Blind Item #6
Between all of her family members being on her payroll, it is shocking that this B list mostly movie actress has any money at all to her name. Not only does all of her immediate family work for the teen actress, but relatives she does not even know work for her. Supposedly. Something they are figments of mom's imagination. Mom has a little nose candy problem. So, does her daughter, but daughter doesn't know mom does and that mom got herself arrested last month because of her little habit.
chloe moretz (sp)
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing this is another Chloe Moretz blind, I know her mom and brother work for her, and everyone hints about sex and drugs.
ReplyDeleteAny other guesses?
Yes! I love it when the Chloe Crazies come out to play! 3...2...1...
ReplyDeleteBlohan, and she works HARD for the money
ReplyDeleteStrange if true, because Chloe just took the whole tribe on a vacation to Mexico.
ReplyDeleteif b.i. didn't state 'mostly movie actress', i'd swear enty was describing demi lovato and her absolute piece of crap family.
ReplyDeleteI have an evil streak in me today, I'm gonna say Chloe Moretz, too, just for shits & giggles.
ReplyDeleteHow many crazies will show up?
Besides me, of course. HA! :-D
Chloe was my guess before even looking at everyone else's here
ReplyDeleteI hear SO many BAD Chloe Moretz stories, just ALL OVER the internet. You can barely click anywhere without hearing how awful she is!!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is any person who would dare defend such scandals as I've seen from CM, all over the place?!
Ha, you are a troll now.
DeleteI honestly haven't seen anything to legitimately incriminate her, but I see something devious in her face. The look.
Don't get me wrong, I was a devious teen girl, too! Takes one to know one?
I keep hearing that Chloe is not a good person and that gives me the sads. I adored her as Hit Girl and Kaylie Hooper on 30 Rock, all sweet and cute but totally outpacing Jack. :(
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean you read it.
DeleteOh, Vicki. You're a peach. Never change!
DeleteIt would be cool if Chloe's mom hoovered up and 8-ball and popped in to defend her. What is her name so we can check all the mug shot sites?
ReplyDeleteP.S. It is a big plus if a girl is already drug addicted and "been around the block" when she reaches 18. I don't have the heart to be the guy to give a chick her first line of blow or her first Xanax. I also am no longer interested in have to invest much time in showing a chick the ropes. You are never properly compensated for such an investment, and you are just going to make the next guy happier. F That.
I know this is going to be controversial, but I have encountered Chloe and her family and they seem remarkably normal. Like, dad in khakis normal. She is also very polite.
ReplyDelete@Unknown Most of the people I've known that have portrayed themselves as the "dad in khakis" type family have been hiding the biggest and juiciest secrets.
DeleteHa! Big juicy secrets hidden in khakis.
ReplyDeleteI love that as I read through these comments, I inevitably hit one where my mind immediately thinks, "Ah, this had to be the Count." Never fails to crack me up.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say Jessica Simpson, but Chloe would fit.
ReplyDeleteSo she's as ugly on outside as inside? Well her last name is moretz...
ReplyDelete" I know her mom and brother work for her"
ReplyDeleteNeither work for her. Her mother is a nurse. Her other brothers have their own careers.
"and everyone hints about sex and drugs."
People hint that the president is Kenyan too.
Did you actually read what I wrote before writing another piece of crap?
DeleteMy comment was basically saying that I knew this was going to be another Chloe bashing post whether it's warranted or not.
You are a fucking idiot.
if Chloe Moretz has a so bad reputation ,why does she work much in Hollywood?
ReplyDeleteI don't know that she has that reputation in Hollywood, maybe just gossip blogs.
DeleteI see her name a lot on every "wild teen" post, but as a mom I think she looks ladylike and age appropriate on the street.
She has a look that I think makes it believable somehow.
i just read her dad was a plastic surgeon doctor at Atlanta and a member of her family is always with her on the set and during the filming
ReplyDelete@Frenchgirl,
ReplyDeleteThe answer to your question is because she doesn't have a bad reputation, at least not with anyone who matters. Internet gossip, unfair as it may be, doesn't alter reality.
And it arrived like clockwork. This was just to easy. Ha-ha! :-D
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah,
ReplyDeleteI'm a troll because I'm the one person on this website who knows anything about the girl some here decide to defame, but you are a legitimate commenter who throws out false info and decides she's horrible because you see "deviousness" in her face. And then hilarity ensued.
