Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Justin Bieber's Mom Wants To Be The Bachelorette

If I am the producers of The Bachelorette, I am on the phone right now and saying buh bye to that cast off they got from The Bachelor and letting her be on DWTS instead when someone gets injured or telling her she can be on next season. Anything. Because if I am a producer I would be calling Justin Bieber's mom who says she wants to be on the show. Not only is she controversial which would be great for ratings, but she is in her 30's, fairly attractive and every single Justin Bieber fan would watch the show thinking Justin would be on especially for that family date thing where parents are supposed to give some kind of blessing to the union of two people who met a few weeks earlier and have spent 2 hours "alone" together, most of that time with cameras rolling. Having her as Bachelorette would make me actually watch the show. For a week or two which is way more than I am going to watch it now.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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40 comments:

  1. All about Eve6:46 AM

    She must be as idiotic as her son then...

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  2. Seachica6:46 AM

    It would be the gold digger version of The Bachelor. Because you'd have to pay me a *ton* of money to become a potential step-dad to the Biebs.

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  3. legibson6:47 AM

    Wait, I thought she was engaged to the host of the Bachelorette. Awkward.

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  4. VIPblonde6:49 AM

    Ugh, I would NOT watch a whole season of this trick on The Bachelorette! An episode of Millionaire Matchmaker, however...

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    1. GatorGirl9:07 AM

      Why do I crack up every time I hear someone being called trick? I do!

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  5. KendraWM6:52 AM

    I need to take a moment and let it sink in that I am older than Justin Biebers mom....

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  6. SueRH6:56 AM

    Blech. Can we have a Bieber-free month, please???

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  7. Pogue Mahone6:56 AM

    I would rather stick pins in my eyes than watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette!

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  8. Henriette7:02 AM

    I'm older than Justin Bieber's mom, and I was going on 24 when he was born. His mother must have been really young when she had him.

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  9. Karen7:05 AM

    I'd like it to go all the way to the family meeting and the remaining guys to all drop out because they can't deal with the Biebs and his diaper pants.

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  10. Izzie7:07 AM

    Every time I read about Biebs' mom, I have to sing to myself. She said that when Scooter Braun approached her to get her son signed to a recording contract, she had to pray to God because God had given her this son and now He wanted her to give her son to "a Jewish guy." Like the Jewish guy was going pull an Abraham on the Biebs. Gag.

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  11. Anonymous7:07 AM

    I have to agree with you Enty. Damn his hair looks good, he should market a line of hair care products, male and female. It's the best thing about him now that his voice has changed.

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  12. dee1237:09 AM

    Ugh. Crazy fundies.

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  13. Meanie Rhysie7:14 AM

    @Izzie. Wow, that's some crazy talk there. Any wonder this kid is having problems?

    I watched this show a few years ago and it was soooo bad. I can't believe it's still on.

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  14. Mama June7:15 AM

    I'm older than Justin Beiber's mom. Wow.....

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  15. libby7:16 AM

    'I'm older than Bieber's mom'....Shouldn't that be trending on the Twitter, a hashtag or somesuch?

    Since I'm older than Bieber's mom though, I don't know how to get that started.

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  16. LottaColada7:23 AM

    I want to know what our male readers think. That picture doesn't really show her face but this one does.

    Come on guys, would you hit on this woman if you came across her at a bar or something?

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    1. FSP7:29 AM

      @lotta - she's an attractive woman.

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  17. Meanie Rhysie7:27 AM

    @Lotta. After seeing that pic, I'm even more convinced that Hilary Swank is Justin Beiber's real mother.

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  18. LottaColada7:31 AM

    @Meanie, lol why do you say that?

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  19. LottaColada7:32 AM

    Ok FSP says he would hit it, any other takers?

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    1. BringingUglyBack12:59 PM

      Honestly in some pictures she does look good and in some others....no way in hell

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  20. Meanie Rhysie7:33 AM

    I think he looks incredibly like Hilary Swank circa oh, shoot, that movie she won an Oscar for...Teena Brandon. Brain farty.

