timberlake?
ReplyDeleteIf it's CDiaz and ARod, the former A lister could be Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteNever mind - that wasn't a week long fling.
ReplyDeleteDidn't A-Rod date Kate Hudson after he and Hudson broke up? I could see this being about Cameron Diaz easily with those two being the last sentence.
ReplyDeleteI thought Cameron Diaz too. Which should tell you it's probably not her, since I suck at these.
ReplyDeleteThe only person I could think of while reading this is Sandra Bullock.
ReplyDeleteI missed all the FFF drama with B. Profane. Is B. gone from the site now? Is there a recap of it somewhere? I don't have time to parse through the comments plus it looks like B. deleted all of his.
ReplyDeletei read once that cameron diaz was still hooking up with jared leto and he dated scarlett johanson, who might be the one who kept comparing, actually they look similar. then she was in a film with kate winslet -and jude law, it can easily be her then partner sam mendes, the director.
ReplyDeleteso we have
cameron diaz
jared leto
scarlett johansson
sam mendes
kate winset
Ms.cool- it was just drama. I was reading as it happened but found it complicated and not worth it. I enjoyed B profane's commentary before but now am confused. Someone said they found out who B was and are not surprised by his work that afternoon.
ReplyDeleteME! Ooops just outed myself LOL
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like someone who has never done a topless scene so it's not Kate Winslet or Charlize.
ReplyDeleteThis read like Cameron Diaz to me.
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock
ReplyDelete@smashbash - thank you! Glad I don't have to dredge through those posts.
ReplyDelete@nunaurbiz - why weren't you surprised given what you found out about B?
I don't think it was necessarily that the person co-stared with someone 2 years ago - it just says "former co-star," so it could be ANYONE, really. It was just the affair that happened "about two years ago."
ReplyDeleteARod is an A list celeb that loves strip clubs. Not A list actor, just as the blind reads. Lopez was in the pregnancy movie with her. Diddy WAS JLo's toy for awhile.
ReplyDeleteNunaurbiz- I am confused by the ME! Oops I just outed myself statment.
ReplyDeletei know that B had removed a lot of his comments on his own--is he off the site though?
ReplyDelete@Ms Cool, I was reading along during the FFF mega post, B would delete his postings almost immediately after they were up. He was on the trail of figuring out who as he put it That Person was. I got a little nervous that if he outed Enty the site might go away. It's just too much fun here to have that happen.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Cameron. This would explain why about 2 years ago, she and Drew stopped hanging out and don't seem to be BFF's anymore. No one ever knew why.
ReplyDelete@Del Riser-- i read along the whole time during the FFF mega post as well until the very end when i finally had to go to bed...b finally let it slip who That person actually was? is that what you are saying? if he did--would you mind relaying--i was pretty close myself to figuring
ReplyDelete@Del Riser - I guess I don't want to know who Enty is, either.
ReplyDeleteOoooh what is the drama?! I was having my own drama Friday night so I missed it. Yes I know its horrible, but this is after all a gossip site. So is it OK to gossip about our own? Or is that wrong? Seriously feel free to share if you feel so inclined.
ReplyDeleteSincerely
Nosey Regular
Crilla CD and DB are still besties. I saw some pics of Diaz and Barrymore togehter while Barrymore was trying on wedding dresses.
ReplyDeleteBessanne
ReplyDeleteB never posted who it was, just vague hints. Some of us did figure out who B was talking about. Whether or not That Person is really enty, who knows.
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ReplyDeleteI tried to follow the drama but the comments were flying fast and furious - and then they were gone. It was late....I had too much wine. Some of you seemed to have an idea where BP was going but I did not.
ReplyDeleteI don't care who enty is but if everyone else knew I would want to know too.
B didn't say who it was ever. He was very careful to be vague with his language so that people couldn't just figure it out and have this site taken down. I believe that is why he removed all his comments, he didn't want people to go back and figure it out.
ReplyDeleteThe A+ list celeb Cameron runs back to when he doesn't find anyone in the strip club is Diddy.
ReplyDeleteMikey- everyone does not know. And no more people need to know. I don't know and don't want it put out there. I enjoy this blog even when ghost writers step in for Enty.
ReplyDeletePrincess- you are so right!
ReplyDeleteI've been on this site not quite since the beginning, but for nearly four years (although I took a sabbatical for awhile after Enty accused Fred Astaire of being a child molester on absolutely zero evidence, a post which I believe Enty later deleted).
ReplyDeleteAt any rate, lot of people come and go, and usually the angriest and loudest ones burn out pretty quickly. Plus the ones that insist on posting their opinion multiple times on every thread - they burn out quickly too.
