Lindsay Lohan - World Traveler
Lindsay Lohan generally confines her traveling to places which are convenient for those who give her gifts. To make it easier on herself, she has moved to New York since the men she entertains often are visiting the city anyway, it saves Lindsay and trip to Europe or the Middle East to say hello to the men. We already knew that Lindsay was going to play herself on Anger Management. That could almost sound dirty if you read it quickly. She also is going to spend a week or two in Brazil because that is just an untapped market for her and would be a good stepping stone into the South American friends with gifts program. I also think if Lindsay does go to Brazil that you might as well go ahead and reserve a hospital room ahead of time because that is where she will end up.
Is this an answer to a blind? It sounds familiar:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-mark-heller-son-hamptons-parties-03-2013
Sorry it isn't clickable.
How do you say "ass to ass" in Portuguese?
ReplyDeleteBunda com bunda!
DeletePerfect in any language! Lets have more from our bilingual readers! I want to say ass to ass wherever I travel!
DeleteI think we now know the true definition of a bunga bunga party. Wonder if Betlusconi ever hired Lohag?
Delete(screams!)
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Now THERE is the perfect man for Blohan--Berlusconi!!!!
What I want to know is, who's paying for all these Escalades that she's always riding around in?
ReplyDeleteAnd honestly, I'm a little surprised the judge didn't say that she couldn't leave town before she "served" her sentence.
Classic Lohag, what did Brazil ever do to you?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she has paid her tax bill.
ReplyDeleteHow does she pay for this???? Well, I guess I know but I just don't understand how with your accounts frozen you could live a daily life...
ReplyDeleteUm, can we please talk about the horror that is that outfit? Oy.
ReplyDelete@gmg - yes, that outfit is the real story here. Not flattering to the thigh region.
DeleteOh my god, I'm wearing that same outfit right now!
ReplyDeleteMy boots have foot and a half fringe, though. With beads and bells.
ReplyDeletePictures please. ;-)
DeleteI know she is thin, but that outfit makes her look gigantic. How the fuck can she still travel.out if the country after her sentencing?
ReplyDeleteYes to all of this but.... what the hell is going on with her knee sag. Knee sag and boob sag should not be happening until at least 40! Not at 27! The Lohag is a wrinkling saggy mess of plastic parts and lost dreams.
ReplyDeletePS - I'm pretty sure @White Lily will just love having LoHag spoiling her beautiful country. Not!
Hey I just 39 and have zero sag anywhere! Lucky me! Amazing how a good clean drug free and sober life looks on you in middle age! :-)
DeleteDia .. She's starting to look more and more like her mom every day! Viva White Oprah!
DeleteWhen was this beautiful picture taken?
ReplyDeleteAround the World in 80 Lays.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good one Ethorne!
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DeleteI wonder how long she has to report to rehab.
ReplyDeleteI know it's wrong to do this to Brazil but could we not let her back into the country? C'mon ICE, DHS, or anyone who could make this happen, do us a solid!
ReplyDelete"Bunda com bunda" made my morning. These Lohag threads have been gold lately.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday. Its been a long week (and a hard one for a few) hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend.
Happy Friday katydid!!!
ReplyDeleteWishing everyone a safe restful happy weekend! Long week for me too. TGIF!!!
Bunda com bunda!! Priceless!! :D
ReplyDeleteplastic parts and lost dreams indeed, ha ha!!! Yeah she looks ginormous in this photo, kinda weird.
ReplyDeleteIf we ban Lohag from this site, how will I ever get my morning laughs from reading the comments? :(
ReplyDeleteWhen does she go into rehab? Or is this what the LA courts consider as that?
ReplyDeleteThe oddest looking knees.
ReplyDeleteBlack Cat, that dried leathery wrinkled centimeter-thick wart-covered flesh on her kneecap? Hardly noticed it.
ReplyDeleteAss to Ass is a welcome member to the Holy Order of Hag
ReplyDeleteOnly a fool would touch that...and pay for it...some men are insane.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are right the way she's going she'll catch something even nastier than the STD's she already has.
Enty you owe me breakfast! I threw it up thanks to this photo
ReplyDeleteI heard she had to be in rehab by May 2. First, her lawyer has to find a lock-down rehab that will take her and be acceptable to the prosecution and judge.
