Blind Items Revealed
April 3, 2008
#1 - Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.
Sean Penn
Who is the girl? Scarlett?
ReplyDeleteHow do you have such smelly sex they couldn't sell the car??
ReplyDeleteRevolting. *gag*
ReplyDeleteI'd buy a car that smelled of Sean penns penis
ReplyDelete*Gross
DeleteAt least he used a condom!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts too! Wasn't expecting that
Deletefantasies are fantasies for a reasonk, the real life version never works out as well.
ReplyDeleteHis stench is like that Seinfeld episode with the BO- its an entity!
ReplyDeleteHis stench is like that Seinfeld episode with the BO- its an entity!
ReplyDeletehe is so foul
ReplyDelete@Sugar: sean Penn was not with Scarlett in 2008
ReplyDelete@seaward: agreed with you
and i don't remember that Sean Penn has a taste for expensive cars (he has a Ford Mustang and a pick-up)
@French Girl, maybe because he doesn't have an expensive car he had to go to the dealer to fulfill this particular fantasy...gross
DeleteHe was still married to Robin then, grossss, wonder who the "girlfriend" was
ReplyDeleteRemember the episode of Seinfeld where a valet contaminated Jerry's car with BO? The stench of Sean Penn sex is 10,000 times more powerful. This car is totaled, it has to sold with a salvage title now.
ReplyDeleteIn 2008 wasn't he dating Petra Nemcova (sp)?
ReplyDeleteGross. {{gag}}
ReplyDeleteHe was rumored to be dating Petra Nemcova in 2008
ReplyDeleteEwwww! Gross!!
ReplyDeleteIn Shania Twain's biography she wrote about the times Sean Penn would drive her home after spending all day directing her in a music video. Hopefully he didn't pull his little sex car stunt with her.
ReplyDeleteBARF!
ReplyDelete1. First of all, Sean is a pig, and we all know that--fantasies are fun and all that, but other people who weren't involved in one's fun shouldn't be left to clean up the mess left over after one's fantasy wish-fulfillment. Crimony, people, couldn't you at least have thrown a jacket down on the car seat or something? (I'm assuming that bodily fluids were part of the odor issue...and I think I may have just made myself a bit ill...)
ReplyDelete2. It wouldn't have been Scarlett in 2008 anyway...and, BTW, can we please stop slut-shaming her over that whole episode? Yes, we all know what he's like, but haven't most of us fallen for someone who was totally inappropriate in many, many ways? Yes, he's an asshole way too often, but he's still a smart fellow and a damn good actor, and he probably does have some degree of charisma in person, all of which could be appealing at the right time. Hopefully she learned some valuable things in their time together, and goes on to someone much better in the future, but having this in her romantic past shouldn't mean she's tainted for life. (God knows, when I think of some of the guys I've chased over the year, it's all I can do not to cringe visibly and then just crawl under the nearest table and hide under the tablecloth...)
3. While I'm on my high horse right now: why do we all bitch at people who don't bother to use condoms or take any kind of safe sex precautions, and then start screaming "SLUT!" when someone actually takes their safety and that of their partners seriously enough to get STD tested on a regular basis? (Yes, this is still Scarlett; I distinctly recall the uproar here when she told Allure that she had herself tested on a regular basis because it was the responsible thing to do.) Firstly, anyone that serious about health and safety is most likely practicing safe sex anyway; secondly, even when you're in a "fluid-bonded" relationship, you don't have to be the one sleeping around to end up with an STD; there are millions of people around the world who picked up some disease or another from their not-so-monogamous partners. We can't have it both ways, demanding that people practice good sexual hygiene and then calling them out as sluts when they do just that...and we wonder why kids aren't picking up on the safe sex message, but instead have ideas such as "well, if I didn't plan for it to happen, then I'm not a bad person"? Let's try to be more consistent in this regard, OK?
4. Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I'm not a drooling fangirl or any such thing for Scarlett, but the general attitude towards her here seems to be overwhelmingly negative, and I just don't get the impression that she's the kind of horrible person who would deserve the approbation of all and sundry. After all, people in the business seems to like her just fine, seeing as they keep hiring her and working with her--this isn't Katherine Heigel we're talking about, who's supposedly alienated everyone she's ever worked with and can't get a job as a result. Why not save the abuse for those who really have it coming? I think we all know some excellent examples of that...
Robin - I agree but have two words: Woody Allen. That is all.