I figured it out w/ help from another reader, but I am doubtful. I stopped playing because I don't really want to know who enty is...unless it were someone like Tom Hanks or something, someone famous whom you wouldn't expect.
ReplyDeleteeveryone--thanks for your responses. i agree--this blog is way to much fun so i too dont want anything to go away!
ReplyDeleteit is fun to play around and get sucked into the rabbit hole every now and then though... :)
comandeered...i thought that "that person" was a hint to who enty really was...not that it was enty himself? or am i mistaken.
ReplyDeletemikey--as you can see, most of us are confused too :)
Bessanne
ReplyDeleteNo, That Person was supposed to actually be enty.
@bessame, I'm talking about Cameron Diaz (CD) and Drew Barrymore (DB). Sorry for the confusion. I have no clue what others are talking about
ReplyDeleteOh so it was outing Enty? Ok yes, I am not on board with that, don't care to know. But I do love a good scandal!
ReplyDeleteI watched the whole debacle but was detoxing on the sofa and could not post from my phone.I was about say we do not want find out who runs this site because that could make the site go away. I think we can all agree we love it too much to say good bye. But I am now curious as to who B Profane is and what the motivation for it all was. It certainly highjacked the posting even though Himmmm also showed up.
ReplyDeleteI have had surgery and am on meds and need to catch up on the last almost 2 weeks of CADN and comments, that is a full time job! The comments are as much or more fun than the gossip. So can anyone recap what went on with a long standing contributor B and what the job he/she does and why it is relevant. Sounds more fun than crying over my pain and drinking a glass of vino after taking Perkoset to try and go to sleep b/c of the pain.
ReplyDeleteThank you my fellow peeps in snark that I adore so much!
Halle Berry
ReplyDeletewho is B Profane?? whats the story with this??
ReplyDeleteSandy Bullock you little slut!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, I don't think it's her but kinda wish it was for her sake.
Er, I think I'm about a week behind on all the drama. I'm with Opie, can anyone enlighten us?
ReplyDeleteFrom what I understand so far, B Profane almost outed Enty but didn't and deleted his comments so no one else would figure it out and has since disappeared from the site. Is that right?
I agree with those who aren't that bothered about knowing who Enty is, but I'm curious to know what happened with B Profane.
sounds like me minus me not being a celebtiry
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz for the win.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn Decker and A Rod. What to expect when your expecting for the movie they were in together.
Puffy for the celeb who like strip clubs but calls cam when he can't find a good enough one.
As far as I know, B didn't out Enty but left some very vague hints that some people were on the trail of. It was much too confusing for me, and it also wasn't worth my time because I don't care that much. What he did say is that Person would be quite in the know of stuff and therefore legit. Also that he was a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteI also enjoyed B's comments, sorry he's gone. He also dropped hints about himself - wasn't he some kind of law agent? Sometimes I got the feeling he was with the CIA lol.
I can see this as being Cam - she is at that mid-life crisis stage, and can no longer get the same parts she did before. The consistency of the pot smoking may just be a red herring, she smoked before but now she's constant 24/7?
IIRC, Cameron did a reading at Drew's wedding; it was the e.e. cummings "i carry your heart" poem that she read in IN HER SHOES. So they are clearly still besties.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the pot reference excludes Cameron. As everyone has pointed out, she's a HUGE stoner. Didn't she say that she used to buy weed from Snoop Dogg when they were in high school together?
B. profane is a pretty regular commenter on the site & hinted that he figured out who Enty is in real life. Left a bunch of (I thought) vague clues and then deleted most of them. Honestly, I didnt think it was that interesting. You all really didnt miss much, trust me. :)
ReplyDeleteI thought Cameron Diaz for this blind.
msgirl:
ReplyDeleteThanks for shedding some light on this.
I enjoyed Profane's comments too, shame he's gone. And yep, I thought he was a lawyer or connected to the law in some way too.
@curlyhairslacker:
ReplyDeleteHa ha! That's good to hear, I love a bit of scandal and hate to think I missed out : )
Himmmm showed up!??! How'd I miss that one?!?! ARRGGHHHH!! I followed so closely (it was my birthday weekend, I got to do whatever I wanted, don't judge), but I missed Himmmm. BUMMER.
ReplyDelete@opie part of "drinking vino after percocet" was hilarious
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ReplyDeleteB Profane stands for Benny Profane, a character from Thomas Pynchon's novel "V.". He's a former soldier who leads a very passive life, deals with proto-beatniks and who faces some apparently bigger enigmas he isn't concerned about. And he's often called in the book a schlemiel (he's half a Jew) and a human yo-yo.