As for your second "comment", you really should take a sedative. I didn't attack you.
Ha ha ha take a sedative
Delete@Sav: All you know about the girl is what you have read and seen in interviews. You have no intimate knowledge of what she is like when the cameras are off. You know her like Margaret Mary Ray knew David Letterman.
ReplyDelete@FS: Fine looking woman too. Tight ass, huge rack and the pussy taste like sweet potato pie.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula Ha-ha! You're so bad, you're good. I love warped humor. :-)
Delete@Count Jerkula,
ReplyDeleteYou are wrong on that account. Granted it's no ability to know someone based on facial expressions, but it is more than you suggest, and far more than those throwing her name out here have.
@Cornflower: Thanks.
ReplyDelete@Sav: Then please tell us where your intimate knowledge of all things Moretz comes from, besides the media.
It's awesome when you guys fight about Chloe! #entertained
ReplyDeleteI for one think she's a great little actress, haven't heard a lot of gossip about her personal life, except on here actually...
@Count Jerk: I think I love you.
@Count, love you too. ^
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteIn reality, the media tends to be lazy and make misleading or false claims as well which leads to an echo chamber effect.
I'd never claim to know what she does at all times. But then I don't know what anyone does at all times which is why I don't make assertions as to people's behavior.
You can talk til you're blue in the face but they're not interested in the truth. It is easier to believe the worst about people for them because it makes them feel superior in their miserable lives. They like living in fantasy land and they'll crucify anyone that threatens their escapism. This is far better than what they have going on in reality.
DeleteDon't wake the babies.
I think I'm going to have to list an email address on my Blogger profile so all these ladies can show their love w/ random acts of bathroom mirror nudes. Faces blurred or blocked will be fine.
ReplyDeleteJust don't chintz me w/ pics pulled from the net, because I am adept at Google Image Search and have a right click add on that will run a pic through Tineye and 4 other image search engines.
@Sav: You do make assertions to people's behavior, specifically this Moritz girl. You seem to believe she is incapable of anything unsavory.
ReplyDeleteAlso, since you refuse to enlighten us as to the nature of your intimate knowledge, we can all come to the conclusion you are Stalky McStalkenstien or a PR person struggling to stay off the unemployment line.
I mean come on, an adult w/ all them posts on message boards about a teen girl? If you aint gettin paid for it, you go Bynes level damage.
In conclusion, suck it.
@ Count Jerkula,
ReplyDeleteYou are falsely characterizing what I have said or "seem to believe." I have no interest in another petty, boring, back-and-forth with you over identity. The bottom line is you are okay with false assertions, rumor mongering, and character assassination, and are only bothered by someone who isn't. To paraphrase Bobby Brown, that's your prerogative.
I have no dog in this fight however...
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Stalky McStalkenstein.
I heard Moretz has been under the knife for vaginal rejuvenation. Twice.
ReplyDeleteSav, (again I have no opinion either way), this IS a gossip site...of course people are rumor mongering (and making false assertions and character assassinations)
ReplyDeleteJust to liven up the conversation- I'll say dear Scar Jo. Her mother is her manager, and her twin brother might work for her too.
ReplyDelete@Sav: I'm only bothered by shills and loons.
ReplyDeleteIf you cared about anyone else who is torn to shreds on a day to day basis here, I'd see you as genuine. Your obsession with this bim, and your idea that she is incapable of any of the actions in these blinds, sets you apart from the crowd and plants you firmly in one of the 2 groups I mentioned.
@PuggleWug: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteThat pussy musta been gettin murdered to need that already.
@Lola,
ReplyDeleteYes it is, but many believe what is tossed about. It gets spread and taken as fact. The disclaimer about rumors, conjecture, and fiction should be moved to the top of the site.
Hey, Count - tacos or burgers before the crucifixion of the truth-tellers? And no, we're not going to FantasyLand, you keep calling it that but we know it's Hooters.
