Blind Items Revealed
This was the day after a party that someone had attended and their notes on that party.
So when people come out of rehab, aren't they supposed to be sober? This person was so obnoxious and so rude and so obviously wasted out of his mind....
Brandon Davis
This television host was practically yelling, "notice me, oh please notice me." She needs to decide if she wants to be a host or a performer. If she needs that much attention then she needs to go on a reality show...
Paula Abdul
This person's hands are not all that's large anymore. When she sees the photos she is going to go NUTS....
Paris Hilton
This female reality star was so sweet. Don't believe all the stuff you read about her because I don't think most of it is true.
Stacy Keibler
Lol my first reaction was, "PARIS HAS A PENIS!?" but I'm guessing this person means gut.
ReplyDeleteNeed more caffeine bc I do not understand that Paris one.
ReplyDeleteStill can't stand the Keebs. Dump that business, Cloon.
oh good I don't get the Paris one either.
ReplyDeleteAww, I still like Stacy Keibler. She became up from pro wrestling which is such a bizarre business that I have to give her props for it. Plus, I would totally watch a "Time Angels" show.
ReplyDeleteI seriously was on the same page as amber! Paris has balls!! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of with Paris is maybe something about handjobs? I've got the boys in the lab trying to tie in Cocaine as well.
ReplyDeleteParis and Cisco Adler?
ReplyDeleteSometimes junkies' hands swell. That's all I can think of. I don't get it, either.
ReplyDeleteParis's vagina? Lol
ReplyDeleteWhat does the Paris thing mean???
ReplyDeleteEverything I think of is totally gross - nipples, labia lips, hemorrhoids???
Sorry for the gross out, peeps. Go watch the Mad Men clip. That is my act of goodness today.
Not surprised on Stacy, I've known about her from her wrestling days and she was always a doll.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to tell Clooney to find someone else to help him pretend he's straight. She should be on the new DWTS.
In the spirit of "My Girlfriend Has A Girlfriend"...I Need A Reveal On This Reveal...
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming they meant paris has a huge gut or her herpes made her nether region swell.....so why is brandon davis ever talked about. He hasn't done anything humanely worthy of attention like acting singing directing , etc.
ReplyDeleteI just realized that Paris only is photographed at events by her own people now. So she can control which images are put out on the interwebz. Totally makes sense. Now off to find those pictures!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was saying Paris' hands were big...?
ReplyDeleteConfused needing more details.
My understanding regarding Paris: it's known she has large hands, now more of her is large (she's put on weight)
ReplyDeleteWho is Brandon Davis? I googled him but he isn't on Wikipedia which is my go to.
ReplyDeleteI thought it meant PH had got fat.
I'm assuming the Paris thing meant her ass was big - ya know, cause it's hard to see your own ass.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the Paris one either.....hmm.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear Stacy is sweet. I think she is very pretty and always seems to be a genuinely happy person.
I think the Paris comment was about her weight? Which if it is, I feel bad for her because she has dealt with eating disorders.
ReplyDeleteThe Davis Bros. come from a more simpler time in Internet Celebrity Gossip. They were in the gravitational pull of Hilton and Lohan who were part of my Celebrity Gossip Holy Trinity of the mid-2000's along with Britney.
ReplyDeleteI noticed about 6 months after Paris' cocaine arrest, she was looking double her former size. I assumed it was because she was scared straight and gave up the coke. But don't think it lasted long... That blind is still written strangely. I don't know about her hands, but her feet are GIANT.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, just realized the date of the blinds was 5 years ago, before her cocaine arrest.
ReplyDeleteWho the eff knows what that blind means.
Paula Abdul was going to sing at Paris' birthday in 2007. Brandon Davis started throwing flowers at Paula and yelling at her in gibberish. There is a picture on feb 27 2007 in a not flattering pink dress that makes her look prego at the angle they took the picture.
ReplyDeleteSorry to clarify. There is a photo of Paris in a pink dress. No clue what George Clooney's lady friend has to do with it.
ReplyDeleteAgree, Paris' feet are huge! Never noticed her hands.
ReplyDeleteAgree, Paris' feet are huge! Never noticed her hands.
ReplyDeleteAgree, Paris' feet are huge! Never noticed her hands.
ReplyDeleteOk, I swear before it said her hands were "not all that large". Thus my confusion.
ReplyDeleteParis is a tall girl with big hands and big feet. Big nose too.
ReplyDeleteRealistically, she's not all that pretty (compare her to the similarly tall Taylor Swift, Nicole Kidman, Liv Tyler, etc.)