ReplyDeleteThanks Angela! I was wondering what his reference for Pychon was.
ReplyDeleteOh, man! I missed all of this?!! That sucks!
ReplyDeleteOMG. I leave before the BI is posted for a few days and miss a lot. I'll have to check out FFF.
ReplyDeleteI like this is Cameron Diaz, btw, with ARod as the A+ ex. I think the stoner bit might be something to throw us off.
ScarJo
ReplyDeleteEx at the strip club- Sean Penn (may have been too obvious to say actor)
His ex- pick one lol he's been around
Alist significant other- Chris Martin
Alist Costar- GOOP. Iron Man 2 came out about 2 years ago...
I googled 'actress who don't go topless' and she came up. As did CD and Sandra. Everyone else was on TV.
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ReplyDeleteI would like to point out that B Profane originally identified himself as a gay man, then suddenly he was heterosexual, divorced and had children. I have been at the receiving end of not nice comments from him, so I am no fan and take everything he writes with a mountain of salt.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys for the catch up. Sounds like I missed allot. Some of us would love to know who Enty is no matter if he is a janitor at an entertainment law office and listens with a glass pressed to the door!
ReplyDeleteYes a glass of wine and perks, I know, BAD GIRL, but I will live and maybe nap well!
"I would like to point out that B Profane originally identified himself as a gay man, then suddenly he was heterosexual, divorced and had children. I have been at the receiving end of not nice comments from him, so I am no fan and take everything he writes with a mountain of salt."
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing? Why the switch? Did anybody else catch that? What's the deal, huh?
I have a story about Cameron Diaz that is going to sound bitchy but I don't mean it to. I saw her and Jared Leto once many years ago walking down a street in a foreign city. I had never been impressed by Leto's looks on TV or in pictures, but let me say he was striking in real life. In fact, my best friend and I didn't even recognize him at first. We just said to each other, "Wow, that guy is beautiful!" We didn't notice the girl with him except that she seemed really plain and mousy. Later that same day, we saw them again. It was only then that we realized that it was Jared Leto and Cameron Diaz. I had always thought Diaz was so beautiful in photos and movies but in real life, she looked so average, like some random girl working at Walmart.
ReplyDeleteLots of gay men were married and have children before they got the courage to come out or whatever their situation so maybe B is talking about some situation like that, but missing the whole thing I don't know. I do know that I love salt, so mountains of it sound good to me. Meds ramble................ignore me :)
ReplyDeleteBack to the blind - Susan Sarandon FTW!
ReplyDeleteAs already stated B never said who he thought it was. Several people were chasing down the hints he left.
ReplyDeleteI don't want Enty outed, as I said I fear the site would shut down and it's just too much fun having everyone here.
I got into it once with B. because he would not answer a question after jumping all over some folks. He could be an ass but also very interesting comments.
I appreciate all the posters. There is a place here for all of us.
I made the mistake of being curious enough to go back and start at the beginning of this blog! It is really fascinating, the evolution of it all. I just discovered it earlier this year. I need a cold, rainy day, with lots of coffee, THEN I can sit down and really get into it. And a laptop and a snuggie. THAT would be a perfect rainy day.
ReplyDeletePrincess is right. Shitty Diddy is the *gag* A Lister that Cammie keeps running back to.
ReplyDeleteB. Profane deleted his posts but is probably lurking and will be back, possibly using a different name. Can't blame him. This place is addictive.
@Opie Pain sucks. I hope you feel better. :)
ReplyDeleteMST3K always makes me feel better when I'm under the weather. Joel or Mike, I have no preference hehe!
Mike all the way!!! Though there are plenty of Joel eisodes that I love. Manos (OF COURSE) and Pod People come to mind...
DeleteYes!! I had a stressful day at work on saturday so I had a MST3K marathon. I prefer Joel. Feel better Opie!
ReplyDeleteHey, Lisa B, any chance you can post the screen grabs? I missed the whole thing! :(
ReplyDeleteThanks guys for the sympathy, sometimes I feel so alone and in pain but decided to take a "day off" to chill and have been pushing myself too hard since surgery. You guys and some Real Housewives on TV, ANOTHER glass of wine and I am out of pain.
ReplyDeleteYes I would be interested in any screen grabbs or whoever was dissecting things. Just interesting.
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ReplyDeleteI don't want to out him. Like you, I just like going down these rabbit holes. But, fine, whatev.
ReplyDeleteOkay I missed this, too but back in the early days (remember Timmy/Shimmy?)it was a popular belief among regular commenters--and regularly discussed here-- that Enty was the fat kid from The Goonies, who is now an entertainment lawyer. But no one was worried that if that assumption were true, he'd stop publishing. Where did that concern come from? And did this D guy come up with someone new or was it just this old speculation being recycled for new readers?
