Justin Bieber in the hospital. Lost that sympathy vote pretty quickly after this. When is rehab?
James Franco got a star on the walk of fame.
Kevin Costner and his wife after dinner.
The good news for Women's Health is that Smash is still on the air. It would have been embarrassing to have Katharine McPhee on the cover if it had already been canceled.
Amy Adams and her boyfriend on the way to work out.
The amazing Michael J Fox.
Maya Rudolph and her baby bump.
Nikki Reed and Rumer Willis prove anyone can be a DJ.
Stacy Keibler doesn't seem too concerned with her impending breakup with George Clooney.
No, don't cancel Smash!!!! I realize I'm one of like 4 people that watch it, but I love it!!
ReplyDeleteI love it too!
DeleteMe three! Esp Derek. "what you're going to sack me for shagging some actresses?" I loved it
DeleteMe four or whatever number I am, but this season has been a big let down. Last season was soooo good. Damn NBC
DeleteI'm convinced that Justin Bieber has a vadge.
ReplyDeleteIf I had Stacy Keibler's legs, I wouldn't be concerned, either.
James Franco got a star? What a joke.
DJing is the new black, apparently.
Kevin Costner and his wife look like they passed out in a tanning bed.
I guess one can easily buy that star can't they? I'm surprised more of us mere mortals haven't given it a chance.
ReplyDeleteIs DJ really a job anymore? I mean there are some that are wonderful and know their stuff and then there's Paris and Rumer and gawd knows who else who have zero business calling themselves one.
Oh no, Rumer Willis has the hair coloring I want. I don't want to take a photo of her the my colourist :((((
ReplyDeleteHasn't Enty had George and Stacy on the verge of breaking up for over a year now?
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber is fast hitting over-saturation. And, um, does he pack headphones in his emergency bag or something? Weird.
ReplyDeleteEnty, I think you meant to say James Franco BOUGHT a star.
I have shoes that look just like Amy Adams'! Except mine are a pair of Adidas that my 8yo nephew left after Christmas vacation. Dinky feet for the win!
MJF! Gotta love that little shade he threw at Swifty - "she writes songs about her ex-boyfriends? What a career." (something like that)
PSH, I have Garage Band on my Mac. IMMA DJ Y'ALL.
Franco gets a star on the Walk of Fame? that's terrible.
ReplyDeleteOH COME ON JAMES FRANCO TOO. I'm telling you they are handing that Shit for free. I'm putting my name on the list. You best believe DRAGON will be next to Britney Spears or Denzel Washington by next year.
ReplyDeleteThat Justin pic made me stabby.
ReplyDeleteAnd I really didn't need to see his 'path to paradise' either. For rill.
DeleteRumeris looking better these days
ReplyDeleteStacy isn't concerned because she's probably relieved. Now she can have a career again. Remember a while back we had a BI that basically implied George wouldn't let her be on DWTS? Now she can once she's free.
ReplyDeleteHope that girl banked her salary in the Caymans.
A face made for radio.
ReplyDeleteMJF! He can just do no wrong in my book. Love him and always happy to see him anywhere!
ReplyDelete"Oh no, Rumer Willis has the hair coloring I want. I don't want to take a photo of her the my colourist :(((("
HA! No, I don't know that anyone wants to do that. I DO think she looks really good lately, though! Bless her heart.
Beiber-put the shirt back on. That's a order. Is that a 3rd nipple? Oh, my screen is just dirty.
ReplyDeleteStacy always looks good. I too wish I could have legs like hers.
McPhee is your skirt tight enough?
ReplyDeleteKatherine McPhee is BORING and is not going to happen.
ReplyDeleteTaterHead is very, very skinny now.
Don't worry, VIPBlonde, I must be one of the other four with you. Megan Hilty ♥
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Katharine McPhee though or her character.
