Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Russell Crowe Is Having Sex With Dita Von Teese

Apparently Katie Lee was not enough celebrity for Russell Crowe to be having sex with and has added Dita Von Teese to his celebrity sex mix tape. The NY Post reports that Russell and Dita had a couples massage last month in NYC while they were staying together at the Four Seasons. Get this though. The couples massage was at 6:30 a.m. That is not exactly when you are saying to yourself, I would really like some romantic time together. At that time of the day I am barely functioning as is evident by the posts here and the woeful grammatical and spelling errors. But hey, maybe they had been up all night using Dita's riding crop and needed to get out some of those kinks and bruises.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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47 comments:

  1. dee1236:47 AM

    JUST THINK ABOUT DITA, JUST THINK ABOUT DITA.....

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  2. Henriette6:49 AM

    Man this woman has bad taste in men.

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  3. LottaColada6:49 AM

    Horrible taste in men Dita!

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  4. MadLyb6:50 AM

    I agree. Dita, you deserve WAY better than the likes of Manson and Crowe. Yeesh!

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  5. VIPblonde6:51 AM

    Well, I guess that answers yesterday's question about who has been tying up Russell Crowe lately

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  6. Kraymond196:52 AM

    Ummmm... are we still saying "icknasty"? Yuck!

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  7. Amber6:53 AM

    Has she had a lobotomy? Is she on drugs? Why? WHY?

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  8. greenmountaingal6:55 AM

    I love Dita. To me she can do no wrong, however, what is she doing with that bloated drunk???? She deserves so much better.

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  9. Anonymous6:55 AM

    I like RC, but he's denying it on Twitter.

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  10. cc4237:05 AM

    Bleeeeech.

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  11. nettalovesrobin7:05 AM

    She is prob with him to keep her name out there. Anyone who chooses manson and crowe has to have another motive! Lol

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  12. Kelly7:06 AM

    Says a lot about her.

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  13. Unknown7:09 AM

    That sounds HAWT!!

    I know guys you aren't feelin it, but they're having sex, not getting married. Now that I think about the two of them I can see what hot chemistry they would have.

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  14. Mama June7:09 AM

    Whoa Dita! I do not see her with him at all?!?!?! I saw her on Chelsea about a week or so ago, her skin is FLAWLESS!

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  15. delete account7:12 AM

    She is way too gorgeous for Russell Crowe. Come to think of.it, i cant think of any woman whos ugly enough to deserve that prick. I wouldnt even wish him on Lohan.

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  16. a non a miss7:21 AM

    RC could still get it. I obviously have severe issues re:men, I only seem to like the mean drunk ones. Daddy issues over here!

    He is a step up from Manson, let's be real here.

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  17. rhinovodka7:27 AM

    what an odd pairing.

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  18. Eeekalicious7:31 AM

    NoNoNo Dita. How could she? Her choices make absolutely no sense (except with the French aristocrat). I read that she and Louis Castelbajac? broke up (it sounded like it was her idea). Maybe he wanted her to stop doing burlesque.

    Opposites attract, but really.

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  19. auntliddy7:45 AM

    I hope she smacked the crap outta him with her riding crop. I hope he is impotent. Very unpleasant human. Like Dita, she has great clothes and wears them beautifully.

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  20. libby7:55 AM

    I had a good friend who worked as a dominatrix in LA for about 7 years. They work as much as they can, while they're young. LA is chock-full of Important Men, who react to that stress by needing a Dom lady to relieve stress. That's how it was explained to me.
    Dita's not getting any younger, that's all I'm saying. No judgment from me, about consenting adults.

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  21. SusanB8:17 AM

    @libby - that's what I was thinking - it was a play for pay. And again, consenting adults.

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  22. Beta8:36 AM

    Russel Crowe is a lucky bastard!

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  23. Elizabeth8:52 AM

    So funny that Russell so publicly said he was going to go resurrect his marriage immediately after his last film and instead he was with Dita weeks ago. Obviously this is a blind reveal.

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  24. Unknown9:21 AM

    so i guess there's the reveal from the other day

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  25. Anonymous9:40 AM

    I just watched Russel in Man With The Iron Fists.. Reputation be damned that man still has sex appeal. Yell douche all you want but after a couple of cocktails and that gravely voice I might be dragging RC to my suite as well..