I dunno, I've seen people comment on Paris's disproportinate extremeties before. It's usually a knock about how people write her as a model and raving beauty, but she's really actually kind of plain jane, except for her wealth.
Knew that Stacy was a sweetheart. Had a few dealings with her back in the day and she was always respectful and treated everyone from the crew in the truck to the guys at the top the same.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the list of people who don't understand the Paris blind.
ReplyDeleteAll I notice about Hilton is her feet look like an accordion and her knees are hideous.
ReplyDeletegoheels, I too thought it meant she had a huge punanny. After all, we never found out what the LA sheriff meant when he said she was having serious medical issues and was on the verge of death from some disease or physical disorder.
ReplyDeleteI took it to mean she has a huge hoo-ha. lol Good to know I'm not the only one!
ReplyDeleteI never thought Paris was pretty and she has what I call dead eyes.
I think the Paris hands blind is from when she was photographed smoking a bowl -her hands were positioned like she thought you couldn't see what she was doing but . . . Her hands weren't big enough to cover it up. I remember those pictures.
ReplyDeleteHere is some commentary from a post I found out about that party:
ReplyDeleteAround 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ˜Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.
"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, ˜Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.
Davis then decided to go after Courtney Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, ˜I want to squirt on you.'
He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."
It didn't stop there. "He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table," says a source. "Paris was crying to her mother, ˜This is not my fault!'"
@ReesesPeace: The reasons Paris's eyes look "dead" are a) she has a lazy left eye; and b) she wears blue contacts. She's naturally brown-haired & brown-eyed.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebitchy.com/2695/the_reason_for_paris_lazy_eye_revealed/
Although many came close in 2007 , nobody guessed all four. "Dominique" came close .
ReplyDeleteBrandon Davis is one of these rich inheritance kids, right? He seems so disgusting. I thought old money was supposed to have class.
ReplyDelete@Jamie2...I know she has a lazy eye and I don't think that's why she has dead eyes. I have an autistic niece with a lazy eye: she doesn't have the dead eyes. Also, a good friend has a lazy eye: no dead eyes there, either. Could be the drugs, I dunno. I think she's just not that bright and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone but herself. I won't say she's a sociopath, but something is not right about Paris.
ReplyDelete@g.strathmore: He's not by any definition "old money." His grandfather made the money in the 020th century. Google "Marvin Davis."
ReplyDeleteMarvin and his wife at one point owned the largest private house in LA, and were the inspiration for the TV series Dynasty. The Carringtons are not exactly old money - more like Beverly Hills Hillbillies.
Brandon is just a rich tool with absolutely no manners.
Not that I like the term "old money." For years (more so up to 1960) it was synonymous with a cronyism system that excluded anyone who was not white and Episcopal.
Count me in with all those thinking this means Paris has a big ol' nonni3. Any time I make a, "her nonnie must be as big as a mayonnaise jar" joke, my husband quotes some line from Predator...something about yelling into a vagina and it echoing. For the life of me, I can't remember the line now.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, splint on my right hand! It keeps hitting the zero button without my noticing it. I meant 20th century.
ReplyDelete@ReesesPeace: I didn't mean to offend anyone with a lazy eye; I should have thought before I typed. Apologies.
I think it's probably a combination of the weird poses she adopts to hide the lazy eye and the fact that she's wearing colored contacts that make her look odd.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2004/09/05/teenage-paris-hilton/
Full disclosure: Although I have gorgeous green eyes (the only thing I can boast about), when they introduced colored lenses in the 80s, I rushed out to buy lenses that would make my eyes look really blue. After four days of making a total show of myself, my hubby pulled me aside and said, don't withhold sex forever, but you look like a space alien in those things.
And this is the guy who never commented on my 80s hair styles!
@Ingrid Superstar
ReplyDeleteI might watch "Time Angels", but I'd kill to see "Yo", starring Sam.
Jamie, no offense taken!
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous you have green eyes! I have blue eyes that sometimes look green, but I'd love to have real green eyes. Colored contacts are weird, although I do like the cat eyes. I'd get those if I could wear contacts, but I never could adjust to them.
Paris is not THAT tall, maybe 5'7" or 5'8", and she wears a size 11 shoe. That is some big feet. But everyone knows about her clown feet. This had to be about something else.
ReplyDelete1. Brandon who?
ReplyDelete2. Paula who cares!
3. Paris has huge feet and my guess is her uh private area which isn't really private is huge also. Those things can get stretched out and they don't snap back.