VIPBlonde - my boss, my daughter and myself all watch it too. That makes 5 :D
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift has some tin ears when it comes to her public image. First she goes postal on Michael J Fox and then she says Amy Pohlor & Tina Fey will burn in Hell for ribbing her. She needs to stop chartering planes & use that money to buy herself a sense of humor. Might make those breakups easier to bear too.
ReplyDeleteJustin has dumb tattoos. What's his issue anyways? Drugs? He's been acting uber weird.
ReplyDeleteJustin has dumb tattoos. What's his issue anyways? Drugs? He's been acting uber weird.
ReplyDeletejustin's smoking weed, which lets be honest, who cares, what the problem is is his ego. its out of control.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Seriously JB, hospital gowns tie behind the neck and on either the side or right above your ass crack. Put those birds back in the cage before they fly away. My 8 year old son has more muscles and definition than that. Oh and his grocery store 25 cent tattoo looks better than half of that clip art crap you got.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Renoblondee stabby is exactly what that pic of Beiber makes me feel, I can't stand his smug skinny ass.
ReplyDeleteStacy looks good, if Franco would never talk in public he'd be a much better crush, love his smile and his Freaks and Geeks character.
I thought Michael J Fox was Charlie Sheen at first, sorry Michael! You're much better looking than Charlie it must be the cold meds.
Yes! You too can be a DJ! Just follow these simple steps:
ReplyDelete1) Walk into club
2) Remove iPod from purse
3) Plug iPod into DJ thingamajig
4) Get paid
Kidding - real DJs still spin records and mix beats. I'm not sure why someone would pay random celebrity offspring to do the steps above?
This Bieber kid permanently has his pants down, even in the hospital bed. Pull your pants up! Yeah, I'm "old" (over 30) but not so old I don't know that look was stupid to begin with and has been stale for quite some time now. You are not "hood" nor "revolutionary" nor "cool" with your pants hanging down. Your just you with your butt out.
ReplyDelete/This concludes today's rant.
Ha Ha Ha! Just blew up that picture of the 2 girls "DJing" and realized that there is actually an electronic record player (for real DJs to mix beats) not being used, but sitting on top of it is a plugged in iPod.
ReplyDeleteBieber has been papped smoking weed and drinking purple drank so... combined with being a total douchenozzle, there ya go.
ReplyDeleteOk the Beibs picture made me gag. Who takes a pic of themselves in the hospital with half naked with his 'path to paradise' showing? Only a fricken fame whore, that's who. Maybe he should hook up with Courtney Stodden. And then her half sister Courtland can open for him.
ReplyDeleteLc, please no more using the words "path to paradise" and Justin Bieber's ever again. Oh, and no referring to his "goody trail" either!
DeleteSeachica - ITA. I just finished dinner and almost threw up!
DeleteLets rename it his path to disappointment
DeleteI feel sorry for Katherine McPhee; how embarrassing to have the words "Flat Belly...Finally" with an arrow pointing her stomach. I'd be mortified.
ReplyDeleteDude isn't even hooked up to an EKG or the thing that monitors blood oxygen. AND he's wearing tighty-whiteys. I'm with Greenmountaingal - Biebs has a vadge.
ReplyDeleteIt is International Women's Day. I believe many of us are offended that Bieber is considered one of us. We will not take Bieber under our wing. He does not belong, and never will. Sorry men, he and his toddler pants are staying with you.
ReplyDeleteI agree Pugglewug, I won't claim him...
Delete"When is rehab?" Forget that--when is gay porn?
ReplyDeleteAnd who's that lounge lizard with Stacy Keibler?
ReplyDeleteRox - That magazine cover irritated me, too, but good catch, I didn't even think of how it sounded like an insult!
ReplyDeleteThat magazine promises a flat belly with a few exercises, but that's BS. In any celebrity's case, it's a personal trainer, hours at the gym, monitored diets, Spanx and Photoshop. And often, cocaine. Their "finally!" exercises aren't the magic answer!
