Thursday, November 08, 2012

Jermaine Jackson Wants To Be Jermaine Jacksun

I'm not sure what Jermaine Jackson thinks people are going to want to buy from him or if he really thinks he can be the industry sales leader of plastic hair, but he still has petitioned to have his name changed. He wants to change it to Jermaine Jacksun. Yeah. The only reason I can think he would want to change it is because he wants to trademark his name. It could be of course that he doesn't want people to know he is related to the rest of his family, but was afraid if he called himself Jermaine Smith that no one would ever hire him again. Wait, is anyone hiring him now? What he should do is throw a wig on his head and call himself LaToya or put on a bunch of wigs and have a one man show where he portrays his whole family. I hope someone shows up at the hearing and says their name is Jacksun and they don't want Jermaine to have the same last name.

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  1. They're all money-grubbers - I guess this way his parents and siblings can't try to cash in on money he makes on the Jackson name?

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  2. I wish the Jacksons were a TV show so we could watch them all the time, unedited.

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  3. What?

    What?

    Wait, what?

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  4. He should change it to jackoff.

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  5. Anything for attention.

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  6. Freaks, all of them.

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  7. Like many have said.. who on earth would have thought LaToya was the sane one?!

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  8. How about changing your god awful son's name Jermajesty?! Ffs...ballbag.

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  9. Ugh, Jermajesty. Why would you do that to your kid?!

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  10. *sigh*

    Whaaaatever,Legohead.

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  11. Taxes! @shaunie, no?!?

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  12. Jaxon would have been a cooler spelling.

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  13. this of course makes no sense, and I smell a tricky legal manoever in the wind.

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  15. so...basically, he wants his name to appear like a typo from here on out. hee! this is gold. i do feel for bad for the Ramada Inn staff who'll have to post his name on the (inevitable) New Year's Eve dinner buffet he'll be hosting...you know know those poor folks will be chastised for a perceived misspelling.

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  16. I'VE GOT IT! He had a tattoo done by the guy who did Scarlett J's tat. The guy spelled it "Jacksun" so instead of feeling stupid for the rest of his life and making up a believable story, he figures it's easier to just change EVERYTHING else in his legal documental life.

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