Saturday, November 10, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

March 31, 2008

#3 - This B list film actress with a nose for paparazzi disappeared off the radar screen for a few days. Public stories professed one thing while in reality our actress spent a few days with a foreign billionaire. You do the math.

Lindsay Lohan

29 comments:

  1. Slightly disappointed. Guess I was hoping for a juicier reveal.

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  2. All Lilo reveals all day.Apparently.

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  3. what a colossal mess this girl is

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  4. So she was whoring in 2008.

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  5. Thanks, Enty, for confirming today beyond any shadow of a doubt that there is no hope for this girl.

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  6. Have there been any reveals on twitter ? Can't log in

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  7. @camcolty he said there will be three reveals today, 2 down 1 to go. That he is skipping a Travolta one and a LeAnn one becuase she felt bad for her ex husband to post it.

    I would like to know how much Lindsay is really worth and how she is hiding all this billionaire prostitution money. Which she is such a sex addict (along with all her other addictions) she enjoys being a whore and being treated as a sexual object, becuase that is all she sees herself as and wants the degredation.

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  8. Math is hard. Slut + druggie = sex for drug money

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  9. @Timebob - I can't picture Lindsay Lohan enjoying it. And I think the number that was rumoured around the time of this blind was $4,000 an hour.

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  10. So what is the difference between Lindsay and a non-streetwalker escort? Most escorts don't have bad drug habits.

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  11. @MrWolf thanks, yup that sounds about right.

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  12. Linda has nothing to show for this- she sticks the profits up her nose.

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  13. Somehow I read the last line as " You do the meth"

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  14. Sad, sad life. I think the afterburners are lit on her spiral towards an untimely demise.

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  15. Well, this is unsurprising but sad.

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  16. It feels weird that we have been watching her downward spiral since 2007 and NOTHING has changed. I keep wanting to feel sorry for her because it is pretty obvious that she has been her own parent since she was a teen, but you would think after almost 10 years of the same shit over and over again, she would actually LEARN something.

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  17. Straight bleach or gasoline couldn't wash Lilo off his Johnson. I hope she came with a 'satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back' guarantee. What a waste of money. Hopefully it was counterfeit.

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  18. It's gotten to the point where Enty could make up almost anything about Lohan and we would still be bored. She's a one-woman blind vice industry. Unless she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, I doubt we'd do anything but yawn, assuming she would go to trail and only get community service as a punishment, which she wouldn't show up for in order to fly to Cannes.

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    1. Nothing better than a Johnny Cash reference to a LiHo blind. Excellent Anna.

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  19. Vik Chatwal for the billionaire?

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  20. I'm more shocked Lilo wad considered B list in 2008.

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  21. I've always wondered how she could be chronically unemployed yet run around with too many Birkin bags to mention. Mystery solved.

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  22. Hope he wore a condom and strapped a 2x4 to his ass.


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  23. I worship @Anna's comment.

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  24. I'm confused. Is she bi, straight, or a lesbian? Or will she be whatever someone wants for money?

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  25. Clutch my pearls. Seriously, she might poach them.

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