4. Stacy is a rare woman in that she is very sexy yet looks and acts like the girl next door.
I am 5'10" with size 11 feet. They look pretty proportionate on me but I'm probably 1.5 Parises. I also have tiny hands and tiny toes. Everytime I go for a mani/pedi they comment on my small nails. They match my 11 year old cousin's in size.
ReplyDeleteI also have the dead-eye syndrome w a dash of sanpaku. I had to teach myself to crinkle my eyes when I smile so I don't look deranged.
I am painting a really attractive picture, aren't I? Haha
@Jamie2, I don't really like the term "old money" either, but I feel like sometimes people from old money families (versus the newly rich) are shamed out of making a spectacle of themselves in public. Brandon Davis seems like he needs a serious shaming session from his grandparents, a you-have-completely-ruined-the-reputation-of-our-entire-family kind of talks.
ReplyDeleteHis brother is worse.
DeleteStacey Keibler took some amazing notes that night.
ReplyDelete@Bumblelion
ReplyDeleteFunny!
I have wondered this for ages:
ReplyDeleteWhy does Paris always wear pumps or ballet flats? I mean, even at the beach?? I have never seen her in sandals, flip flops or strappy wedges. No strappy wedges? C'mon
The things that keep me up at night. . .
What are strappy wedges?
ReplyDelete@g. strathmore
ReplyDeleteOnly my favorite style shoes, lady! :)
I suck at walking in heels, but I can wear wedges to get the height. Most of the ones I own have a 70's flair. I can post a Zappos link to demonstrate, but I fear I won't be back for 4 hours because I'll get sucked into strappy wedge shopping :)
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ReplyDelete@g.strathmore:
ReplyDeleteHe has competition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Davis_(actor)
The 3G Davises are all rich and prone to be fat, greasy, and total tools.
So nice, I said it twice :)
ReplyDelete@g.strathmore:
ReplyDeleteHe has competition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Davis_(actor)
The 3G Davises are all rich and prone to be fat, greasy, and total tools.
Okay. Now I know why people double post. Sorry! Accident.
ReplyDeleteI would never have bought Paris' book, and I never would, and I never have, but I quote:
ReplyDelete"Okay I admit it--I desperately hate one thing about my body: I have size 11 feet. I can't believe people care what shoe size I wear! I mean, I'm not a gut, so it doesn't mean anything! Yeah, it sucks. But really, I don't even care anymore. It sucks bc in stores I see all these supercute shoes like Guccis, YSLs, and Manolos. And when they're brought out in my size, they look like clown shoes on me! I can't wear flats bc my feet ate so long. At least high heels shrink how long my feet look. But forget about ever seeing me in ballet slippers or tennis shoes: I'd look like I was wearing canoes!"
@djphob
ReplyDeleteBusted! Paris fangirl!
Thanks for the explanation :)
@Sunny, I might have to try strappy wedges myself. I can't wear heels either. If I go out in heels, after about two hours, my husband has to carry me. Although he thinks heels are sexy, after the 5th time of having to carry me home on his shoulders, he no longer complains when I wear flats.
ReplyDelete@Jamie 2, Brandon AND Jason have been to rehab?!?
@g. stratmore
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I used to always keep a pair of Reef sandals in my purse at weddings and slip into them once folks got too tipsy to notice.
I swear by these shoes. They're not even true wedges, but very comfortable
http://www.endless.com/Luxury-Rebel-Womens-Platform-Sandal/dp/B0065EH7VA/191-3887666-7907605?ie=UTF8&suppressRedirect=1
Sunny, can we please go shopping together! I LOVE these shoes!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shoe fetish!
Considering the story in which Paris allegedly smuggles cocaine to someplace or another by putting it in a cigarette pack which is then stuffed up her hoo-hoo, it's entirely possible she has a snatch like the Grand Canyon...but for the sake of the blind, the answer is probably "feet."
ReplyDeleteIs Brandon the one from Celebrity Rehab? He and his brother come off as slimey douchebags. Sadly, I think they would act this way, sober or not.
ReplyDelete@Puggle Lovah, I just remember some video of him and Paris several years ago before Lilo went down hill saying that she (Lilo) was poor because she "only" had $8 million. Then he made fun of her for having red pubic hair. Major creep.
ReplyDelete@Sunny, I can't believe you sent me the link. Now I'm going to HAVE to spend money. They look so cute.
I used to love in these wedge/espadrilles from J. Crew. But my friends were taller than. I tower now in flats! Now my favs are some flat gladiators from Target. I also used to make more money... Lol
ReplyDelete@sunny shhhh! I never would and I never have and I never will! I got that quote from...a friend! Bc I stole her book to burn it! Definitely, definitely not mine.
