When you can paint five naked models and shape them into what looks like one model riding a motorcycle, you get the top spot.
Adrien Brody filming his new movie.
Ben Affleck and Seraphina show off their sunglasses.
Bobbi Kristina and her brother lover. Where does he keep his guns?
Anne Hathaway looking like she is set to star as Pip in Great Expectations.
If Jennifer Lopez was Nicole Kidman she would be photographed holding a pregnancy test.
The lovely Jane Seymour.
Hi Britney. Welcome to Justin's wedding.
Kellan Lutz feeds the ducks before going hat shopping.
"Well, we call it his Knight stick."
Kristen Stewart in Japan. She has been smiling a lot the past few days. Probably gas.
lol at britney peeking at jt's wedding pics!
ReplyDeleteIs that Sofia Vergara with Adrien Brody in that pic?
ReplyDeleteNot cool kneepads.
ReplyDeleteI can't get over the model/motorcycle pic!!! Does anyone know the genius artist? It's brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAll I can think about is how tiring it probably was holding that pose forever. And how awkward having her hooha on my leg would be. Ahem.
DeleteHere's a link to DM with all the pics and the how to video
DeleteI've been trying to evaluate the worst position, I'm going to say whoever did the middle/fender. I hope no one ate hummus with lunch, either.
DeleteKStewart has been smiling alot lately because:
ReplyDeleteA) her PR people have beaten her over the head with the "you need to smile more so people will stop calling you an ungrateful bitch.
B) Her Twilight fakery is almost over.
J. Biels boobs look low and smooshed. I would want my suckers defying gravity and riding high.
ReplyDeleteThat motorcycle/model pic is fantabulous.
Anyone know what the Jlo/Nicole Kidman/pregnancy test comment is about?
ReplyDeleteAnne H. appears to be wearing my old Gap jeans from 1993.
ReplyDeleteSo happy when Twilight is over and hopefully smelly Kristen Stewart will retire to a fancy castle somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI would have thought JLO was the bigger famewhore but what do I know?
The motorcycle picture is crazy blow up!
ReplyDeleteI am glad J Biels hair looked nice! :)
off topic - this is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOS ANGELES — An attorney for Tom Cruise said he filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit Wednesday against the publishers of Life & Style magazine for articles that said the actor has abandoned his 6-year-old daughter, Suri.
That motorcycle pic is so cool! Yeah, what's up with the Nicole and JLo reference? That cover of Kneepads is awful in so many ways!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see that same pic but with the models without makeup. I can't make out which limbs belong to which model...
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't know better I'd think Justin was the bride. Talk about upstaging the real bride. First with the singing the song to her at their wedding. I'm sure most people find that sweet but I just feel like he's making it more about him. And now with this People cover. I mean come on, how much more "look at me" can you get? lol I mean she's literally "taking a seat" to him and he's jumping in the air!
ReplyDeleteI font think she cares. Prob y they a good match
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DeleteI think the Nicole/JLo comment refers to the fact that Nicole may pick up a pregnancy test to get people to talk about her and that she may be pregnant. Give her some extra press. And it's shocking that JLo isn't doing it here.
ReplyDeleteThat is the cutest photo of Ben A and Seraphina. Ben is looking pretty delicious there.
ReplyDeleteI think it's kind of slack that the world keeps giving Bobby K and her fiance Nick crap about being her brother. Yes, they might have grown up together but bottom line is they are not brother and sister and sheesh leave the poor girl alone...her mother died!
And anyone notice JLo's coat? It looks like it's got shopping bags attached to it. How resourceful yet still stylish. I need to get me one of those!
Hey Smash. Do you have a Grandpa update? Still thinking about you and your family!
ReplyDeleteAlso wondering about grandpa d. :)
DeleteHe is doing better thank you for asking. He actually had a TIA which is a pre- stroke. So they kept him for 48 hours to make sure he didn't have a full on stroke. He is ready to leave the hospital but they want to keep him tonight again.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear grandpa David is doing better :)
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ReplyDeleteRe. The Timberlake/Biel wedding photo - a picture DOES say 1000 words.
ReplyDeleteI thought Nicole looked pg when she wore that white column dress with the blue sequins or whatever recently.
ReplyDeleteOh and he is diabetic but eats whatever he wants. So his blood sugar is sky high. But nothing was wrong with his heart. He will have a cardiogram just to make sure, later this week. He is only 70 and already showing signs of Alzheimer's.
