Friday, May 10, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former almost A list mostly television actor who now makes a really good living just being himself tried and failed to have bathroom sex with his girlfriend this week. Apparently our actor had a little too much to drink and kept slamming himself and then his girlfriend into the stall because he could not keep her upright. Finally, after she suffered a gash to the back of her head, he called it off.


91 comments:

  1. William R Moses
    Mooshki knows I'm right

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  2. WOW, @entyonamobile

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  3. ...and it's already gone

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  4. I would say Charlie Sheen except for the almost A list part. He is/was definitely A list, but he does pretty much play himself.

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  5. Jason Alexander and Marisa Tomei---->FACTzzz.

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  6. Neil Patrick Harris? You guys probably don't remember that name, but he was Doogie Howser. After seeing him play himself in Harold & Kumar, I wouldn't be surprised by this blind at all! LOL!

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  7. You're killing me! With laughter.

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  8. Blind Item #4

    It’s been a while since we’ve heard any thing good from this former A+ poster who now has dropped down to a C- because his only comments nowadays are of the “good job big guy” variety. He tries to throw off his scent by thanking someone he claims to have family that goes back deep into old Hollywood when in fact this person has no relation other than a shared surname. Why all the secrecy about his identity? Because he doesn’t exist and he is just another ghost writer used to generate clicks for a certain entertainment blogger who will remain nameless.

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  9. I know that entyonamobile is a troll, but I think he's right about Himmmm being something that the Enties created for page clicks. Thoughts?

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    1. Never thought of that before, but I can definitely see something like that being true.

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    2. My thought is that I don't really care about Himmm. I care about you though, Karen!

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    3. @Karen - that has been going around the interwebs since the whole room 23 rumor since 2009? Is that when the blind that Himmmm made the first appearance on?

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    4. I have considered it, but honestly it doesn't bother me much. Real or not, it's still entertaining, so I'm not offput at the idea of it being a ghost writer.

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    5. Karen, you might be on to something! That never occurred to me before.

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    6. Who cares!!!!??? Not me! It's NOT that deep.

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    7. Ya might kill me but I never bought Himmm.

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  10. Fast takedowns.

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  11. I hope this isn't Andy Dick and Jennifer Gimenez. If it is, that'd be a bad move on her part. She shouldn't be dating a drugged up alcoholic.

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    1. Oh, eeewwwwww! It's almost lunchtime, nooo!

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  12. Wow . The comments today! Do we need to Scooby Doo this shit out? LOL

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  13. ya this is a weird day. i wonder if it's related to the day of no posts as well. someone trying to hack/virus the site? and now going the spam/troll route. seems like it's all the same person too. hope entys get it solved.

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    1. Wrong say cheese. This is just the new people who enjoy this site like you! :) we just want to play in the sandbox with you.

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  14. Inquiring minds want to know!

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    1. That was a response to Karwn mentioning mobilenty's post.

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  15. Not that anyone should be dating a drugged up alcoholic, I guess.

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  16. Matt Leblanc - he now has that series on cable 'Episodes' where he plays himself.

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    1. @texas rose that's who i first thought of. seemes to fit.

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    2. damn my spelling! meant seems!

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  17. @Karen - I totally believe this, have for a long time.

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  18. Wow, the trolls are boring compared to this whole Entymobile thing. Their posts were good, but obviously Enty will have none of it!

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  19. Matt LeBlanc's a great guess, but my first thought was Mario Lopez, with the "girlfriend" being any woman standing too close to him.

    I'm also trying to also trying to rid my mind of this being 84-year old Adam West.

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  20. @Mark Dying with laughter picturing Adam West....

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  21. @Karen & Dewie - I definitely agree. I think when the site was still Enty, he got snowed by TG. I think when CrowdGather took over, they brought someone more "stable" in to be the "RDJ" personality. JMO.

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    1. @Amber I've always been on the fence on the whole Himmm thing. So now I wonder about his stories. If Himm is just Enty generating traffic, are the stories purely fiction? tangentially real? true?

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  22. see link to Matt LeBlanc groping girlfriend. I think it is them. @Asher had it first.

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  23. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4743504/matt-leblanc-puts-in-a-groping-performance-at-the-golden-globes.html

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  24. I started reading CDAN before the Himmmm blow up, but I really believed that he was an insider (not RDJ, though it was kind of fun to pretend). It kinda bums me out that everything is fake and just for ad revenue.

    Which, by the way, must be going up with all the page clicks today! The trolls are helping the Enties make money.

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  26. Kind of offtopic but in a good way - did anyone see the "Mean Tweets" segment from last night's Jimmy Kimmel? Not a JK watcher and I hadn't seen this segment before but it was actually quite funny. I particularly liked Elisabeth Moss' response.

    Mean Tweets IV

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  27. I'm so confused as to what's going on today! I missed posts, trolls and Himmmm? Damn work!!

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  28. I love the sandbox. So does my pu--I mean kitty.

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  29. Finally the trolls are gone!

    Amber, who is TG?

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  30. the trool people will get bored and go away soon enough, and we can get back to normal.

    As for the blind, I'll go with Matt LeBlanc

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  31. I had the worst time on Wednesday reading the site; whole page locked up trying to load the Flash plugin (I think it was Flash). Away yesterday, and today I return to these random bizarre posts. "Scooby Doo this shit out" ahahaha, thanks for the laugh, @Jennifer H.

