Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Smart move by TSA to look through

Lindsay Lohan's bags. As dumb as she is, you might have hit pay dirt.
Malin Akerman never seems to get a bigger baby bump.
Mischa Barton looks like she had some work done.
Look at Simon Le Bon taking that whole Movember thing out to spring.
Mario Lopez likes to show off.
Mira Sorvino and her family in Austria.
Pink and Carey Hart in Pink's new music video.
Rob Lowe looks pretty good for a guy his age. Or a guy at any age actually.
This is one way to make sure Tara Reid is not photographed stumbling out of a place drunk. Just carry her.

60 comments:

  1. LOVE Pink's new song!
    Mario, dude.....Roids are gonna shrink the 'Nads

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  2. Wow, Mario Lopez is a real tool!

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  3. Ugh. Lindsay with those damn leather hammer pants again. And those shoes are hideous.

    I think Malin is tallish, so she probably carries pregnancy pretty well because she may have more torso to fill up than others.

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  4. Oh, that Slater. Such a card.

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  5. What the f*ck is Hohan wearing now. Good for TSA for searching her bag. They forgot the one between her legs though. Bet you could fit a whole drug mule in there. Then she would say it wasn't her fault and she just took a nap and some homeless lady thought her vag was a tauntaun

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    1. LOL.....Ya got that right! Too frigin funny I can't stop the giggles now.

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  6. Cover that shit up A.C Slater. Nobody got time for that.


    Well Okay I do Just behind close doors. Call me!

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  7. Simon, WTF has crawled onto your face? No, no, just no. (His wife, I swear, does not age. Maybe that's why he's doomed to wear the 'stache.)

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  8. Ew, Mario, enough is enough already!

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  9. I think that Slater is doing that because he lost a Superbowl bet. But I could be wrong.

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  10. I love that pink has her hubs in her videos. He is super hotz. Also I really like that when they split up they never got divorced, then they got back together and had a beautiful little girl!

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  11. It looks more like Mischa Barton had work undone.

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  12. It looks more like Mischa Barton had work undone.

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  13. Maybe the airlines make Lohan wear those pants to protect the seats?

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  14. Who is the wannaBiebs carrying Tara?

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    1. Jedward. Twins that won X Factor I think? They are famous overseas

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    2. They didn't win, they were Louis Walsh's novelty act one year. He only put them through cos they're Irish and he wanted to bang them

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  15. I feel partially bad for tara reid. She's old enough to know better but is surrounded by yes men and hanger ons. I wonder if she'll ever change or die from her addiction.

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  16. Is tat Sam Ronson carrying Tara? She strong.

    There goes Lindsay on her way to Dubai.

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  17. @jedward that's a Jedward. I do not know what or why they are. There's two of them and they're Tara Reid's only friends.

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  18. Why are Pink and Carey going the Britney/Jason route with the music video?

    I thought Mario Lopez was Jean Claude Van Dam at first glance. Then I realized how long ago anyone has actually seen JCVD to even care.

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  19. I use to have huge Crush on Jean Claude Dam. Still would. He look might fight in the expendable 2

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    1. Same here. I would totally hit the Muscles from Brussels.

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  20. Mario's leg looks like it could burst there- weird!
    Poor mischa, that lipstick is making her have a case of joker mouth.

    LILO looks like she smells. Gross

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  21. Mario - your body is having the opposite intended effect on the CDAN ladies.

    smash - I agree about Pink and Carey. I always get so "awww" when I think about them.

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  22. hahahahahahha about Lohan's bag getting searched.

    Pink rocks.

    Mario is too muscular. I don't find that sexy.

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  23. Ahahahaha Lindsay you silly bitch. From no pants to Hefty pants.

    Mario=no pants Santa in my head forever.

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  24. Misha Barton looks normal (no work on her face)

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  25. Everything about Mario disgusts me.

    I love Pink and her hubs!

    I wonder how much alcohol it takes to get Tara so wasted that she needs to be carried? She can't be more than 110 lbs, right? I just can't imagine drinking like I'm still in my early 20's, ugh!

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  26. i just looked it up, and tara is 37. that's enough now.

    mira's husband is a cutie! and the baby is darling :)

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  27. Hohan. Lol

    I love Pink's new song.

    Mario loves to look at himself, doesn't he?

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  28. Mario is such a tool. He should also work on developing the lower leg, he looks out of proportion. Like a lot of guys he works on what he can see in the bathroom mirror.

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  29. Love that Pink has her hubby in many of her videos and her new song is killer!

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  30. Cackling at the comments.

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  31. If Lindsay was caught with something in her bag, it would become her assistant's bag very quickly

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  32. Lotta- he has been in lots of her videos. I cry every damn time I watch the "please don't leave me" video with him.

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    1. @smash, I just don't want them to be "cursed" by it and then forever look back on those videos. Silly but I'm superstitious like that.

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  33. I love that Pink casts her own husband in her videos. Those two have been through a lot. Yeah, that's the Rob Lowe I remember! Mario's hot but too much of a showoff for my liking.

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  34. I strongly suspect the jedwards are getting paid by Tara's sponsor as well. I think that's why they hang out together.

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  35. OMG - I think Mira Sorvino must be on bambino numero 4 or 5 now.

    @ smash - I don't think that's Carey Hart in the "Please don't leave me" video. It doesn't look anything like him. Also, no tatts!

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  36. Misha needs to look into having some work done on those saggy bewbies. Or at least invest in a bra. I got sucked into a side boob slide show somewhere (Huffington Post?) that revealed quite the trail of tears where her cleavage is concerned. Lift and seperate, girl!!

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  37. I went off to investigate who the cute guy is in Pink's "Please don't leave me" video... and it's Eric Lively, Blake's brother.

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    1. I knew Blake had a few sisters but nothing about a brother. Damn he is quite a handsome.

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    2. Wasn't he Pugsley in the Addams Family movies?

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    3. Haha nevermind, that's Ariel Winter's brother.

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    4. No that's ariel winters big brother jimmy workman

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  38. There were two videos made. One with Carey one not. The one with him is much better.

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  39. Eeeewwww Mario!!

    Love Pink and her new song!

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  40. http://idolator.com/5589231/pink-please-dont-leave-me-funhouse-tour-video

    Here is an article talking about it. Sorry I don't know how to make it click.

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  41. WTF Mario. I can smell your desperation from here.

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  42. I also love Pink, her hubs and her wee babe. Her new song is the shit!

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  43. Ugh Simon....still smoking hot. How do I get in there?

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  44. Never realized what a small head Rob Lowe has. Bummer, teenie noggins are such a turn off.

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  45. Relax people Mario lost a super bowl bet with Maria Menounous for extra or whatever show.

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  46. Nice purple shorties, Mario! Gross.

    WTF is Chucky wearing? Who the hell wears leather Hammer pants and drag queen style heels when they fly? Loser.

    Mira looks so happy. She is truly one of the loveliest and together celebrities out there.

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  47. Does ANYONE wear flats anymore? Anyone? Bueller?

    I think is just an unflattering shot of Mischa.

    @Dragon is taking one for the team with Mario. Thank you, Dragon.

    Rob Lowe kind of looks like Ursula in The Little Mermaid. I love him on Parks & Rec, forgiveness granted.

    Tara & the Boys, non-stop giggles.

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  48. Last year Maria lost the bet and had to strip down to a bikini in Times Square--this year Mario lost and she's been relentless about making him pay off.

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