I cannot type tonight! Live* then**
DeleteSunny, Reefs are my favorite flip flops! I love those wedges, I just spent about 45 minutes perusing shoes on that site. I went on a shopping spree today, but didn't buy shoes. That might change very soon! ;)
ReplyDeleteRobin, I remember that story. How disgusting is that, a cig pack in your hoo ha? owwwww.
Omg! I love wedges! Unfortunately, I have vertigo more often than not and can't wear anything with a heel. I am soooo jealous of you guys! Fortunately, I'm tall @ 5'9"...size 8-8.5. They never have the cool styles in my size, 8 must be common. :/ lol
ReplyDeleteBuy the shooooooes
ReplyDeleteBuy the shoooooooooes
They truly are comfortable, and I'm picky about these days
@djphob
I have 3 pairs of Target sandals (same style. Different colors). Ain't no shame! (In fact, I posted the link here before because I am the crazy linker. Sorry, or you're welcome)
@curly
Reefs rule. Even more than Havianas (Don't hate me Brazilian friends)
Dia
I only shop online because my kids get two rowdy at malls. But I will always link you, baby
@Reeses
Vertigo? Bummer!
Sunny, Paris wears strappy sandals sometimes. Google images if you dare. Her toes are as long as my fingers, and have blisters on them....NASTY.
ReplyDeleteIf you are 5'10" with size 11 feet, that is in proportion with your body!!! I always laugh when someone comments on a model's feet being big. Duh, she's 6ft tall! She'd look ridiculous with size 7 feet!
Hey, I'll ask again tomorrow but I have a few questions if anyone is a practicing Catholic. Having some family issues I would really like some input on.
ReplyDeleteFor flip flops try Chacos.. I switched to them from Reefs. They have more of an arch . I have about 5 pairs (I live at the beach).
ReplyDeleteI also like Target shoes,usually sandals. I have a pair of metallic flat sandals I always get tons of compliments on. $12 baby!!!!!!!!!!
I am 5'9" and wear size 10. I hate it too that while my feet are proportionate to my body size, the actual look of the shoe changes from a sample size ??6.5 to my size.. When they stretch it out to fit the larger sizes it just doesnt look the same.
chaco flips..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.chacos.com/US/en-US/Product.mvc.aspx/15601W/0/Womens/Flip-EcoTread?dimensions=0
Sorry you will have to cut and paste. Not cheap (reefs arent either) but I wear mine day in and out and I have foot issues
djphob - 8 years of nuns..they still live (pleasantly) in my heart.
ReplyDelete@ParisSucks
ReplyDeleteYour warning unnerved me - I'll take your word on the strappy sandals
@Lulu
Thanks for the links. I live in flip flops too (San Diego)
Now I want Chacos and Cheetos. I am so easily led astray.
ReplyDeleteDjphob- product of an Irish Catholic family on one side, and a Mexican Catholic family on the other, ask away! And can't believe I missed the shoe discussion yesterday! Was a a wedding and I wore MY favorite jcrew espadrille wedges!
ReplyDeleteParis *does* have a huge punanny, but it's on the inside (like
ReplyDeletestrap-a-board-on-your-ass-so-you-don't-fall-in huge). I think the blind meant that she looked overweight.
Paris *does* have a huge punanny, but it's on the inside (like
ReplyDeletestrap-a-board-on-your-ass-so-you-don't-fall-in huge). I think the blind meant that she looked overweight.
*Sigh* Another day of youse guys talking about shoes! ;( lolol I'm so jealous!
ReplyDelete@Lulu G: I think you're right about the shoes not looking right for the bigger sizes; my bestie and I would both try on cute/cool shoes together. They always looked better on her little size 5.5 feets. (Typo stays.)
I have also learned a new slang term: punanny. I wonder if I can play it in Scrabble?!
@ReesesPeace
ReplyDeleteI've tried to play *pooter* in Words With Friends. No dice
I apologize if those words offend anyone!
ReplyDeleteI tihnk the clue with Paris is the "NUTS" comment. As in the Magazine. I think this is meant to confirm that Paris got a boob job.
ReplyDelete"Paris *does* have a huge punanny, but it's on the inside (like
ReplyDeletestrap-a-board-on-your-ass-so-you-don't-fall-in huge)."
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but...how or why do we know this? :-)
Paris gets what she deserves IF the story of her using her privates for a toke bag are true.
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