ReplyDeleteI want Fuzzy Tacoes
DeleteI want Fuzzy Tacoes
DeleteI just grilled up burgers tonight. Montreal Steak Seasoning, Pepper Jack cheese. I may be a perv, but the site of that burger got more action going in my droopy Fruities than anything I've seen at Hooters. I think it is the leggings they where that kills any chance of wood.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'll go with Tacos. I haven't been to Fish Taco in a while. I don't eat fish tacos, but they serve Mexican fare w/ a full bar and sometimes a band. They are Jersey's second best small fast food chain, next to WindMill.
Sav learns about her by watching through her windows, obviously.
ReplyDelete@Count, only if we can go to the bowling alley on the way back. And ice cream after.
ReplyDeleteExclusive tape of Chloe Moretz going ass to ass
ReplyDeleteSav, she is not someone to look up to.
Puggle, you're bad ;)
Delete"@Sav: I'm only bothered by shills and loons.'
ReplyDeleteComing from someone who frequents a gossip site for the sole purpose of being a jester, that stings.
Really? Sav gets dumped all over while Count is worshiped? I just do not get the new CDaN.
ReplyDeleteWhich Enty are you?
DeleteYou mean there's more than one?
DeleteAt least 2.
DeleteI like tacos.
ReplyDeleteI thought you said he was a creep.
DeleteHuh?
DeleteHahahah @ FSP!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't there be public reports about a celebrity actress' mother being arrested on TMZ or Smoking Gun or whatever?
ReplyDelete@Mooshki: Sav is a shill and/or a loon. I am an entertaining asshole and not in denial about.
ReplyDelete@Sav: I aint tryin to make it sting, man. I'm just saying the truth.
@PuggleWug: You know how dangerous that is? I blew a groove in my finger w/ a pressure washer once.
Shit! I just put myself in a CDaN timeout in another thread & then I wander back into sheer hijinks over here!
ReplyDeleteOh, PuggleWug, I almost had a Poise moment laughing at your responses! Especially, ass-to-ass. You are on FI-YAH! I think that's twice today you've had me in tears. :-D
You & the Count are awesomesauce!
And just for the record, I called it! Just like clockwork, it arrived. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect this hilarity to ensue!
Goodnight, Sweethearts, Goodnight! I hope this place isn't burned to the ground in the morning. :-D
Ciao!
Pugs- I <3 you!
ReplyDeleteCount-I fuckin <3 you too!
Sav-Mind that 500 ft. M'kay?
--@Mooshki: Sav is a shill and/or a loon.--
ReplyDeleteRebutting falsehoods and pointing out irregularities = shilling/crazy/uncalled for.
Repeatedly asserting w/out evidence that a 14/15/16-year-old with no track record is abusing drugs and alcohol and having sexual trysts with grown men (rape) including 50-year-old Johnny Depp based on fictional blind items = completely sane/ normal.
Count logic.
What is irritating about you is that while I understand that it's hard to read tone, I was suggesting that Chloe happens to be EVERY wild teen guess and I was over it.
DeleteMy remark about her having a bad girl look was a supposition as to why she gets guessed, not an accusation.
You see her name and go ape shit every single time.
No one sees you on any other post, and every eye is rolling every time there's a Chloe mention, knowing her fierce protector is back.
I'm not engaging with you after this, but I thought I'd at least point out that you singled out my posts without the least bit of comprehension as to my true meaning.
I don't think I ever called her name out for a blind. I noticed your vehement denial (just as baseless as the people naming her) in a thread and called you out on it.
ReplyDeleteOh no though, you aren't a shill or a loon. You are just a super duper fan who monitors the bims web presence, like Wile E Coyote monitors the Road Runner. When you make your move, don't use any ACME brand products.
I could give 2 drizzling shits about the bim. Call me when she's legal and her tits are on Mr. Skin. Until then, she could spend her time in your basement chains for all I care.
This has been quite entertaining. Not sure if one exists, but we have established a group within a group...the Jerkuladies. Count me in.
ReplyDelete{crying} The Jerkuladies. {still crying}
ReplyDeleteT-shirts available in the gift shop.
I'll take a low-cut v-neck, size small.
Delete@ Candyland: HA HA HA HA HA !
ReplyDeleteThe Jerkuladies would be a good name for a chick band.
Y'all are chomping at the bit to slut shame some young teen age girl none of you know crap about except that she's famous and then attacking people who call you on it. Do you know how sad that is? You should be ashamed of yourselves. But I guess if you find some bordering on pedo internet tough guy/funny man hilarious, it's expecting too much of you.