    Fever, people, I have a fever and am wonky as hell.

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  21. LottaColada7:41 AM

    @Meanie- Yes he does, it was "Boys Don't Cry" right?

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  22. crila168:05 AM

    Seriously? I hate the mom's of celebs. I think it goes to their heads as much as it does their kids. Is there any teen celeb who has a normal parent?

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  23. MISCH8:06 AM

    What a family

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  24. Mango9:28 AM

    FSP wants to be Bieber's step dad! We heard it here first!

    @ FSP - *gets on soapbox* I'm totally against domestic violence but when you marry that trick, your first duty as a married man is to kick the ass of her errant son *dismounts* and send him to his room (really an opulent suite the size of my entire house) until he agrees to pull his friggin' pants up.

    Honestly, from her quotes she seems to be terribly naive and, well, STUPID. I don't tweet so I'm not quite sure how hashtags work, but add

    #SmarterThanBiebersMom

    to the mix

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  25. auntliddy9:45 AM

    She shld get her son on the straight and narrow before she worries sabout parading her ass on bachlerette. Idiot.

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  26. califblondy10:46 AM

    From watching the Biebs' movie I thought she was very young when she had him and he was actually closer to his grandparents?

    I think Dina Lohan would be ratings gold. Talk about the hometown meet the family visits? Crazy stuff right there.

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  27. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob1:07 PM

    I would hit on her (with my dong) as I would hit her son with a baseball bat.

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  28. Anonymous1:20 PM

    Bitch please, go help your son. He aint doing right

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  29. Lucas1:24 PM

    @lotta - if I didn't know anything about her...maybe. But since I DO know stuff about her there is no way. Didn't she say she went celibate forever while Justine was young? That can only mean two things: a) she is gonna be cold, lame and out of practice; or b) she's gonna go buck wild on some poor fella and kill him with sexy times. Personally, neither of those sounds appealing.

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  30. Silly Girl3:25 PM

    @Libby, you're too funny. I have a favorite pair of jeans that are older than Biebers mom. Seriously, I'm not even that old!

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  31. Henriette4:17 PM

    @libby
    We should start a group on Twitter (I don't know if you can do that) called "I'm older than Bieber's mom." We could discuss how we would have raised him differently.

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  32. LottaColada4:50 PM

    Lol I'm loving all the male responses. Thank you gentleman!

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  33. goheels835:08 PM

    FSP I would pay money to see you trying to bag bieber's mom on tv.

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  34. Robert 7:59 PM

    Whoa, beer goggles!

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  35. elspeth12:34 AM

    I love your suggestions re Moms to have on Bachelorette! Beiber's mom, Dina, Paris and Nicki Hiltons' mom, Octomom for sure, Kate has to be there, too, Honey Boo Boo's mom, June, maybe a couple of the other 'Tiaras' moms, must throw some '16' year old moms in too, and then both Brit Brit's mom and JSimp's moms are single so they could go on, too. Oh, and don't leave Bristol P. out!

    Do we watch this hodgepodge mess, or do we jump ship before the first viewing?

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  36. Lelaina Pierce7:06 AM

    ^elspeth, abort ship, abort ship! ;)

    The Bachelor doesn't usually pick "older" (HA) women do they? Aren't they normally in their early 20's? She's probably too old for the Bachelor producers. :)

    I am pretty sure when this lady's book came out last year, Ellen DeGeneres said she should do The Bachelor.

    Unless she just REALLY needs the exposure, I'm not sure why anyone would do this show. I think it's kind of tacky at this point.

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  37. elspeth11:32 PM

    @LP, Jumping ship would be the smart thing to do, but i'm afraid i'd try to watch some of the first episode [of this hypothetical show ;-] even though i can't watch any of these women for more than a couple of seconds w/o wanting to strangle them.

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