Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Nicki Minaj's Boyfriend Cheats With An Ex-Porn Star Turned Hooker

The new issue of Star Magazine has a great article about how Nicki Minaj's long term boyfriend spent most of a party a few weeks ago trying to hook up with different women and kept getting turned down until he met an ex-porn star who apparently has turned into a hooker because they had sex for cash. I guess he could have just been giving her a few hundred bucks to get a car to take her home. The woman is named Beauty Dior (above). Every person at the party knew he was dating Nicki Minaj but Beauty didn't care.


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  1. Seriously? No posts yet about Jeremy London shitting in a cop car or Melissa Gilbert's engagement to Pervy McCreeper?

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    1. @Cathy, I wasn't even going to post anything on this story but I had to give you a +1 for that lol.

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  2. Name that name is one for the ages!

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  3. Anonymous6:48 AM

    Everything about this story is the epitome of class. I'm so glad these are the kind of people our society idolizes.

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  4. Beauty Dior. I love it!!!

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    1. Maybe it just sounded like Beauty Dior, it's really Booty Door.

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  5. Lol. Hi I'm Sexxy Dolce and Gabbana. That's right, 4 names.

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  6. Can you imagine if this had happened to Taylor Swift? hehe Actually, I think I'd rather be on the receiving end of her wrath than Nicki's.

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  7. Haha, thanks Lotta. And I meant to say Jason London - we'd expect that kind of thing from Jeremy!

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  8. Cathy, I thought Jason was the saner brother too. I had to do a Wiki search to make sure I didn't have their names mixed up in my head.

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  9. Anonymous7:02 AM

    @ethorne That was great! What a ridiculous name. It's kind of like that old trope, "1st pet + 1st street", except now it's "Vague positive appearance-based adjective + Pretentious Labelwhore Designer name".

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  10. @Phoenix, I don't think it matters anymore since they're both bat-shit crazy now.

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  11. That was good, @Dagny.

    I have no idea who Nicki is dating, though he gets talked about an awful lot. Are we sure he exists?

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  12. I didn't even know Nicki had a long-term boyfriend. It must hurt like shit to be replaced by a hosebag like Beauty DWhore.

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    1. Bahaha, thank you, Tuxedo! Fully awake & giggling!

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  13. If I ever steal Minaj's BF, imma change my name to Gucci Sass.
    See how I switched it up? I'm creative and deep and shit.

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  14. Think Dior the luxury company will be sueing for copyright infringement...
    Or just misadvertising...

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  15. Beauty Dior...what a classy name! Obviously this boyfriend has exquisite taste in women (please note the sarcasm).

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  16. talk that talk, Tuxedo Cat!

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  17. I want to be known as Splendor Chanel from now on, friends.

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    1. @karen, ok now I get the name change and I love it! Lol

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  18. @ethorne, I never understood how twins could be so apparently different, and always liked Jason's handsome, in command of himself movie roles. Now this.

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  19. @*karen*, how about Splendor la Chanel? That's even classier! Or Splendor de Chanel?

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  20. In my search to find out Ms. Dior's real name, I came across a YouTube video called Pornstar Bus in which she co-stars with a lady named Cherokee D'Ass.

    Also, Ms. Dior's twitter name is @beautydiorxxx

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  21. Oh! She's a Taurus!

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    1. No, no, we taureans don't want any part of that skank bush.

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    2. Cherokee D'Ass! Oh yes. That's amazing !

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  22. Her AKA is "Tyana Mills"

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  23. I have also come across the names Tashimi Harris, Jeaneane Sanders, and Tanya Mills.

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  24. Real classy bunch of people there, eh? Sheesh...I don't really have much of an opinion either way re: Nicki, but damn, girl, kick that loser to the curb, because you can sure as hell do better than someone who banged a stupid, classless ho like that! *shakes head*

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  25. @Amber, I think she needs to pick ONE and stick with it.

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  26. What rock did these specimens crawl out from?

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  27. Ha - taking a "sexy" pic from the front seat of a car screams class. Keep working it beauty... Is that a Honda?

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  28. @EmEyeKay, YES! How about double up the classiness and make it Splendor de la Chanel?

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    1. She can't because that's the name on my fake passport in case I have to flee.

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  29. ^ why didn't I think of that?! Perfect!

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  30. Will aspirational names become a thing now? Is it like cosmic ordering, change to the thing you most want to be - if so LiHo is going to rename herself Herpes Free Millionaire.

    I might become Tall With Great Boobs. Make that T'all aussi Qu-Reatte B'ueb-esse, just to class it up a bit.

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  31. Ooh ooh!
    Munch--I want to be 'Uma at 25'. That's my name.

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  32. Anonymous8:08 AM

    @Munch, me too! I'll be "Someone with even the slightest motivation in life". I know it's long, but I think the initialism "SWESMIL" is really catchy.

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    1. Oh this totally reminds me of Four Horseman hanger on "Things That Still Don't Work Right After You Give Them a Good Kick" in Good Omens! In the spirit,I'll change my name from Ann 33rd Avenue to Sleek Buxom Eee. I aim low.

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  33. @Dagny - SWESMIL sounds like an ointment for an embarrassing personal problem - how about M'Otiva-Shunal?

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    1. I have to delurk to say that this ^^^ made me laugh harder than anything I've ever read here. Brilliant, just brilliant.

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  34. Anonymous8:25 AM

    @Munch--Fucking beautiful. I'll issue you a personal invitation to my formal christening. Bring job applications, any form of junk food, and Doctor Who paraphernalia.

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  35. I bet her middle name is 'Infiniti'...

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  36. @Dagny - I have an inflatable Dalek, a Cyberman helmet and a bottle of gin.

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  37. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Gin and a Dalek? I'm going to fucking engrave that sumbitch.

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  38. for some reason i doubt Nikki gives a shit.

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  39. Talk about names that don't fit!!

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  40. Wow this exchange reminded me of Dlisted..I tell ya, Nikki's boyfriend must be a real winner because he had to resort to paying for it.

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    1. His name is Safaree if that tells you anything

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  41. I oversleep and lookie what I miss!

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  42. I don't want kids but I swear I'd have a daughter just so I could name her Beauty Dior. It's so fancy!

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  43. I have also come across the names Tashimi Harris...

    @ amber - Isn't Tashimi a type of sushi?

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  44. Uhh Nicki will actually kill a bitch. I would never mess with her man, have you heard Roman? That is the voice of my nightmares.

    She honestly looks like Miley Cyrus with a tan and boobs.

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  45. The Miley has become the official haircut of pornstars.

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  46. Anonymous3:45 PM

    she looks disgusting

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  47. Drake should be happy to hear this. He's been trying to get with Nicki for years (if he hasn't already).

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  48. Was he the guy that Amber rose was sending nude photos to? It was in the papers about 2 years ago

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  49. Can't copy link, just google it

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