ReplyDeleteAnyone, if you feel your hearing is less than perfect please go get it tested and don't feel ashamed to have a small hearing aid. Something like 50% of people who go deaf in both ears are more likely to get Alzheimer's. Pre screening and early detection are very important.
Glad he's doing better Smash
DeleteThanks Smash! I had no idea!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad Gpa D is doing better! Someone is needing a Sugar Intervention when he gets home. Will anyone raid his kitchen and throw away all the problematic stuff?
Dia- as you said yesterday he is feisty. No one will come in between him and his candy. I think I should make him a goodie basket every week and overnight it to them. Filled with paleo baked treats that will be good for him and delicious.
DeleteWell if he doesn't want them, then I'll take them.
DeleteThanks for the confirmation on the feisty! I never sure if I'm talking to the right person. Ha!
What surprises me most about the timberlake/biel wedding is that her dress wasn't BEIGE.
ReplyDelete@discoflux - but it was pink...
ReplyDeleteThat is a ridiculous cover on People, LOL. Really?
I wonder how long those models had to stay scrunched up like that. Great pic, though!
I think it's pretty amazing that KStew is smiling. She actually looks good and she should have tried that long ago!
ReplyDeleteSmash: Is he diagnosed with Alzheimers or is he suffering dimentia? My MIL was finally diagnosed last year and it's getting difficult. Hope you have loads of support. At least we care here!
Thank you sherry. I don't think he has an dementia and no history in the family of that or Alzheimer's. He has been a life long alcoholic and used to smoke like a chimney. So it is a miracle or science that he is actually pretty healthy.
DeleteExactly how naked were those naked models? I mean, ewwww.....
ReplyDeleteThat dress is hideous.
ReplyDeleteKristen is rocking Louis Vuitton, love it!!
ReplyDeleteThank you ladies for mentioning my grandpa today. That means so much to me even to have the support of Internet friends :) it's hard to meet new people! And you guys and gals are a terrific bunch.
ReplyDeleteI love ya Smashie! Any time!!!
Delete@Turkish - I have to assume they were pretty naked.
ReplyDeleteKristen actually looks cute when she smiles.
Smash - what is the connection between the deafness and Alzheimer's? My great grandmother had both.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear your grandpa is doing better Smash!
ReplyDeleteBack to the snark ... Is Justin Timberlake wearing Mary Janes??? How ... odd.
glad your gramps is doing better! they feisty ones sometimes make you roll your eyes cuz they just do stuff that is just soo bad, but at least they're living life on their terms and seemingly enjoying it. *shrugs* My mom and step-dad enjoy too many sweets and cocktails for their diabetes and heart conditions, but what can ya do?
ReplyDeleteYeah, somebody's PR rep is chewing out Kneepads about the cover. JT and JB and BS. Interesting.
ReplyDelete@MBk
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw 46 comments, I assumed they would all be about Anne H's jeans. You're the only one?? People be slippin
And mine were L.E.I. Hate the game, not the player
@Sarah
Ha ha about the hummus. Throw some dried apricots in there and it's a party
smashbash--good to hear your Grandpa's doing better! If he's a feisty old guy, at least he'll have a better time no matter how long he hangs in there, and in my experience, it's the feisty ones who stick around the longest. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhoever chose to put that pic of Brit Brit on the cover should be promoted. The ultimate shade, perfectly thrown. I'm sure his publicist is going apes**t!
ReplyDeleteLainey mentioned that he serenaded her as she walked down the isle, making sure that even in her one moment, all eyes were on him.
THAT DRESS! She looked like the homely fairy in a Cherry Garcia nightmare. Did he pick that?! If so, I'm starting the Free Jessica petition.
Oh and that video on top of it all, god save the nouveau riche.
Jazzy, you may be y ne bet friend! All the good jokes, Ay you!
ReplyDeleteWe snarked about this on the Book earlier today, but I live the Brit corner shot, and hate JTs sassy jump pose....
And Smash,thanks for the update! And count me in who is interested n what ever else you find out.
Kloie- the correlation is lossing the sounds of the words. Then you forget to say them. Once you forget a tone or certain sounds you can't get them back. He found that out on Friday and probably was working himself into a fit by Sunday.
ReplyDeleteThank you all for your comments and kind wishes! :)
So a woman's "only moment" is when she is working down the aisle? What about the rest of her life? *shrug* No wonder you got bridezillas. Biel looks beautiful.
ReplyDeleteyou guys, for the CUTEST picture of the week, check out this photo with the kids in the back!
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Awww, made my day :)