ReplyDeleteSquid, you might not have heard, but you can't disagree with the herd. Ask J.
Delete@Squid: It aint that someone is defending the bim. It is that Sav is over the top in defending this ONE broad and only shows up here to defend the one broad. It aint like he is commenting all over and enjoying the site.
ReplyDeleteI'm no internet tough guy. I don't knock around the internet talking about kicking teeth down throats or busting knee caps.
Find an example of me attacking another poster here besides Sav. I called Tuxedo Cat "Canadian" once. Other than that, I believe I have done a good job only attacking the words and not the people typing them.
Unlike you who feels the need to try and paint me as pedo by using "bordering on". WTF does that mean? If you are trying to insinuate that I only fuck chicks who are of legal age, then I'll have you know you are right. If you are trying to insinuate that I am pedo because I like chicks younger than me, then you got more screws loose than this poor Sav fella.
I am glad you think I am a funny man though. I'll have my people get in touch with your people when the t-shirts hit the streets.
In conclusion, I FUCKING LOVE IT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ENJOYING MY COMMENTS MAKE SOME OF YOU TWICE AS NUTS AS MY COMMENTS DO!
Sweet dreams, y'all.
Suck it.
I can't believe this is happening again!
ReplyDelete@Sav, for what it is worth, you are never going to win unless you come up with some kind of proof that you either work for Ms. Moritz, or are a friend/family member. It is nice though that someone is going to bat for this kid, whatever the reason behind it is.
-- It is that Sav is over the top in defending -- (My friend the Count)
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm not at the level of defending you deem proper, your highness. In point of fact, I didn't even bother defending her in this thread. Just as I refrained in other recent posts in which it was stated she was up to something nefarious. I simply corrected one statement and made a general point before the hand-wringing began.
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-- I noticed your vehement denial (just as baseless as the people naming her) -- (My friend the Count)
Baseless? Most of this crap is fiction used to draw people to the site.
Why should anyone have to prove her innocence? And you couldn't care less about any baseless claims against her as you've all but stated. You've yet to ask anyone why they are so certain she does these things, or get on their case as to who they are. You don't care that one can't even do a simply search for news or info on the girl without running into the crap that is spread on gossip sites. You are entitled not to care just as I am allowed to comment about it once in a while, unless there is a rule against it I am not aware of.
@Sav: That is the cost of being a celebrity. If the bim don't like reading negative stuff, she can go flip burgers.
ReplyDelete"Why should anyone have to prove her innocence? "
I don't know, that is what I been asking you, why the unhealthy need to only post here in her defense? You comment about no one else. You defend no one else. It is all Chloe all the time. Maybe you are and OCD Aspie stalker type, maybe you are a paid hack (piss poor one at that), maybe you are a family member. The only thing for sure is you aren't a random person that feels bad for the plight of celebrities. No one found 900posts of you talking about anyone else, just a teenage girl.
Have we established your age? I'd love to know the age of some one infatuated with this teen bim, especially since a someone a few comments back is saying I'm "bordering on pedo". Me thinks there are a few around here "bordering on reality".
It's Chloe Moretz. Yeah, she's a skank!
ReplyDeleteMe too, Kimberly.
ReplyDeleteIt has been a while since I had the chance to partake in a Choco Taco too. Thems good eatin ;)
Kimberly! I love Fuzzys!!!! It one of the things I miss most about Fort Worth. Sorry to go OT!
ReplyDeleteThis whole thread is amazing. Rarely do I respond anymore, but I find myself agreeing with certain posters. Frankly, I have been really busy at work and haven't had the time to go back and post something. But you guys are fucking amazing and I had tacos for dinner last night.
ReplyDeleteOh boy, I feel silly. I thought Fuzzy Tacos was a euphemism and not an actual restaurant.
ReplyDelete@Count Hee-hee-hee. So did I. ;-)
DeleteSarah,
ReplyDeleteIt's true that tone is hard to gauge, but that goes both ways. Nothing I said was an attack on you or warranted the kind of response you gave. I was only correcting something and making a point. You acted as if I set your child on fire. I admit that I could've made it clearer that the point was a general one and not aimed at you. But I did not go ape shit and I do not respond to every comment about Moretz. There has been ample opportunity in recent months and yet I haven't done so.
