Snooki Says She Does Not Use Laxatives And Has Eaten Lately

A Star Magazine report this week says that Snooki lost 42 pounds since the birth of her son by eating solely lettuce and egg whites and also enjoys using laxatives. I'm not sure anyone enjoys using laxatives, but if you do, please make sure you have a fine quality toilet paper or you are going to be raw. Personal experience? I thought they were chocolates which is why I have never had bacon chocolate covered bacon. I'm scared. Oh, the report also said that the majority of Snooki's caloric intake comes from booze. I can see that. She has definitely ramped up the partying again. Snooki says she lost the weight through hard work at the gym and eating correckly and if any tabloid would like to do a story about it, she is willing to tell it for a fee. Weight loss companies are also invited and she will probably say she used that program if the fee is high enough.