ReplyDeleteThe long story short, B. Profane posted a lot of clues that could lead to only one person and someone else posted that person's name (later deleted). The individual named is a lawyer in the entertainment business, however several posters pointed out that several things Enty said about himself didn't match this individual.
ReplyDeleteB. Profane deleted all his comments after the name was posted. Apparently it never occurred to him that someone would post the name.
His name was Chunk! Well its Jeff Cohen and I don't think he's fat anymore. I dount he's Ent either.
ReplyDeleteDoubt not donut but you all know that.
ReplyDeleteEnty Outing, a short re-enacting:
ReplyDeleteB.P.: zomg, everyone, I know who Enty is! I can't believe it, it was RIGHT THERE FOR ANYONE TO FIND.
Everyone: zomg, where?!
B.P.: Well, I can't SAY where, then the site would shut down and Enty would disappear forever. But if you think real hard and click your heels and type in [mysterious combination of words, redacted] in [location, also redacted] it's, like, SO OBVIOUS. But you may guess.
User #1: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
B.P.: I can't say. That would be too obvious.
User # 2: Does this person have anything to do with Lindsay Lohan?
B.P.: YES. I have found that by clicking a secret combination of search terms and then comparing them to my personal algorithm of post subjects, I have definitely found that there is a certain connection between Enty and his subjects, usually a 4th degree of separation or less! But I can't be more specific.
Much turmoil ensues as everyone attempts B.P's secret combination
Himmmmmmm: Hi Everyone, I'm here! Not that I'm RDJ or anything, wink nudge!
Everyone: Not now, Ironman.
Users #3,4,5,6-14: I've tried everything and nothing even remotely relevant is coming up.
B.P. That's because you're not doing it right! You have to do it while facing east and whistling the theme to Andy Griffith! BECAUSE HE DIED. THAT IS A CLUE.
Users #15-42: What the fuck are you even talking about?!
A few users: I...think I have something...
B.P: Here, let me give you a hint! It's <...comment deleted....>
There, I had to delete it to remove any traces.
Everyone: That was not helpful.
B.P. Well, it's not like I can leave it up there for people to SEE!
Everyone, eventually: Fuck this. Someone email me. My email address is igiveup@gmail.com.
And that was the Mystery of Enty.
THE END.
LMAO @ Not now Iron Man. That was very funny. Bravo AlexT, you explained it all very well.
ReplyDelete@AlexT: Best. Post. Ever.
ReplyDeleteThat was second only to the Missed Connection as the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, AlexT.
Call me crazy, but I got a feeling B.Profane is Enty. He also talks in riddles, and uses the same tone of voice. He uses words that might be a clue, but might also just be random words. In short: he drives you crazy and makes you paranoid hahaha!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty was bored and decided to stir up some comments?
(B.Profane, if u are reading this, no offence to u, it can even be seen as a compliment xD)
I participated in the hunt, I came up with 2 names that could be Enty. Everything was matching. Only B.Profane said it would be superobvious if you would find the correct name. Mine weren't obvious, so guess I was wrong. I decided not to share; maybe I was wrong/right, and someone's good name is tarnished by being posted on a blog, or Enty is revealed and quits. Both bad things.
But B.Profane is completely gone now? I thought he had just deleted comments?
*takes elaborate bow*
ReplyDeleteThat was second only to the Missed Connection as the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, AlexT.
BProfane is not Enty, tho he was easy to find, he left clues the same way he said Enty did.
ReplyDelete@AlexT: HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteand worst part: everything you just typed is true. It actually describes my hysterical behavior, trying to find Enty, seeing people finding him, getting frustrated and Himmm popping up (of course not saying anything about Enty, he should have!xD. Everyone was going INSANE. And I lost a complete day digging up obscure links, old divorcepapers and manically looking up biographies.. Terrible.
I feel ashame now.
Standing ovation! I had to read that to my bf, even he smiled. Tooooo funny. Not now iron man!
ReplyDeleteAlex, I am medded out but thank you so much! That is what I was looking for, although confused, but you deserve your bow!
ReplyDeleteNot now Ironman, precious!
Oh, I was part of it too, @SYCB. I started becoming an unbeliever somewhat late in the game when I realized that no one else really knew, either.
ReplyDelete@AlexT .....can I kiss you?
ReplyDeleteFuck that. You are getting a big ol slobbery Faery kiss up the side of your face! (watch the tongue ring, it gets snagged sometimes).....So fuckin awesome. Not just awesome sauce with cheese, this is like awesomesauce supersized with a lb. of bacon on top and a side of epic sweetness!