Count,
ReplyDeleteWhy do you care what I post about? No chance you'd react any different here if I threw guesses out or talked about what a piece of crap someone is, so what's the point? If I "felt bad for celebrities" you'd stop pretending I'm on a payroll? Not likely.
---- No one found 900posts of you talking about anyone else, just a teenage girl. ---(My friend the Count)
No one found that either. You folks don't know how message boards work, do you? Making assumptions isn't helping and doesn't shame me either, so try a new tact.
Can I be one of the Jerkuladies too please? This has been enormously entertaining!
ReplyDeleteAnd Count it took me a moment to realize what tacos Kimberly was talking about.
Hey why don't we just ignore this guy. I mean no one can have a argument by themselves unless they're crazy and if he comments continually and no one is responding then we can pretty much deduce whether he is plain ole obsessive or a (family) employee.
-- Hey why don't we just ignore this guy. --
ReplyDeleteThat option was always available, but my sins were too great for the amateur FBI squad to let go.
Bit disappointing though to see people who defended me in a previous thread turn on me now. Wonder what changed.
Sav: I wasn't talking to you. That was addressed to others.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies. I'll let you go on talking about my potential craziness while the sane folks explain how Johnny Depp is having affairs with 14-year-old co-stars.
ReplyDeleteWell, if Jerkula has so many fans, I guess I know why 50 Shades of Grey was so popular.
ReplyDeleteAbusive Assholes are the new big thing.
ReplyDelete@ Mooshki - I think Count does what he does to be disruptively entertaining in a tongue-in-cheek way. If he had malicious intent, I doubt he'd have so many fans. Hope I'm not wrong on this count, Count! (Although, being the Count, he may not admit this :)
ReplyDelete@Sherry - Anyone who appreciates the Count's sense of humor, his entertaining spin on the blinds and articulate nature can be a Jerkuladies member! You're in!
Yay Candyland! I'll need a large to fit the girls. The Count would really appreciate them. ( Wow I feel like I'm in love with a bad boy)
Delete@Sav: It would probably start with the adult being 1/2 way through a quart of Wild Turkey before noon. A couple "Woops!" touches while shooting, and an awkward "Oh he's just drunk" moment right before a meal break.
ReplyDeleteWhile everyone is stuffing their faces, and she is trying to learn lines in her trailer, he could knock on her door and say he would like to apologize. He enters the trailer, sits down, puts his hand on her leg and starts to slur through an apology. "OMG THIS BIG STAR TOUCHED ME" races through her head and sets off a burst of adrenaline. She says "Oh don't worry. Its no big deal."
Then, in this hypothetical, the adult male would tell her how she is so understanding and mature for her age. Lil more chit chat and getting comfy and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag of blow and asks if she partakes.
Not wanting to feel like a lil kid after the adult male called her mature, she hoovers up some blow. Next thing you know they are all chatty and energetic, and naked things happen.
DISCLAIMER: This is all a hypothetical situation and not to be considered true in any way shape or form. It is merely to explain to Sav how such things could happen. I have no inside knowledge, I just watch too much SVU. If you need an explanation of what "naked things" are, then cut and paste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmF5utefe8M
Oh Count, How do I love thee?
DeleteLet me count thy demented ways...
@candyland:
ReplyDeleteMooshki don't like me and she never will. She is probably angrier at the fact that people enjoy my comments and that she no longer has a password to delete comments SHE doesn't like, than anything I actually say.
@Sherry - Welcome to the Jerkuladies!
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! I agree with you on all counts (get it?). Also, I ain't no insider here. I'm an everyday reader and a VERY rare poster. Felt compelled to post yesterday, 'cause the Count's posts (along with VIP, Libby and several fantastic others...where's Amber been lately?) are what keep me coming back to CDAN.
@Candyland Welcome! I was a longtime lurker until about a month ago & it's been fun for the most part. I just skip over the jerks...except the Count, of course. :-D
DeleteJust a bad pun, people. :-) I'm not calling anyone a jerk for real.
God Dammit, now I wanna taco! Cool Ranch specifically.
ReplyDelete