Blind Item #2
This stage mom thinks a baby will make for great ratings and a bunch of money so she has her daughter's ovulation cycle in an app and calls her and texts when its go time. Not sure, but she would probably even go and watch if she thought she could get away with it.
Pimp Momma Kris
ReplyDeleteMrs. Kardashian-Jenner?
ReplyDeleteWhich daughter though?
ReplyDeletekris jenner & kim k
ReplyDeleteBetty White and Ben Affleck, of course!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Love it Seachica!
DeleteI would love for us to get an honest to goodness Betty White blind sometime. I can't stand her and would like for her to fall off her pedestal pretty badly.
ReplyDeleteApplause, applause!
DeleteYou can't be serious ButterKwup! Betty White has a face like sunshine and smells like pine trees!
Delete@ButterKwup, I'm pretty sure it's Kimmy. As this point, Kourtney having another baby wouldn't be big news and Khloe seems to have fertility issues (and I'd hate to think that her mother would be that insensitive.)
ReplyDeleteObviously Kris Jenner but I think it's Khloe. I think she's an insensitive money hungry poor excuse for a mom. All she sees is a pregnant Khloe could make so much more money and mag covers.
ReplyDeleteI think Mama K would be all over the publicity Khloe would get for infertility issues, if she is indeed having them. Kris was prob drooling when she saw all the reports on Giuliana's efforts to have a child. Poor Khloe.
ReplyDeletewhat Kgirl said, but I'd use harsher language for the money hungry poor excuse of a mom. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my God. :(
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Kris thinks a Kimye baby is a gold mine.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Kris thinks a Kimye baby is a gold mine.
ReplyDeleteBut that would mean Kim & Kanye are actually having sex.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Kim only because I doubt Khloe would go along with this plan.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden's mom.
ReplyDeleteI think klhoe keeps her mother in a short leash. Wldnt stand for that.
ReplyDeleteI think so too, i feel like khloe usually stands up to her mom
DeleteButterKwup, I get not liking somebody because of overexposure, but how can you not like somebody that does what she does for animals? She's a hard-working, talented, genuinely nice person. And David Letterman can't make her flinch.
ReplyDelete*kanye shrug*
ReplyDeleteHonestly Vicki, it's not her. When she first came back, I was tickled pink. I still have her 'Ugly Betty' ep on my computer and I think she's a nice enough lady. But the entire universe deciding collectively that she was the awesomest thing ever and the ensuing over-exposure we have been dealing with since is what I hate. She's old and for that, she should be worshipped? She's never been a good actor and her 'I am old but I talk about sex' thing is tired and has always been done better by Cloris Leachman. We have lived through movies, an old person version of Punk'd and now, worst of all, 'Hot in Cleveland'. She gets nominated for stuff just because she hasn't died yet. I'm sure she's a nice lady and she does good work for animals, but she in no way deserves the attention she gets. I'm over it.
ReplyDeleteThat felt really good.
Well said, Vicki - Betty White is pure class.
ReplyDelete@ Butterkwup - I was actually just thinking that last week. I like Betty White, but she's been overexposed for at least a year now.
ReplyDeleteButterKwup, I totally get it. I feel the same way sometimes.
ReplyDeleteKris Kartrashian - although, a baby by Kanye would be an immaculate conception - or, via turkey baster. I'm going with one of her other trashtastic spawn.
ReplyDeleteKim and Kanye's turKey baster baby would be Klassy!
ReplyDeleteKris would force her to name is KRISsandra Kash Kardashian (West).
ReplyDelete@ Vicki, lol!!! That middle name should be the family name!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I too believe this is Pimp Mama Kris!
And kind of agree about Betty White, like her but enough! Give the old lady a rest!
Betty White is a national treasure. Period.
ReplyDelete^ Amen. I will bite my fingers before they tell you how I really feel re: "she was never a good actor"
ReplyDeleteYou prob think Zooey D and Emma Stone are revoltionary...
Oops, fingers slipped.
One the one hand, this is obviously Kris and Kim (Kourtney just had a second kid and it sounds like Khloe is trying hard on her own to get pregnant w/o mom's meddling). On the other hand... the whole Kanye relationship is a sham, right? So either 1.) my guess is wrong, 2.) my guess is right and Kimye is real or 3.) my guess is right and Kim is getting it on with some secret boyfriend that no one has yet discovered.
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY Kim Kardashian. I saw a photo of her in the DMC today in leather trou and her ass looked like twins.
ReplyDelete@ ButterKwup - I have NO idea if it's really true, but I heard that back in the day before Betty White landed Allen Cullen, she was quite the slutinski. Hope that makes you feel better.
It's most definitely possible to hate the overhype without hating Betty herself. She is, and always has been wonderful.
ReplyDeleteMango, I think Betty's sexual liberation makes her even more awesome.
Anyone see the irony of talking about Betty White being "overexposed" in a post about the Kartrashians?!
ReplyDeletePlease. I would take Betty White any day and twice on Sundays over anyone in the Kardashian family.
There are some nude Bettyhite pics floating around - evidently she was quite the pinup girl :)
ReplyDeletedid all of you forget about Khloe?
ReplyDeleteMarried and on X-factor.
I like the Courtney Stodden guess, what about Clint Eastwoods daughter & wife - Has she still got a reality show or did that get canned? Does anyone else find it hard to post here on an iPhone?
ReplyDelete@butterkwup 6 Emmys (5 for acting) say that Betty White IS talented. Since when is being old a crime? Ageism is also bigotry. It's sad that in our country people have little or no respect for our elders.
ReplyDeleteI'm indifferent towards Betty White and was definitely intrigued when the world suddenly became so obsessed with her but I haven't heard about her for a while now so I would say she's on the way down...unless it's a different story in the States?
ReplyDeleteFor once, I don't think this is the Kardashians. Khloe would already be up in her own business about her own fertility cycle as she has made no secret she is trying to conceive. No-one would care if Kourtney had another baby and with Kim, I don't even think she will have kids anytime soon. She's just not in the right place for that at the moment...or 5 years...
And oh please, for the love of this unborn child, please don't let this be Courtney and Doug. I bet my money she's going to drop that baby on it's head wearing those classy stripper heels.
I think I love you, ButterKwup. You wrote my exact thoughts! It's the in thing to love Betty White and it's highly annoying.
ReplyDeleteIt's Kris Jenner but it's not Kim or Kourtney... It's Kendall. I don't care if Kendall is like 16 or whatever, it wouldn't shock me if Kris were trying to orchestrate a pregnancy. Did you all see that photo of Kendall and Jaden Smith ice skating? It looked terribly forced. First thing I thought was how funny it was that maybe she's got another daughter bearding for another "celeb." And then I remembered it's Will that's gay and... well, who knows about Jaden.
ReplyDeleteThe human thumb Mama June and the kid is Honey Boo Boo.JK It's gotta be PMK and lard ass Kim Kartrashian
ReplyDeleteIt could be Kim and Kanye. Just because their relationship is fake, doesn't mean that they wouldn't plan for a baby together. People like that see children as cash-cows;and even if Kanye is gay, and they don't have sex, sex for the purpose of trying to get Kim knocked up probably wouldn't make them flinch. They're both pigs, sex is meaningless to them.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Kylie? She's dating that kid. She's too young yes, but it would be good tv, if you like that kinda thing: sex for sale. Puke and vomit.
ReplyDeleteI like Panda's guess
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