"...not now Ironman"
I almost peed myself and choked at the same time. I can honestly say that hasn't happened to me before...my body is so confused.
Different guest. No one ever posted a name. They posted what his major was in college but not a name. I was reading it the entire time.
ReplyDeleteOh and I guess Cam for the blind. Can't be Charlize, she did (full) nudity and doesn't have any A+ exes. Unless Enty means Ryan Reynolds (think she went out with him for 5 minutes).
ReplyDeleteI am guessing Cam, Justin or Diddy, no idea about the co-star's man.
Question: Why did B. Profane feel the need to seek out who Enty is? I don't mean that in a snarky way, but what was/is his purpose with that? I don't understand the reason for trying to unmask him or her.
ReplyDelete@AlexT - the whole ordeal was almost worth it so we could get that genius summary. You should print that and add it to your resume :-).
ReplyDeleteUnknown- read the synopsis of V by Pynchon. He had a character named Billy Profane that was in a manic search to find V. In the book you never find out who V is. Same with his clues, he leads you right up to it but nothing to add up.
ReplyDeleteAlex T wins everything forever. All hail Alex T!
ReplyDeleteSeriously lady, I think I pee peed in my pantalones
Alex T, take another bow! That summed it up perfectly. if you're ever in Kentucky, drinks on me!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ "fuck this, I give up email me"
Smashbash, oh okay I see, thanks for that! But I still don't get his personal reason for such a quest unless he just wanted to live out a book. To seek it so eagerly, rather than haphazardly, seems like one must have a lot of time on their hands. I don't understand the obsessive fascination for trying to unmask the Ent. JMO
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ReplyDeleteA reader definitely posted a name and their bio. I know the CDaN reader, but I'm not going to say her name because I don't want to stir up trouble.
@smashbash a name was posted, which is what triggered BProfane to delete everything. BP didn't post the name, another poster did and got jumped on. As someone else pointed out there were people who might call that person's place of business. The name was up for at least an hour if not longer. It was there when I went to bed and gone in the morning.
ReplyDelete@unknown, I wondered if had nothing to do with Enty but to get back at the person who was named. The object being to have people call him out as being Enty.
ReplyDeleteAlex T. That was hysterical! Literally wiping tears off my face! Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteDifferent Guest, wow! Thanks for the theory. I truly hope that wasn't the intent. I think the lighthearted comments about Enty not being Enty anymore, or funny guesses on who is Enty is fine & fun, but I think obsessively trying to truly unmask him is so intrusive. It's like a violation of privacy. I'm sure many of us wouldn't want people revealing who we are in our daily lives & posting our information or clues to that info.
ReplyDeleteI don't mean that towards anyone who was playing along to seek & guess, just to those who seem serious in their intent on revealing or finding out who he is, especially those other sites & articles who try to prove the Ent is a liar. I mean who cares. I just don't understand B. Profane's intent based on the comments I've read in this thread.
@unknown I think another poster put it best. People just want to know that Enty is a lawyer and he's not just making this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteI think you and discussed the possibility that Enty might not be a traditional entertainment lawyer, unlike the person who was named. An estate planning or intellectual property attorney hear a great of gossip in the course of their work.
Thanks Different User.
ReplyDeleteAlexT, I forgot to add that I LOVED your break down of the events! I LOL'd at work while reading it.
Sorry, I meant Different Guest!!
ReplyDeleteWow, that was exhausting to read. The final verdict? Life as usual goes on. B. Profane had faded away...
ReplyDelete@AlexT: Brilliant, sir. Take a bow. I was following comments and that was the way it went down...to a "T". wink.
ReplyDeleteI am newish. Who is Himmmmm?
ReplyDeleteI am newish. Who is Himmmmm?
ReplyDeleteI am newish. Who is Himmmmm?
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ReplyDeleteI remember MissPoppy - and what you wrote about him/her is dead on IMO.
DeleteI remember that too and never liked him. All he did was name drop all the important people he had sex with and he was a sexist ass. Not sure when people started liking him.
DeleteOh damn. The one time I actually do something on a weekend, I miss all the fun. :(
ReplyDeleteAlex T. that was awesome!! You totally nailed it! I snorted, completely out loud. And now I realize how stupidly frantic I must have seemed over the weekend!
ReplyDeleteWell played, Ninja, well played.
I did not realize that night that we were following a Pynchon storyline. That's an interesting take.