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  26. ms snarky9:44 AM

    I never got the Russell Crowe appeal. To me, he just looks like a sloppy, overweight drunk. Blech.

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  27. Seattle_Strips9:56 AM

    Ms. Snarky, I'm with you! He looks like my drunk old Irish grandpa. That blond French aristocrat, on the other hand, Louis de-whatever? Yes , please!

    I hope Dita just beat RC, and no sex was involved.

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  28. timebob 10:08 AM

    From that article someone in here posted awhile ago about the Australian writer that Russell wanted to write only glowing things about him as an actor and musician and in return Russell would give him exclusive interviews.

    The writer made it clear Russell is very, very good at seducing people and getting his way. He kept his estranged wife on a string for 20 years until she snapped out of it. Assuming she did, as far as I know no legal papers have been filed. For all we know when Russell gets tired of playing he will come home and she will take him back with empty promises again.

    I feel for Dita but once Russell sets his sites on someone they seem to surrender to him. But if she can live through Marilyn Manson, who can't she survive. Too bad she split up with the aristocrat, he was quite handsome.

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  29. Claudia10:16 AM

    Wasn't she dating Theo Hutchcraft from Hurts?

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  30. Vikingwench10:37 AM

    Let's be honest. Dita makes her living with sex, one way or another. Either the illusion, the possibility, or the actuality. This blind doesn't raise my eyebrows at all.

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  31. discoflux10:54 AM

    I think we'd all be clutching our pearls if we knew the things Dita probably does to keep herself in the money.

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    1. Anonymous4:07 PM

      I doubt that- she has major investments and she gets upwards of $100,000 per show

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  32. Jazzy11:15 AM

    No Dita! Bad Dita! Wait, wait, if she has him tied down the entire time and just dominates him then I still love her. Either way, she's fabulous.

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  33. JSierra11:15 AM

    I feel like there is a very, very dark site to Dita.

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  34. All about Eve11:27 AM

    I wouldn't do it but they're both consenting adults having fun and if Dita is getting paid for it it's not shocking at all. She always looks incredible, she has to get the money from somewhere for those expensive outfits! Lol

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  35. Mango11:48 AM

    Wow. Wow as in YUK.

    I had visions of her retiring to France and living out her days as the Comtesse Castelbajac. Le sigh.



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  36. gr8p12:08 PM

    She has the single worst taste in men! Just when you ponder, who could be worse than Marilyn Manson, she goes and pull this guy. Ugh! She'll move on to Sean Peen next

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  37. kerri12:09 PM

    I loathe Russell with a passion, and can't for the life of me work out why anyone would sleep with the foul man. I guess Dita did fuck MM though, so even Russ would be a step up, surely?

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  38. libby12:52 PM

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  39. libby12:55 PM

    FWIW, my friend who worked as a dominatrix said that actual sex acts were NEVER part of it. Most of her clients had beautiful 18-year old actresses throwing themselves at them every day; an uber-Dom lady who withholds sex becomes the fantasy. No oral, no vag, didn't even take her clothes off, but the costume was skimpy.
    Like getting paid to be mean to a stranger while looking hot in your bathing suit.

    She worked for a legal 'modeling' agency.

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  40. g.strathmore4:37 PM

    @Vikingwench, I agree. I have no idea why she's even famous. She wears old-timey outfits and takes her clothes off. What's impressive about that?

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  41. Audrey6:36 PM

    Oh jesus, she's a glorified stripper. If anyone thinks she has more going on in her head or elsewhere, they are sorely mistaken.

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  42. Egyptian Ankh6:39 PM

    Wait. I'm confused. I thought Ditta was a burlesque dancer. Where/when is she a dominatrix??

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  43. astrogirl8:43 PM

    Why Dita why?

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  44. B12:16 AM

    NOOOOOOOO DITA! he is disgusting

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  45. Eeekalicious5:57 AM

    I wonder if Dita was the $25,000 per night trick from that blind of a couple weeks back :( I mean, who else could get away with charging $25,000.

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  46. __-__=__7:35 AM

    Is this a reveal about sex tapes too?? I will only imagine Dita beating the ever lovin' snot out of him. Nothing more.

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