@Andy Keibler can have her career again? What career? Nobody knew her before DWTS and she was a nearly nobody until Georged hired....uh, I mean hooked up with her.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be known as George Clooney's ex-girlfriend from no on. She'll end up the same as Lisa Snowden - "hostessing" stuff on TV. Thats it.
It could be worse, atleast she's not hated like the italian chick. I nearly died laughing when I read Jenny whatshernamewhodidPlayboy wouldn't be on DWTS because they had her on.
Even in the hospital Justin Bieber still can't keep his pants up and has his underwear hanging out. He's such a buffoon.
ReplyDeleteUgh, that Bieber pic is so gross.
ReplyDelete@Robert - The "lounge lizard" is Joseph Mimran, a fashion designer who created Club Monaco and Joe Fresh (a weirdly popular cheap fashion line sold in grocery stores in Canada and now launching in the States).
ReplyDeleteSo he does look sleazy, but he's more accomplished than ol Stace.
@Rox, I read that as "finally, you too can have a flat belly just like Katherine McPhee!" but I prefer your interpretation. ;)
ReplyDeleteI would like to roundhouse kick the jackass who took that photo of Beaver for making me dry heave.
ReplyDeleteEnty, from now on, consider referring to the Walk of Fame as "bought a star" instead of "got a star." Yes, they need to be famous but paying is part of the gig.
ReplyDelete@Tinsel - Do you know how much a star goes for these days?
DeleteOH CRAP did Stacey and George break up???? Need to read further....
ReplyDeleteMan, it's so sad to see things like "beiber must have a vadge," especially when the user seemingly is a "gal" herself - what the hell is wrong with having a vagina?! In a world with so many great swear words, can we just move on from the "he's a woman", "he's a little girl" bullshit, or else we'll never reach any real equality. /rant
ReplyDelete@pugglewug - you said it best, girl!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell does James Franco have a star and James Hong does not??? Who you ask? You will recognize his face if not his name.
ReplyDeleteI met Mr Hong at the PDX Comic Con and this came up. He's been in over 400 roles during his 50 year career - been in Blade Runner, Big Trouble in Little China, Wayne's World, and Seinfeld (the restaurant host who says Cartwright). And he's still acting at age 87! He joked about starting a Kickstarter project to fund his star. He was super nice and sweet. Made me really sad. You picked the wrong James people!!!
Agree with PuggleWug and hamster party! Well said, ladies!!!
ReplyDeleteYawn, Katherine McPhee. I just canceled my WH subscription last week and this issue showed up in the mail yesterday. No!!!
I'm with Pugglewug. Why do some women (ahem, greenmountaingal) insult Bieber by saying he has a vadge? That's insulting to our entire gender!
ReplyDeleteSome gossip mag reporting George and Stacey have ended the contract....reported on Bohomoth page.
ReplyDeleteSome gossip mag reporting George and Stacey have ended the contract....reported on Bohomoth page.
ReplyDeleteI'm not insulting our gender, everyone. I am a women's college graduate and very proud to be a woman. I was trying to be funny, and obviously some perceived it as something offensive. That was not the intention.
ReplyDeleteLC said: "path to parasite"
ReplyDeleteI fixed your typo for you. LOLOLOL
Lol. Perfect
DeleteKatherine McPhee is the ugliest thing ever. She looks like a kitchen witch and I am offended that someone so ugly can be on TV and have a career. Bitch has a face for radio.
ReplyDeleteAww poor little Justin :(
That guy with Stacy Keibler has the gayest shoes ever. And not in a good way, in a sad way.
Green, I was just kidding around that our "team" won't take him. I've been commenting for a few months, and know you are not sexist. I like your sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I like your sense of humor, too :)
Delete@green, I wasn't offended by your comment-I know you're kidding!
ReplyDeletePlus-we're both anti-Anchorman, and we gotta stick together! ;)
Misogyny is not funny, and beyond played out. We are not amused.
ReplyDeleteHe is just one smug, ugly turd. I find him repellent.