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This former A list tweener was at a Grammy party over the weekend and had her first line of coke ever. She said that it was the best thing she ever felt and then said except for sex with her B list actor all movies boyfriend but then said, "No, this is better. besides right now he is probably having sex with that b**ch he thinks I don't know about."
It's Miley!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I just like The Soup.
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ReplyDeleteMy first line of coke was amazing too but it ends after that. Its never as good as the first try.
ReplyDeleteI just can't believe Miles hasn't done coke yet
The Soup! Libby, from now on when my cat smells something odd and leaves her mouth open, it will be referred to as her sexy face. That comparison to J.Lo was priceless!
ReplyDeleteYeah, everything fits Miley except for her never having done coke before. Figured she was a pro by now.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened with that blind suspected to be Liam from a few days ago, was he ruled out as the guy who could've gotten that girl pregnant?
ReplyDeleteMiley. And run, girl, run. Coke is the best thing ever which is why it is the worst thing ever. /12yearsclean
ReplyDeleteGood for you Maximus! You should be really proud of yourself!!
DeleteGood for you Maximus! You should be really proud of yourself!!
DeleteOnly Miley would say something like that
ReplyDeleteliam is her fiance, not bf. i also have a hard time believing miley has never tried coke until recently lol.
ReplyDeleteAw, Puggle, you've made my morning!
ReplyDeleteShe squints her eyes up too as she does the face, just like the cat! It's uncanny, huh? hahhahaha
Ye photoshoppers need to 'shop a slutty looking sausage-casing dress on a cat that's making that 'sexy' face, and we'll do a side-by-side w/ JLo.
Yup, Miley. I'm surprised she hadn't tried coke yet, but maybe she was happy in potland. I feel bad for her. You can tell that she grew up in a messed up home, from her rebellion and her brother's rebellion. She has had a hard fall -- only her punk look and her fiancé have kept her name in the blogs. Her post-Disney career has been a no-go. She is probably bored and worried that she has peaked at 21. Her fiancé is cheating on her, because he is young and hitting his stride career wise and is in Hollywood with its hot and cold running starfuckers. I really hope she stays away from coke. If not, we will be watching her slide downhill into addiction rapidly.
ReplyDeleteAshley Benson/James Franco.
ReplyDeleteHer dad sang Achy Breaky Heart. There's no way she hasn't done every drug ever invented to cleanse that from her DNA.
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ReplyDeleteI dunno, I didn't try coke til I was about 21. Loved it, and yep, that's why it's dangerous, so easy to get addicted. Fortunately I couldn't afford it.
ReplyDelete@Puggle, I have a cat who does this as well. We always called it the stank face, but you make a valid point, it is very JLo'ish LOL!
ReplyDeleteI did read that they do this to clear their noses of a smell. But the next time Tidbit does this, I am so saying "Oh look she is doing her JLo face"! LOL
I also find it hard to believe that Miley has never done coke. Otherwise this could fit because Enty always refers to Liam as Miley's boyfriend despite their engagement. I think it's because he knows that they'll never get married.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe she hasn't tried it before but this does sound like Miley.
ReplyDeleteI've actually never tried, I instinctively knew that it would be too addictive so I made sure to stay away.
Why is everyone so surprised she hasn't done coke? She seems more of an herbal remedy kind of gal. Now that she's transitioning into being some kind of punk rocker type, she's getting around to the booger sugar.
ReplyDelete@Lotta lololololol
DeleteMiley hasn't peaked, she has a beautiful singing voice.
ReplyDelete1/if she's Miley,why does she stay with him if she knows what he does behind her back?
ReplyDelete2/why to write boyfriend whereas Miley and Liam are engaged?
3/i don't believe Miley never tried coke before (Miley,Coke is not good!)
If Miley starts erratically shooting off Tweets (more so than usual), we'll know it's her.
ReplyDelete@MadLyb- you gave me the idea to check out her feed, not much to report but I did find this hilarious gem:
DeletePharrell Williams (@Pharrell) tweeted at 8:27 PM on Sun, Feb 10, 2013:
Hey lil sis @MileyCyrus, you know it's gonna be all about you at next year's @TheGRAMMYs, right? #GRAMMYS #smilers
I'd take adderall over coke any day.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that Miley tried/did everything else long ago except coke.
ReplyDeleteShe's just being Miley.
ReplyDeleteI hope it is Miley, because once coke destroys her morals we will surely get nude pics galore leaked on the net.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula - amen to that, brother.
DeleteMiley's voice is horrible!
ReplyDeleteHer popularity peaked about 3 years ago. No way will she have the adoration she used to have again.
I too find it hard to believe that Miley would try coke now. She's had to have done it before.
Coke does nothing but make my nose bleed. Gross.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Miley and Lam engage tho?
ReplyDeleteMy first line of coke today was the best thing every...
ReplyDelete@Unknown, in my head that so started out as, "Dear diary..."
DeleteI have no idea why so many people think coke is the best thing ever. I can't stand it. My first line of coke compared IN NO WAY at all to my first cap of E. Which compared in no way at all to the first oxy I ever took. Stay away from opiates! Way too addictive!
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, could never get on board with coke. Just did not like it at all.
So oh right, yes, Miley.
Oh Miley, just don't get all crazy with that shit ok? It's stupid, it's dangerous, the people are seedy, you're better than that, you're also bi polar and coke and bi polar doesn't mix. Stick with the bud girl, stick with the bud. And cut Liam loose already, he's as dumb as a brick and cheating on you. You can do better.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Lucas! That's right, you have a little crush on Miley. :D
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe that she's never tried coke before but it does kind of make sense. All we've had from her are bong hits and tatts. No real "incidents". Amazing, seeing that her dad is probably a user.
Who says Miley is bipolar??
ReplyDeleteIf she is a little bi polar, the blow will make them Highs and Lows much worse.
ReplyDeleteHave you guys seen the pics of her from the Clive Davis party, w/ her lil titties hanging out of her dress and the one of her and Katy Perry where she makes a funny face sticking her long alluring tongue out. That tongue is built for naughty things. NAUGHTY things.
http://mileygallery.net/thumbnails.php?album=2311
You guys do know liams been in like five tv shows....
ReplyDeleteOne episode guest spots on two shows do not disqualify someone from being all movie, especially if they were years ago. All movie means what they do now, what they are known for now, and considering that Enty is from the US and so are a lot of his readers, I doubt he or most of the people on here have even heard of The Elephant Diaries or realize that he was on Neighbours for a season. Unless they looked up on IMDB like I just did.
DeleteI was going to say it's Miley but there is no way it's her first line of coke ever.
ReplyDeleteNot Miley. And she's never done coke...........
ReplyDelete>:^(
Slightly OT, but I do NOT get the coke love. I tried it about four times in my life (about 20 years ago) and never once felt the euphoria, either with snorting or smoking it. It's probably just as well...
ReplyDeleteElephant Diaries?? Was that Rosie's show on Oprah's network?
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