Thursday, May 23, 2013

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy Easy

This A list rapper said it was worth it to him because he always wanted to have sex with this former A list reality star/celebrity and now just an annoying name. Plus, if he makes a few bucks, then it will be a win/win. It is never a win/win when you have sex with her. Ever.

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  1. Um duuuuuuuuuuuuhhh! It's YEEEEEZUS!!! Lol...can't believe he named his album that....

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  2. Paris Hilton..Lil Wayne

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    1. He just signed her to his label so i think you're right

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    2. That was to @ginwhocares

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  3. Wonky McGutterwhore for the celeb but who is the rapper?

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    1. Ewww. I can't even imagine having sexy times with him. Ugh. That mouth. Just gross. He looks like a damn gremlin. UGHHHHH.

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  4. I'm actually tossed btw Paris and Kim

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  5. People need to stop treating sex like a to do list. Ugh

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  6. @ LottaColada Thanks for the confirmation. I feel like if it was Kim, Kanye would just lose money...

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    2. @Asher, I still can't believe it.

      Paris Hilton second album

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  7. I think Paris is FORMER A, and Kim would be CURRENT A, hopefully sliding to B.

    So I vote Paris.

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  8. Paris hilton because it says FORMER

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  9. I was reading it as Kim but the its never a win win is probably parisite Hilton. Damn you lol Wayne I had such acrush on you.

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  10. Damn iPhone editing its suppose to be a shame crush!

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  11. Paris is a known racist though, would she sleep with Lil Wayne?

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  12. Chris--I regret to inform you that the biggest racists often sleep with black men as a 'Buck' fantasy-thing. It's still so racist.

    Kinda like homophobes getting blown in public restrooms---They're probably more vocal racists because the LOVE black men. Jmo, of course.

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  13. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Coco and AP.9 - just to switch it up a little

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  14. "Wonky" is Michael K's pet name for Paris.

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  15. Has Lil Wayne heard Paris "sing"? Ugh. She breathe/sings with that little girl voice that she's convinced is sexy. But since she's a racist I can see how he'd get a kick out of banging her. Hope he wore a haz-mat suit.

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  16. Lil Wayne just signed Paris Hilton to his label. The guy's an idiot.

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  17. I thought of Wonky right away and Lil Wayne sounds right and yuck! I don't know which one is more disgusting!

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  18. Yep..Wonky and Weezy

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    1. THIS should be the name of her first album with Cash Money lol

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  20. I'll throw out Miley & Snoop... Although, let's be honest, all of the above names are acceptable answers. There is no way this riddle applies to only one egocentric hook-up.

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  21. You have a gun to your head and are forced to have sex with either Little Wayne or Paris Hilton. Who would you choose? WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

    (I think I'd choose the gun.)

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  22. I vaguely recall a blind about a celebrity who was known to be a racist but always got off on black man on black man videos. Paris was the popular guess.

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  23. Any 'disconnected' hatred, i.e. bigotry often stems from self denial of said object of scorn. Textbook.

    Having said that, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww on both of those skanktastic skeezeballs.

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  24. For some reason im not surprised by this. They both r dirty it makes sense to me!

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  25. They probably all share the same diseases so...

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  26. Off topic..and i am newbie but every time i comment via mobile it double posts...so sorry about all ny deleted comments

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  29. So thats why Lil Wayne signed Paris Hilton.
    Ew.
    Just ew.

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  30. So thats why Lil Wayne signed Paris Hilton.
    Ew.
    Just ew.

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  31. Guys, I didn't sleep too well lastnight- I had to watch several episodes of Games of Thrones during the night, just so I could look at some hot naked ass. That reminds me, I haven't taken my pain pill and my butt hurts.

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  32. If it is Wonk and Lil Wayne we will know soon enough as Wonk announces pregnancy in 3.....2.....

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  33. It's easy to assume black since it states rapper and he's a sorry negro for going down that road . Sometimes I think brothers put white women on pedestals more than white men no matter what she looks like or have. Sad shit.

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  34. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Paris and Weezy F Baby, but come on you guys... if it's one thing Paris has always done well it's being reasonably physically attractive( I know, barf), she's got a decent fashion sense, dresses and styles herself fine,(it's everything else about her she needs to work on) and has always framed herself as a sex object, so for someone who's trying to tap anything and everything just to say he did it, I don't think this is that much of a stretch, in fact I'm sure it wasn't that much of a stretch. ew, God, vom, brain bleach brain bleach brain bleach.

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  35. I can't believe ANYONE would fuck Lil Wayne.

    Paris is so fucking sleazy, I would not put it past her.

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    1. Can't believe any black man would fuck let alone be associated with a whitebitch caught on video calling 2 black men nigger. Still sad shit.

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  36. Ugh so either Wayne already has the herp or is going to get it from parasite and infect all his babies momma if they don't already have it. What an idiot.

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  37. .... I can't imagine a better couple ever than Paris Hilton and Little Wayne.

    I'm dead serious.

    If you look past your hatred of them, I think you'll realize that these two are perfect for each other.

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  38. Having sex with Paris Hilton is like playing Russian roulette with your dick

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