ReplyDeleteI don't recall B. Profane EVER identifying himself as gay. Everything I remember, he was a straight, divorced male who fought for custody of his children and felt California divorce/custody law was unfair to fathers. Working with that case gave him a lot of the legal expertise he quoted a lot. I agree he was frequently unpleasant; I didn't know the literary connection of his name, so I thought B Profane was well-suited for him. However, another commenter, Barton Fink, identifies himself as a gay male. Maybe their names are similar enough to confuse the memory? (Although Barton has never butted heads with other commenters like B Profane did.)
My X hub worked on a product that companies use to track the productivity of employees and can "spy" on your screenshots and anything else you are doing on your computer like if you have CADN up and not "working" even for how many minutes so that is what I assumed B was talking about some sort of product like that. But ya I remember that.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to know about Himmmm (4 m's), google it, though to be RDJ thus the ironman comment in all this cracks me up so bad. Was it stay out of it Ironman? Oh so funny. We all love it when Himmm shows up with inside obscure often off topic information and causes a shitstorm, but great stuff and most all love his posts, me included. He often talks about his new bundle of joy and his wife and his business obligations that take him away from us for long periods of time as we all know it can become addicting to read all our comments here, but so enlightening.
Silly me - I thought the user name "B. Profane" was simply a cleverly disguised command to "be profane" as in "be vulgar, or common". Must expand my reading list...
ReplyDeleteAlso, the former MidwestSurfer said she was banned years ago after wondering if a certain person was Enty, so it is possible B Profane has been absent not by choice as well. Just a possibility.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people believe B Profane has any access to insider knowledge? Im not saying that as a criticism...I truly wonder. The post I am referring to--B refers to a complicated system he works on in the day to day and then, when the poster inadvertently angered him, he angrily yet offhandedly listed the also complicated steps HE could take, remotely, to ruin her life and then threatened us to not make him mad, he was trying to be nice here, he assured us. He sounded like an unstable, abusive parent towards us, his wayward, feeble minded children. He is often condescending. I have no doubt he is highly intelligent (or she, I am very skeptical of online and anonymous identities) but I do not believe he is anything but very clever, quick tempered, arrogant and manipulative. He surely has a good side. I haven't seen it. I do not see ANY reason to think he wasn't screwing around with people or that he has any authority. I think he is jockeying for HIMMM attention and laughs at all of this. Anyway. I could be wrong, of course. I just don't get his sudden authority on this site.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Most of his b.s. sounded like angry posturing to me. He enjoyed talking down to people a little too much for my liking, so I eventually just ignored him. Not interested in what he has to say.
DeleteWell done Alex T! Excellent recap. Mr.Hub had to remove the phone from my grip after spending hours glued to the site trying to figure it out the mystery. And, really, it all boiled down to what's in Alex's summary.
ReplyDelete@heidi--omg, maybe AT can tackle this one next?
Figure out the mystery--sorry, lingering effects from too much cdan fun!
ReplyDeleteB. Profane is, was and always has been a shit stirrer. I just find it laughable how rabid some commenters got.
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ReplyDeleteI am sorry but I have to disagree. The name that was posted was not the right person. B had been deleting some comments before the end of Friday. More of them Saturday and by Sunday he had removed them all.
Brandon was in the chat room toward the later half maybe if he can chim in.
But it is irritating now and I realize why B deleted everything. The few smart ones figured it out and the rest are not ment to.
Or Jax. She seems to know.
I'll tackle Himmmmm another day. I can't reheat the humor souffle on the same post.
ReplyDeleteThank you
ReplyDeleteAlexT - Your summary is totally bril. I'm trying to stifle my laughter so I don't wake up the baby.
ReplyDeleteOh right. The blind: I got a Cameron Diaz vibe from this. Just watched Bad Teacher on Sunday. It was cute.
"Not now Ironman."
ReplyDeleteAlex T, that was brilliant. I missed whatever this whole thing was, I've missed a lot on this site for most of the month of August, but that synopsis was genius. Take another bow and that sentence needs to be the motto of this website. :)
@misspoppypants...word.
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I found who B Profane was pointing everyone to (fairly quickly...I think it was kind of like those pictures that look like random lines but have a picture within-- you either see the image immediately or you just don't because the more you try to see it the harder it is...that's not a commentary on anyone's intelligence, like the picture, I think it was luck as much as anything). As I said in the thread I am 99.99999999% certain that the person B.Profane found is not Enty. I think he went back and deleted after figuring out that he was wrong (possibly after a very short email exchange with Enty).
Btw, B.Profane's knowledge of the law was from dating a lawyer once (or so he said).