    --snapdragon, who is definitely not a troll

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  32. TG=THE GOD that is ENTY! I banished the trolls. MaryMooshki made a potent tincture from Enty's armpit and we all ran off to smell it.

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  33. @msgirl, I think it's a reference to Talley Griffith, who is allegedly the original "Himmmm." But I don't know too much of the backstory other than the RDJ rumors. (And the Himmmm comments were always too outrageous to be believed, at least to me.)

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  34. @Dewie - that was fantastic. Thanks for posting!

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  35. No, Himmmm was not created for page clicks it is an account shared by four Hollywood insiders and if you'd read some of what was posted about Hayden & Co that one time you'd know that.

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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      I thought it was an account made by me and my other seven personailities

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  36. Himmmm is my neighbor

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  37. @Amber, you can find the first three segments on youtube as well - I went to catch up (was hoping maybe we'd get a timely Matt Damon appearance, but alas...). I think it resonated a bit today because the stuff here today has been as unseemly as the stuff people say on Twitter (to celebrities or otherwise).

    I started commenting late last summer, back when the resident crazy was that guy who kept threatening to sue everyone. Does anyone remember him? I thought he was as whackadoodle as they come! Ah, those innocent days :)

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  38. Gosh! I leave the blog for a bit and come back to a field or trolls. Where's most of the old commenters? Hopefully the droll.. I mean troll raid is over soon, at least 13 year olds don't have a massive attention span lol.

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  39. Hey all,
    Which of today's posts has all this drama? I'm just logging in for the first time. Did enty get exposed or something? I know about that Post article, but is there something more recent?

    And I thought Matt Leblanc for this as well

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  41. I call Hoff. B/watch and Knight Rider used to be mahoosive worldwide, and now he just seems to pop up being himself on various bits of crap.

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  42. Probate lawyers never lie! Except about their profession, their radio show, their baby mamas (sounds KYMPOSSIBLE, I know). Oh, and they never lie about the ALWAYS TRUE BLIND ITEMS THAT HE DIDN'T MAKE UP.

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  43. @Hunter: I believe you. There is no one bullshitting on the internet. How can they when every computer has a lie detector in them?

    I wish a poster named Porn Whorrrre would turn up and talk about all the high dollar Hollywood tricks they bang.

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  44. Still so very confused...

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  45. Seems meant!!! I totally thought it, too! All of it. Oh, and did I tell you I finally got my SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOK?!?

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  46. This has to be an actor with his own persona/distinctiveness. Mr T. Maaaaybe Andy Dick. I like the former

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  47. *bitchslaps Entyonamobile on the head*

    C minus?

    Dat fool be a minus EFF! A B C D E EFF!


    And i care about Karen too, Sugar. Karen, put down dat glass, honey! *hugs you*

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    1. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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  48. Anonymous11:40 AM

    Matt LeBlanc for the site blind, Talley Griffith for the ONA blind.
    Entyonamobile for the win!
    I was reading before the himmmm thing it's interesting but I think today has proved anyone can be anybody on the internet.
    I can't believe they're deleting posts.....

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  49. katydid, apparently you can make all the sexist, racist and completely off color jokes you want around here; but don't you dare make fun of libbys armpit or there will be hell to pay.

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    1. Anonymous2:03 PM

      well said Tabby. I hope the Enties read through every single one of these posts and see how fed up the regular readers are. I hope most people are smart enough to see this for what it is. I have found a lot of it off putting but a lot of it is hysterical and reminds me of what it used to be like around here.

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  50. i like the hoff guesses.

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  51. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Wait, someone said Mario Lopez. Is he gay or a womanizer? I thought he was gay for some reason.
    Also, long time lurker, but I think the trolls need to bugger off. I wish they could be blocked somehow.

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  52. All the whacked out comments on the site make me think it was maybe not such a good idea to mention Thai Stick yesterday to Count Jerkula. Reading today reminds me of my pig latin resume (I got the job, by the way).

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  53. Rollin' with the troll-ies. Best day evah. Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning.

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  54. The Hoff is a good guess: he has a stand up routine about himself, has a much younger gf (she also supposedly declined several times his proposals, he s probably keen to show off he s still got it) and has some muscles left (which is not the case of Shatner)

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  55. The Hoff wants you to meet him for drinks over at Enty's Basement. Bring bacon. Bring a flashlight. Bring your gullibility. Oh shit. Nevermind. Your gullibility won't fit in your Uhaul.

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  56. I'd vote Shatner. He makes money being himself, and considering the stuff that's been written about him on the record, or been told about it, this is rather tame.

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  57. Oh, man. C'mon! That gullibility joke was a f'kin' good one! Just because you forgot to take your Midol, doesn't mean you can't at least acknowledge how awesome that was! Laugh! It's the best medicine! Awwwwww...I get it. Someone ran over your puppyunicornrainbow briteentykitten

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  58. Anonymous8:00 PM

    A bathroom stall? Oh, no. What U want 2 do is lay her down, in your daddy's car. It's her U really want 2 drive, underneath the stars.

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  59. And their idea of fun is being in a gang called The Disciples, high on crack, and toting their machine guns.

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