ReplyDeleteShe's a bloated disgusting mess. I'm so sick of her. Please can we have an Lilo free month.
ReplyDeleteCan't we have a Lohag free month? February was awesome - she doesn't deserve all this attention.
ReplyDeleteI think I read she has 45 days to begin serving her sentence.
ReplyDeleteXander, how about a limited edition "Bunda com bunda!" T ?
ReplyDeleteHi LeGrange !
Bye Lohag! As Gollum says "Go away and never come back!"
ReplyDeleteNow, how does one go about stretching out the skin on your knees to such a point where it's that wrinkled and callused?
ReplyDelete@portlandjewel: Yes. May 2 is 45 days from March 18 when she was sentenced.
ReplyDeleteGuys, I think this is an old photo. The Cracken’s hair hasn’t been “Sun-In Orange” in ages and she was tweaker thin at her last court appearance. But I could be wrong! Even hookers need a Beauty Day. It’s funny, when I saw those thighs and facial bloat I thought this pix was Brit-Brit.
ReplyDeleteWhile in Brazil, she can get a knee lift and some thigh lipo. I'm sure the drugs in Brazilian hospitals are as good as in the US
ReplyDeleteHow is she allowed to leave the country?
ReplyDeleteMooshki was correct with 45 days to report. I heard 7 which was my error. Off to get ears cleaned.
ReplyDeleteDont send Blohan to Brazil.
ReplyDeleteSend her to Iran.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeletePlease someone stop that hag from infecting my country.
We can NEVER ban LiLo! The hag is comedy GOLD! She's got some serious knee callous build-up, I guess we know her specialty. It's pretty horrifying how much she looks like White Oprah here, like twinsies. You shouldn't look like a dried-up alcholic 50 year old whore, when you're only 26.
ReplyDeleteI also want to see what's going to happen to her crap lawyer. He's already about to get in serious trouble over trying to bribe LiLo's assistant. And now, it looks like he tried to scam the court by getting LiLo sentenced to non-existent NY lockdown rehab. I hope it backfires spectacularly for both of them.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Moushki. When will she ever get some real jail time for the stunts she pulls? Jail would work wonders on that face of hers. Shame, she used to be so gorge.
ReplyDeleteMs. Cool that link was awesome!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this ho can leave the country. Don't they consider her a flight risk with all the other stuff she's done? Hell she shows up 40 minutes late for the last appearance. You watch, she'll roll in from South America and go directly to rehab lock down.
Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteQue nojo dessa pessoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
We already have Mulher Melancia, Valeska Popozuda, BBB's... seriously, that's enough trash for one country, Blohan, go away!!!
Happy Friday, ya'll!!
@chumsley, Yeah, completely wrong, you can have her, she's all yours!!! :)
@dia, Hiiiiii sweetiee!! I know you'd remember me, lol!! Really, couldn't she choose a more fitting place, say, like the middle of the ocean?
I'm pretty sure that if she comes she'll go to Rio de Janeiro, so I'm pretty "safe" in my city. But if she comes here, I'll try to find which hotel she's in so that I can be caught in one of the paparazzi picture in the back, pretending that I'm throwing up, lol...
Yeah, I'm working, can't be here much, but I had to comment on this HORRIBLE person...
45 days to report?
ReplyDelete45 days to party her ass off before she goes into rehab? What kind of bullshit is that?
Dia, I have big boobs, they started sagging at 20. But at 43 I look way better in the face than Lohag.
ReplyDelete@feraltart, I have large breasts too AND I've had four kids ... no sagging yet! But I never ever go without a bra (even to bed) and I swear that's the reason. I'm almost 38 (eek!) and I look very young. I also am about 20 pounds overweight ... I say fat is my natural Botox. :-)
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ReplyDeleteLohan's knees are callused from being on all fours for the constant ass to ass.
Even Britney can pull this outfit off better than Lohag.
ReplyDeleteShe looks horrible there. Her legs are gross.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for my 40 year old comment. I am 39 myself and have noticed the Upper Deck Sag! Gravity happens! But at 27??? Come on!
ReplyDeleteI know I look much younger than her. Hell, my mom looks younger than her!
She is the "before" to a non-existent "after". Actually, the after is probably just going to be a corpse. A corpse with really weird knees.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2013/03/24/lindsay-lohan-brazil-rehab/
ReplyDeleteIt's true. I'm gonna puke.