Saturday, November 17, 2012

Blind Item #3

This B-/C+ list actress has A list name recognition. She will do any kind of acting and has done so. This week she told a co-star that she had made out with a guy for the first time in five years. As she was saying this she was jumping up and down and laughing and everyone apparently was ecstatic for her. Everyone assumes she will pass out from happiness once she has sex again.


39 comments:

  1. What's the name of the one bearding for Hayden C? Bilson? Her.

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  2. I'm also willing to say Lohan for this. As an actress, she can't be any higher than B/C and lord knows she'll take any job she can get.

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  3. Definitely Katie Holmes.

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  4. I thought Katie Holmes too, but she was the popular guess for a couple months back about someone who hadn't had sex in forever and had a one night stand. I guess you could get straight to sex and skip making out, but usually that is reserved for married couples ;)

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  5. Whoever it is is adorable.

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  6. Yeah, Katie - "Jumping up and down" - like TommyGirl on a couch

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  7. Katie Holmes is my guess too. Wonder who the fella is.

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  8. Enty posted on twitter today would of been Tom & Katies six year wedding anniversary.

    Totally Katie, go get some Xenu ass Katie you deserve it!

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  9. Just to go a different direction.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

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  10. Anonymous11:06 AM

    Katie Holmes. Good for her. I wouldn't be shocked one bit if Suri was created by artificial insemination. She looks alot like Cruise though, down to the stomping around in high heels and throwing temper tantrums, she is all his.

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  11. Any kind of acting. Katie has done tv, movies, broadway...

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  12. go katie! (anyone ever notice that connor cruise looks like tom?)

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  13. Ellen DeGeneris?
    Cameron Mannheim?
    Jodie Foster?

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  14. The Gay Midget Dwarf is known for the couch jumping and his manic laugh. Has to be Katie Holmes. Good for her, although she must have had some clue what she was signing on for 6 years ago, no?

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  15. I thought there was already a Katie blind within the past 6 weeks or so...at least everyone thought it was her. Someone who had sex with a guy who kept saying, "I can't believe I'm having sex with you...I can't believe I'm having sex with you." The blind said she'd probably not be seeing that guy again.

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    1. @HGL. Yes! That is the one I was thinking of. I think it was during fashion week.

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  16. Zooey Deschanel

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  17. She's going to orgasm like Dallas from Suburgatory.

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  18. get some who ever it is

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  19. This is Kirstie Alley maybe

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  20. sounds like katie holmes but i thought there was a blind a few months ago about someone who hadn't had sex in years and it felt like she was a virgin again when she finally did.

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  21. Yes, life with Tom Cruise must have been really "amazing"!

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  22. I imagine the "any kind of acting" refers to Katie pretending to be in love with Tommy.

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  23. Folks, you hint is right here:

    "she was jumping up and down"

    Couch jumper, anyone?

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  24. Kirstie was my guess too.

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  25. I too have noticed that Conner Cruise resembles Tom. WTF? Surrogate? Suri is beginning to look like him as well...I'm stumped.

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  26. It's not unusual for adopted children to look like their adoptive parents! I know quite a few. Nurture is a strong influence.

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  27. Kirstie seems the type to buy it if she can't get it on her own. Don't think this is her. JLH has been engaged a few times in the last 5 years?

    I'm on the Katie train for this one.

    I hope she scores soon, she certainly deserves it.

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  28. Agree with Katie. I'm happy for her.

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  29. The next few guys are going to have a great time.

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  30. I sincerely hope it's Katie. Truly hope it's her. And I hope the kissing, petting, or sex is just wonderful. No snark, I'm being totally serious. Hope it rocks her world.

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