@Smashbash, I didn't say it was the right name, but it was the name of an identifiable person in the entertainment industry and where they worked. Another poster pointed out that could create serious problems for the person named if people thought he was Enty. Prior to that BP only removed the most unusual clue.
ReplyDeleteB Profane was covering his ass in regard to the person who was named by deleting the clues forgeting that if someone was following by email they would have them all - I would not be surprised if Enty has them all too.
The person's name was somewhere in those comments. If it is still there, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteSomeone else pointed me in the right direction and when I found "enty" I tried to confirm it with B by asking if I had the right undergrad. B asked me to delete that post and confirmed my guess was who B thought enty to be.
It all seems a little silly today.
ReplyDeleteEspecially after reading Alex's recap. omfg .
Lola
Yes, B did say he dated a lawyer.
This is Cameron Diaz. She dated Paul Sculfor for a minute and he was with Jen Anniston ...
ReplyDeleteJen and Cam were in "She's The One with Ed Burns"
She runs to boink ARod -- can ya blame her?
A few years back Enty was in Canada and he and Jax met up for some drinks or something. It's been a while now and my memory sucks, but I remember it being discussed here. It seems like Jax posted about looking behind the curtain and that's how I feel. Oz was more powerful before being exposed, remember? I was curious when I first started reading the site, but not now. I honest to God don't care to know.
ReplyDeleteAlexT, that's some hilarious shit and the best recap evuh.
PoppyPants... thank you.
Somewhere, B.ApainInTheAss, Enty, and Hmmmm are enjoying the hell out of all the hoopla.
Ugh. I'm gone for a week and this giant altercation takes place. Personally I'd love to know who Enty is (so if you know and want to share let me know!) - I still don't know who B is. I remember reading some of his comments but don't really remember him. It's so hard to keep up with the comments here or knowing if you've got a reply. How do you guys do it? I don't want my email blowing up if I follow a post, and I always forget to go back and check the thread for a mention of my name. *shrug* Oh well. Someone mentioned Jeff Cohen - was that who the clues led to?
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ReplyDeleteI missed the whole exchange, but don't people realize if they out Enty that will be the end of this blog?
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone do that and ruin a good thing?
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ReplyDelete"Not now, Ironman. "
I am sick as a dog today.But, I laughed so hard and so long that my husband pronounced me cured, Great read !
I want igiveup@gmail.com as my email addy.
ReplyDeleteFeel better, Agent**it.
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ReplyDeleteThanks goes in circles- I got to the thread maybe 10 minutes after you deleted it at night.
ReplyDeleteAfter trying to find. I don't want to. I hope enty is atleast kind of cute.
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Adding my overly late love for Alex T's brilliance.
ReplyDelete...and right behind yndy to do the same.
ReplyDeleteIt's the worst being so late to he party, but I officially nominate AlexT to recap any post over 150 comments, you are hella funny
ReplyDeleteUgh! Typed a long-assed comment and it disappeared. Going to try to remember it. Sorry it's long.
ReplyDeleteFirst, if anyone remembers the Himmmm controversy, when it all exploded and there was a story about it all in the New York Post (I believe), the NYT reporter said she wanted to verify Enty's claim and asked for proof. She said in her article he sent her a copy of his Ca. Bar membership card but asked to remain anonymous. The reporter verified his bar membership, so not sure why that's an issue.
Second, all I remember about B.Profane is that fairly recently he/she began to show up and bash this site, claiming Enty was a fraud and all the blinds were lies and made-up. I got sick of it then and kind of visually blocked him/her from then on. They seemed to be normal/one of the gang before that, but it seems like after a short break they came back trying to rip into this blog all the time. Was weird.
I'm on the train of don't care regarding Enty's identity. He made a comment long ago that if, God forbid, he ever passed away, he had left instructions for his blinds to be revealed. Not that I am eagerly awaiting his death, but I have 0 problems no knowing until that very time.
Alex: Bravo for that recap. I wasn't here, but that was hilarious.
Also:
ReplyDeleteWUWT? said...
Also, the former MidwestSurfer said she was banned years ago after wondering if a certain person was Enty, so it is possible B Profane has been absent not by choice as well. Just a possibility.
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From FFF:
Nooo...Really? said...
Mrs: I have been here since timmy/shimmy and have defended the site many times throughout the years. I too want it to stay as I visit daily...BUT PLZ, Plz clue me in. I hardly ever post because I stink at this...message me???!!!
P.S. Back in the timmy days I was MidwestSurfer. Thank your for your consideration :-D 'cause you know you want to share. lol
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Someone is lying because that sure doesn't sound like someone that was banned for outing Enty previously. Just saying...
