Blind Item #6
This former almost A list tweener from back before there was a term known as tweener has moved on to other things. Probably a B- list actor combined with some reality stuff. He wanted to see if he still had the looks everyone loved. When he found out this current B list celebrity who is quickly running through her 15 minutes had a huge crush on our actor when he was little, it took him about two hours to seduce her. Her boyfriend found out though and the next thing you know she was headed home to try and make things right.
David Cassidy, you rapscallion you.
ReplyDeleteI heart you @figgy. Rapscallion is such an awesome word. And I knew Cassidy was a scoundrel. I practically willed it to be so!
DeleteDavid C is a huuuge butt boil of a human. Sean is a decent nice guy.
DeleteRalph Macchio.
ReplyDeleteHmmm Scott Baio, Ricky Schroeder?
ReplyDeletePeter Brady
ReplyDeleteAgree with MontanaMarriott, I read this as Scott Baio.
ReplyDeleteWell I just saw a Mickey Rooney movie....
ReplyDeleteScott Baio and Betty White
ReplyDeletedonny walberg?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking!
DeleteJoey Lawrence.
ReplyDeleteDavid Cassidy looks fantastic these days, and I think he knows it. (Saw him perform at a casino a couple of years ago.)
ReplyDeleteBob Loblaw
ReplyDelete@libby - lololol! I find myself randomly saying that in my head. Can.Not.Wait.
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ReplyDeleteActor/reality sounds more like Baio. He's a peach so I'm sure he's not opposed to cheating on his wife either.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was reading the whole time.
DeleteLeif Ericcson! When he wears his dentures to replace his meth mouth teeth and they stretch his zit pits out... Watchout! That shadow of his former self is Potent.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! You mean Leif Garret?
DeleteLeif Garret, you mean? I'm thinking Scott Baio or Danny Bonaduce.
ReplyDelete@Mandy. Lol! I hope they mean Leif Garret, otherwise I'm stuck thinking of a Viking explorer with meth mouth.
ReplyDeleteMario lopez
ReplyDeleteHas Donnie Walberg done any reality?
ReplyDeleteWahlberg is producing a reality tv show called "Boston's Finest"! I think I finally got one!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2013/01/07/donnie-wahlbergs-boston-reality-show-jersey-shore/
I think he's delicious.
DeleteDonnie Osmond for the the former tweener, Julianne Hough tor the B-list celeb quickly running thru her 15 mins of fame. ;-) She saw video of him when he was little and fell in love. And theyre both Mormons so they stand a chance of making it work, should GWD turn her down.
ReplyDelete:-D
(I love these fun blinds!!!!!)
Oh no!
ReplyDeleteThere are yet no dentists in Vinland.
LMAO! Yes, Leif Garrett. of Course maybe I should have said Mead Mouth?
ReplyDeleteMead Mouth, hahaha @Steampunk! Yeah, that honey is sticky, leads to decay.
ReplyDeleteNow see, If only Rick Springfield...that is...ummm nevermind. I've decided to not put any ideas into his head. (grin) Proof? He Needs No Proof!
ReplyDeleteYou guys! The Leif Ericcson is making me lol and I'm on a bus. Totally worth being the crazy girl for it.
ReplyDeleteJa! I Steel Gott IT! best lines? "So, like Plunder, Ja?" "Wanna see my good ships' lolliop?" I Come Cross da oceans fur yu, Now Yu come cross fur Me?"
ReplyDeleteI don't really care who it is now... I am just laughing so hard about the whole Leif Ericson thing I am actually crying!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG - Mead Mouth... There are some magnificently twisted minds that comment here! I hope that never changes!
I agree. This is the greatest thread and I needed the laughs. Thanks y'all!
DeleteThis has got to be Joey Lawrence and Katherine Webb
ReplyDeleteCo-sign.
DeleteKatherine Webb! Of course. Her boyfriend is insecure and she left that show out of nowhere. Well done!
DeleteUnfortunately for me, I read this blind before a meeting and my mind starting wandering down the whole mead mouth path and a newfound theory that beserkers are really just Viking crackheads. Made for a rather productive meeting on my end.
ReplyDeleteThat asshat Scott Baio.
ReplyDeleteCo captain? Eric the Dreads lol
ReplyDeleteI like the Joey Lawrence guess
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