Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Andruw Jones Arrested For Beating His Wife

Early Christmas morning, police were called to the home of former MLB player Andruw Jones and arrested him for beating his wife. The former Yankee and Atlanta Brave has just signed a $3.5M one year deal to play in Japan. I wonder if he is going to lose that now. Ever since MLB began cracking down on steroids, Andruw has pretty much sucked so that should tell you something. Back in 2001, Andruw had sex with two strippers at a strip club in front of six other guys. You know, just a little side note.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

32 comments:

  1. a non a miss7:31 AM

    Grr at the spelling of his name!

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    1. Unknown7:23 PM

      He is from curaçao. It's fairly common. Similar to Roger Bernadina who is actually "Rogearvin".

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  2. Amber7:32 AM

    What a dickhead. I have her jeans.

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  3. Christopher Cruz7:33 AM

    Nothing manlier than beating on a woman. Asshole.

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  4. FSP7:33 AM

    It's AndrEW!

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    1. BringingUglyBack10:41 AM

      No its not. He's from Curacao its Andruw.

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  5. Meanie Rhysie7:38 AM

    Doesn't matter how his name is spelled: it means piece of shit.

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  6. Kelly7:39 AM

    @rejected Me too!

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  7. Pogue Mahone7:42 AM

    Any man that beats a woman isn't even a man.

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  8. Seachica7:43 AM

    He spells it Andruw. I believe he is Dutch, by way of Curacao, so his name is spelled in the dutch way.

    <-- Braves fan. A team with good baseball players but not always good human beings.

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    1. Agent**It7:53 AM

      He played for the Yankees last year.....

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  9. Agent**It7:44 AM

    He really does spell his name Andruw.


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  10. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Holy shit. I just googled that name thinking Enty misspelled twice.

    Jeans are cute! Poor woman, hope she leaves his ass.

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  11. LottaColada7:49 AM

    What is it about the holidays that always makes somebody lose their shit?

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  12. Tammy7:56 AM

    How sickening. I was a huge fan of his, too.


    He had an outstanding rookie season, but was always a very streaky player.

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  13. Jules_3458:27 AM

    Aside from the wife beating (which, of course he's an asshole) I always find it interesting to remember these awesome players who just kinda flopped after MLB started testing more.

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  14. Unknown8:27 AM

    roid rage it's what's for breakfast

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  15. Del Riser8:40 AM

    Maybe she didn't want to go to Japan with him. Do they check for steroids there?

    Women use artificial means to enhance their career, bolt ons, puffy lips, the skin of a mannikin, but these enhancements to my knowledge rarely cause cancer, and rage that causes you to hurt the ones you love.

    Hope she gets out of this okay.

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  16. auntliddy8:45 AM

    Added to a long list of athletes behaving badly.

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  17. Anon9:02 AM

    Back in 2001, Andruw had sex with two strippers at a strip club in front of six other guys.
    ____________________________________

    And the problem is...

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  18. Pip9:13 AM

    The U is not necessary in his name! Just use an E. For the love of god!

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  19. KLM9:22 AM

    My husband is from Curacao (and is Dutch). In Holland Andrew is spelled Andrew. Andruw is just an odd way of spelling the name, but not Dutch.

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    1. BringingUglyBack10:57 AM

      And i nominate that Kris and Kourtney are not American names. Just odd but not American.

      :)

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  20. it took forever9:50 AM

    Wow happy Holidays everyone! Poor wifey, had a lousy Cmas

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  21. prolixe11:08 AM

    It doesn't have anything to do with Cuaraco - it's just "yoo-nique" spelling. Ugh.

    Also - JERK.

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  22. Ingrid Superstar11:13 AM

    That's what happens when you spell your kids name with a "U" instead of an "E". He beats his wife. It's destined to happen.

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  23. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Props to Ingrid for making a funny......

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  24. Anon7:21 PM

    After the abuse...cut'em loose.

    If a woman brings out a side of a man that he never knew was there,let her go.
    Piece of mind is better than any piece of ass.

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  25. Eeekalicious7:24 PM

    Oh come on, are you seriously going to make fun of a spelling variant of someone's name?

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  26. bho5:33 AM

    Hey guys - do some research before you freak out over spelling - it is in fact, Andruw not Andrew

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  27. doctressjulia2:07 PM

    Any man that beats a woman isn't even a man."

    On the contrary. Men--"REAL men"--abuse and kill women every day.

    maleviolence. wordpress. com

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