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DeleteRobin. "Fluid bonded " relationship. I just fell off my chair laughing :)
DeleteSorry dude but I still don't like Scarlett johansen. You can defend whoever you want, hell sometimes i defend kate gosselin! Scarlett Johansen is pretty obnoxious in interviews and put out a cover album which is kind of asshat thing in itself but that's just me.
ReplyDeletei do respect people who use condoms and test
themselves regularly that just seems like basic hygiene.
I dislike SJ but it really has nothing to do with her sluttiness or lack thereof...she just seems like...what is the female version of a tool?
ReplyDeleteSean Penn is gross.
And I am all for bringing 'criminy' back into our standard lexicon...awesome word choice @robin :)
I rented a car when I took a trip to California. It happened to be when that beached whale showed up. My friend and I stopped and walked down to the beach to see what all the fuss was. The smell was rancid. Imagine one rotten fish smell and multiply that by a few tons and you get the idea. Anywho, we got sand in our shoes and it stunk up the rental only we could never get that stench out of the rental no matter how hard we tried. We were so mortified and terrified we were going to get charged a ton when we returned it. Fortunately we didn't. When I see pics of Sean, I imagine he smells just as bad as our rental did.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there is slut-shaming as far as Scarlett goes. It's more shaming her for having terrible taste. Just as we do for anyone who tries to date Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett has given me no reason to like her and sorry, but if she randomly brings up STD testing in a magazine article, she gets any ire that comes with the publicity.
ReplyDeleteGaaaccckkk!!! With the Lindsay as a (cough, cough) companion and this reveal...most gag-inducing reveals. o_O
ReplyDeleteI'm confused...if someone is an academy winner...would enty include the word "nominated?
ReplyDeleteIf someone does not win then i can see the inclusion of "nominated... does that make sense?
I'm confused...if someone is an academy winner...would enty include the word "nominated?
ReplyDeleteIf someone does not win then i can see the inclusion of "nominated... does that make sense?
Putting nominated is a way to make harder to guess.
ReplyDeleteI had a rental in central CA where raccoons had gotten into it overnight. Two weeks later it stilled smelled like them when I returned it.
It keeps the category more open. If he'd written 'winner', it would be more obvious.
ReplyDeleteIt does... It says "Academy Award winning/nominated"
DeleteEvery Academy winner is nominated so that's what I'm curious about.
Oh what a couple of pigs!! I can't stand people who disrespect others' property. I'm glad the dealership owner had the confidence to call the actor and get the situation resolved.
ReplyDeleteI think the girlfriend was "Eve"... it was in 2007 when he rushed to her side following her DUI arrest... gawd I think he even bailed her out.
ReplyDeleteWas someone slut shaming Scarlett here? I must have missed something. If it is because of my guess I was just throwing out a name. PS i have never heard the words slut shaming or butt hurt til I came here. For the record, I don't give a diddle what anyone does in their free time.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Robin: Respectfully, I don't think that, up until your post, anyone slut shamed ScarJo and others did say good whomever it was at least they used condoms. But I hear ya. They did call Sean gross which we can both agree on. Sent with kindness.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Penn still married then? Maybe separated. GROSS. If you're going to do something like that, clean up afterwards. If it shows up after a spritz of luminol, don't do it, LOL.
ReplyDeleteand in what is Scarlet Johanson a slut?
ReplyDeletebecause she's sexually active? she's single,she f*cks with who she wants
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ReplyDeleteGust.
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I'm just shocked he used a condom. I would expect him to go bareback.
ReplyDeleteHa! @CamColty, try saying "Sean Penn's Penis", five times fast.
ReplyDeleteHard, right?!
And that, my friends, is what she said.
Ba-dum-dum-cha!
But all the coke was vacuumed up.....Sean's nose.
ReplyDeleteChachi...hahahaha! I'm over here saying Sean Penn's Penis over and over again. Well, it's now Peen instead of Penis. I'm easily amused, though. ;)
ReplyDelete@ReesesPeace Sean Peen??!!? :)
DeleteChaci. Sean 's pencil peen is what I ended up with :)
DeleteFuckhead.
ReplyDeletelmao! I can't get it out of my head! And, now Tealily says Sean Peen...Sean Peen's Peen! Yay, I love having a feeber. lol
ReplyDeleteJeez, Robin, you must weigh 110 lbs with your jumping on and off the soap box
ReplyDeleteMango: I wish! Then again, I figure the exercise can't hurt me... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI call bogus on this. Doesn't a salesman always accompany a customer taking a test drive - especially in a pricey car?
ReplyDeleteRosemary, it's different rules for the rich and famous :)
Deleteif lohan is reading this, she just learned how to score her next car. robin put up with some CRAP!
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