Nicki Minaj's Boyfriend Cheats With An Ex-Porn Star Turned Hooker
The new issue of Star Magazine has a great article about how Nicki Minaj's long term boyfriend spent most of a party a few weeks ago trying to hook up with different women and kept getting turned down until he met an ex-porn star who apparently has turned into a hooker because they had sex for cash. I guess he could have just been giving her a few hundred bucks to get a car to take her home. The woman is named Beauty Dior (above). Every person at the party knew he was dating Nicki Minaj but Beauty didn't care.
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Seriously? No posts yet about Jeremy London shitting in a cop car or Melissa Gilbert's engagement to Pervy McCreeper?
Name that name is one for the ages!
Everything about this story is the epitome of class. I'm so glad these are the kind of people our society idolizes.
Beauty Dior. I love it!!!
@Cathy, I wasn't even going to post anything on this story but I had to give you a +1 for that lol.
Lol. Hi I'm Sexxy Dolce and Gabbana. That's right, 4 names.
Can you imagine if this had happened to Taylor Swift? hehe Actually, I think I'd rather be on the receiving end of her wrath than Nicki's.
Haha, thanks Lotta. And I meant to say Jason London - we'd expect that kind of thing from Jeremy!
Cathy, I thought Jason was the saner brother too. I had to do a Wiki search to make sure I didn't have their names mixed up in my head.
@ethorne That was great! What a ridiculous name. It's kind of like that old trope, "1st pet + 1st street", except now it's "Vague positive appearance-based adjective + Pretentious Labelwhore Designer name".
@Phoenix, I don't think it matters anymore since they're both bat-shit crazy now.
@Dagny lmao!
That was good, @Dagny.
I have no idea who Nicki is dating, though he gets talked about an awful lot. Are we sure he exists?
I didn't even know Nicki had a long-term boyfriend. It must hurt like shit to be replaced by a hosebag like Beauty DWhore.
Bahaha, thank you, Tuxedo! Fully awake & giggling!
If I ever steal Minaj's BF, imma change my name to Gucci Sass.
See how I switched it up? I'm creative and deep and shit.
Think Dior the luxury company will be sueing for copyright infringement...
Or just misadvertising...
Beauty Dior...what a classy name! Obviously this boyfriend has exquisite taste in women (please note the sarcasm).
talk that talk, Tuxedo Cat!
I want to be known as Splendor Chanel from now on, friends.
@ethorne, I never understood how twins could be so apparently different, and always liked Jason's handsome, in command of himself movie roles. Now this.
@*karen*, how about Splendor la Chanel? That's even classier! Or Splendor de Chanel?
In my search to find out Ms. Dior's real name, I came across a YouTube video called Pornstar Bus in which she co-stars with a lady named Cherokee D'Ass.
Also, Ms. Dior's twitter name is @beautydiorxxx
Oh! She's a Taurus!
Her AKA is "Tyana Mills"
I have also come across the names Tashimi Harris, Jeaneane Sanders, and Tanya Mills.
Real classy bunch of people there, eh? Sheesh...I don't really have much of an opinion either way re: Nicki, but damn, girl, kick that loser to the curb, because you can sure as hell do better than someone who banged a stupid, classless ho like that! *shakes head*
@Amber, I think she needs to pick ONE and stick with it.
What rock did these specimens crawl out from?
Ha - taking a "sexy" pic from the front seat of a car screams class. Keep working it beauty... Is that a Honda?
@EmEyeKay, YES! How about double up the classiness and make it Splendor de la Chanel?
^ why didn't I think of that?! Perfect!
Will aspirational names become a thing now? Is it like cosmic ordering, change to the thing you most want to be - if so LiHo is going to rename herself Herpes Free Millionaire.
I might become Tall With Great Boobs. Make that T'all aussi Qu-Reatte B'ueb-esse, just to class it up a bit.
Ooh ooh!
Munch--I want to be 'Uma at 25'. That's my name.
@Munch, me too! I'll be "Someone with even the slightest motivation in life". I know it's long, but I think the initialism "SWESMIL" is really catchy.
@Dagny - SWESMIL sounds like an ointment for an embarrassing personal problem - how about M'Otiva-Shunal?
@Munch--Fucking beautiful. I'll issue you a personal invitation to my formal christening. Bring job applications, any form of junk food, and Doctor Who paraphernalia.
I bet her middle name is 'Infiniti'...
@Dagny - I have an inflatable Dalek, a Cyberman helmet and a bottle of gin.
No, no, we taureans don't want any part of that skank bush.
She can't because that's the name on my fake passport in case I have to flee.
Gin and a Dalek? I'm going to fucking engrave that sumbitch.
@karen, ok now I get the name change and I love it! Lol
for some reason i doubt Nikki gives a shit.
Talk about names that don't fit!!
I have to delurk to say that this ^^^ made me laugh harder than anything I've ever read here. Brilliant, just brilliant.
Wow this exchange reminded me of Dlisted..I tell ya, Nikki's boyfriend must be a real winner because he had to resort to paying for it.
I know, right?
Ughhh...
:/
I oversleep and lookie what I miss!
I don't want kids but I swear I'd have a daughter just so I could name her Beauty Dior. It's so fancy!
I have also come across the names Tashimi Harris...
@ amber - Isn't Tashimi a type of sushi?
Cherokee D'Ass! Oh yes. That's amazing !
Uhh Nicki will actually kill a bitch. I would never mess with her man, have you heard Roman? That is the voice of my nightmares.
She honestly looks like Miley Cyrus with a tan and boobs.
The Miley has become the official haircut of pornstars.
she looks disgusting
Maybe it just sounded like Beauty Dior, it's really Booty Door.
I think I love you
His name is Safaree if that tells you anything
Drake should be happy to hear this. He's been trying to get with Nicki for years (if he hasn't already).
Oh this totally reminds me of Four Horseman hanger on "Things That Still Don't Work Right After You Give Them a Good Kick" in Good Omens! In the spirit,I'll change my name from Ann 33rd Avenue to Sleek Buxom Eee. I aim low.
Was he the guy that Amber rose was sending nude photos to? It was in the papers about 2 years ago
Can't copy link, just google it
DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT...PAPERCHA$ING
PAPERCHA$ING,DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT IS HER M.O.
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