Princess called it first with the Cameron Diaz guess. Did anyone mention today (Thurs) she turns 40? I enjoyed the FFF Recap from AlexT, too!
ReplyDeletePrincess, the former MidwestSurfer said in that thread that she had been banned from commenting after guessing at Enty's identity. She found a "back door" (her words) to the site and continued to read, but not post. She re-emerged with a new name during the FFF post to explain all of this, identifying herself as the used-to-be MidwestSurfer, now posting as Nooo...Really?
ReplyDeleteI don't know this person, I'm just taking at face value what she said on Friday/Saturday on that post. I don't think anyone's lying.
Drama llama.
ReplyDeleteAll I have to contribute is that I think it's be funny as hell if B Profane was, like, away for a week or something (to explain the non posting) and gets back to find everyone going 'yeah, he was an asshole'.
I mean I get why people are saying that, but it'll still give me a giggle.
Princess, I found her quote from that thread (it's on the third page, comments 400-600):
ReplyDelete"As MidwestSurfer (can't remember if I used a space between the 2 words) I commented on a post. That comment was verbiage including a 1st and last name. My comment was deleted and I was no longer able to get into the CDAN website. I was certain I had been blocked and I guessed it was because my comment hit close to home.
I found a back door and never commented again because I did not want to be found out yet I had to have my CDAN. I won't share that back door, I don't know if it still exists, and if it does I may need it again. :-D
I have held this to myself all these years, number one because I felt foolish of my comment and two, because I had been banned."
It sounds believable enough to me.
And maybe the same thing happened to B Profane after he started this whole thing, too. Just saying it's possible.
Haha, I would love for him/her to come back and realize that we all see that the self-appointed emperor is bare ass naked. If you go back and look, his belligerence, vague clues, threats, claims of insider knowledge and references to sidecar legal knowledge (yah, he dated a lawyer, heard about law for years over breakfast, haha, no lie AND says he has lots of lawyer friends. Still don't want you for counsel, dude...) this all started after Himmm revealed his Natalie Wood info and it went sort of viral. That's when B started, imo, becoming extremely vocal and almost desperate to get that kind of attention too. It stuck out like a sore thumb. I still laugh about his way of 'knowing' the law. Hahaha, Im laughing now! I took a lover and now I'm a lawyer. That's some breakfast.
ReplyDeleteLate to the party, nothing to add on the blind as you all seem to have nailed it.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to extend my thanks to AlexT for a hilariously accurate summary. I missed ALL of the drama (someone said drama llama? That also made me chuckle) over this, but agree that all 150+ comment posts should be summarized by AlexT.
Standing O!
AlexT, I lurked on that thread for several hours and now I wish I had just waited and gotten the recap from you. Best thing I've read all day!
ReplyDeleteI kind of want to switch my handle to "not now Iron Man"....
I will also extend my love for the recap AlexT! See this is why I come here. I love you guys. You totally make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I, glad everyone enjoyed it. I wasn't sure if I'd adequately captured the feeling of irritation when I realized I'd been participating in a 2-day long chain-yank. I even found a name I thought was plausible towards the beginning, but by the end I felt like Jimmy Hoffa could be writing this blog and I couldn't give a rat's ass anymore and i was taking my life back. Glad I wasn't alone!
ReplyDeleteAlex T:
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to be the 500th person to tell you your comment was hilarious - you're a legend, long may you continue posting.
I'm still giggling, Alex T.
ReplyDelete"Not Now Iron Man"!
I'm SUPER late to the party but I also need to give AlexT mad props and extend a handshake for that hilarious recap. You know, after I saw the Heidi guesses early into the blind on Friday, I pretty much went, "Meh, okay" and never went back to follow up on the comments (cause I thought everyone had it). Lesson learned, because I can't believe I missed all the drama (llama) haha.
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ReplyDeleteLoserly said...
This is Cameron Diaz. She dated Paul Sculfor for a minute and he was with Jen Anniston ...
Jen and Cam were in "She's The One with Ed Burns"
She runs to boink ARod -- can ya blame her?
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THIS. I completely agree with Loserly on the people involved.
I 3000th the praise on the Not Now, Ironman. That was brilliant. I still think Himmm is not someone famous...I think he is just a fun figment of someone's imagination. Putting Natasha Wagner's number online blew all the credibility for me, that was so outrageously name-droppy for someone 'in the know' to do. Blew it for me, but it's still very fun. Back to that post, jealous I didn't write it!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn, some of you people are fucking sheltered. One picture of an actress smoking a joint does not a "super stoner" make and if you actually read what the blind says, it refers to her pot habit as known but perviously recreational whereas today, it's a habit.
ReplyDeleteRead people.