Tomorrow on MTV, Taylor Lautner will be on MTV to introduce some Twilight clip that no one will even watch because all they will care about is seeing who Taylor is bringing with him. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to make their first joint televised appearance together with Taylor and will answer questions from viewers on mtv.com for hours and hours. Most of the questions won't actually be questions, but will be things like, "OMG, OMG, I can't believe the two of you are in the same room. What color is the room? Are you going to explode because you are so close? I am. I can't believe you are even reading my question. I am going to run out and tattoo this to my body right under my Edward and Bella forever tattoo. OMG, I want to know so much, like what was Bella's carry on item at the beginning fo the first book and did this have any significance to the entire series of books and movies and OMG OMG, I am shaking. I am totally taking a photo of you reading my question and my friends are literallydying. One just passed out and wants Taylor to take off his shirt. OMG OMG."
So, if you have three hours tomorrow night, you might want to tune into mtv and mtv.com and watch the excitement.
I have a 15 yr old daughter and OMG, Enty must be a fly on my wall.
ReplyDeleteSadly, this probably isn't even an exaggeration.
ReplyDelete"So, if you have three hours tomorrow night, you might want to tune into mtv and mtv.com and watch the excitement"
ReplyDeleteOr not.
This relationship has been an obvious PR ploy since day one. I seriously laugh that people think they're anything more than friends.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. They look like two buddies just hanging out whenever they're photographed together
Deletegoing right ot, reporting in some Sandy news. I have a guest arriving anytime from Long Island, she has had no power since Sunday, and they dont expect her to have any for a week or more! No hot food or shower since then Her hubby is NYPD, says city is devasted, and he is not given to overstating things. People in upstate NY lost 4 trees, a shed and no electric anytime soon. I in RI, we really lucked out away from shore, never lost juice. My sis in upstate NJ, no power and prob be at least a week before they get it back. Coast literally redrawn by mother nature. Hope everyone is safe and coping well. Give us somem of your coping skills- games u play, how u boil water for baths- and I will pass them on!
ReplyDeleteauntliddy, glad you are OK. Baby wipes are great for cleaning, & don't forget dry shampoo (the powder stuff) that way if they can't boil water they can still feel clean. Also, if you go to Mountain Designs or other places like that where you buy trekking gear, you can buy microfiber towels, iodine tablets for purifying water & other stuff. Good luck everybody, please keep us informed.
Delete@Aunt Kiddy-I'm in RI, too! Holla!!
DeleteEr, Liddy! Dumb auto correct.
DeleteWow, I thought this said:
ReplyDelete"So, if you have three hours tomorrow night, you might want to tune into mtv and mtv.com and watch the excrement."
Hey Aunt Liddy, glad you are able to provide for a friend. I got really lucky here in midtown (near the crane) and we're all totally fine.
ReplyDeleteLynette -- seriously?!?!? The girls really go that nuts over this stuff? I also thought that was an exaggeration. (?)
That relationship is total publicity crap. Poor Taylor - can't be gay in peace.
*yawn* (at Twilight story)
ReplyDelete@auntliddy - I would suggest what some people call "French baths" - using water and a washcloth on those more "smelly" areas. If they have a grill, could boil water on that and let it cool for the bath - they're going to have to give up having a proper bath for the time being. Without power, I just read a lot. Or play cards. Best wishes to your sister!
Ugh. When will this twihard crap end?
ReplyDeleteCan she even form complete sentences?
ReplyDeleteI think they started out as real, but that ended & now they are just buddies...I think the cheating was a PR stunt...honestly just done with both of them...they both say 1 thing & do another...just done with Twilight...
ReplyDeleteI would say that he can do better than this smug, self absorbed, unhappy little girl... but then I realized that he too is a smug, self absorbed, unhappy little girl.
ReplyDeleteYes, the girls do go nuts over this stuff. My 11 year old boy always tells me what the girls are into so he can make it a point to avoid it. His motto is: If the girls like it, it sucks.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteMy teenage daughter and my grown ass sister are dragging me to the premiere. I will say it'll be some good people watching time!
ReplyDeleteYou know the questions that get to the stars will be "edited for content," i.e., no cheating questions.
ReplyDeleteKristen looks pretty nice in that photo. She must have used a stylist for once.
ReplyDeleteIf Taylor wants headlines again he should just come out. It didn't hurt Zachery Quinto or Matt Bomer. Oh wait. They can act.....
ReplyDeleteGo to tumblr and you'll see that Enty absolutely nailed this! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad we're in the final stretch of this whole Twilight thing.
ReplyDeletePlease just go away, KStew and RPatz.
Only the really naive people believe that Rob and Kristin are actually real couple. The wiser person knows that this is all PR-just like the rekindled fauxmance of Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana. Both of these "romances" will end once thier perspective films are released on DVD.
ReplyDeleteYou'll miss "Twilight" soon enough when the Hollywood gossips return to 24/7 coverage of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Bethenny Frankel, the imploding teen moms and the casts of "Real Beyotch Housewives" of wherever. You'll all be begging Ashley Green to go to the Ivy for lunch and shop on Rodeo Drive just to see a photo other than Amanda Byrne's police mugshot.
ReplyDeleteDead sure I won't, Anna ...
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